From role models to porn stars: Tinseltown talk

Simpson’s baby blues

If Jessica Simpson doesn’t pop now, someone will literally have to take a huge nappy pin and stick it in her bun! These days the actor, wait, singer, wait, what was she popular for again?, is either busy posing naked on the cover of Elle, or attending icky pink-themed baby showers. According to E!Online, Simpson’s celeb pal Jessica Alba and sister Ashlee Simpson attended the baby shower.

Bobbi Kristina gets it on with adopted brother


So Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown is engaged to her adopted brother according to E!Online. In the month after her mother’s passing, young Kristina has been seen with a diamond ring on her engagement finger, followed by days of lots of public displays of affection with Nick Gordon — who was reportedly taken in more than 10 years ago by Houston and has been living with her family since then. This news would’ve been totally disturbing had it been about an average teenage girl. But come on, this is Bobby Brown’s blood. So incest, hmmm, meh!

Cyrus thinks she’s a role model

Miley Cyrus says to showbizspy.com, “I take being a role model very seriously and that’s why I try so hard to relate to my fans.” Really Miley? Was this before or after you were taking hits from a bong filled with salvia. Because only when you’re that high, can you ever consider yourself a role model.

Bipasha Basu vs Sunny Leone

Hindustan Times reports that Indo-Canadian porn star Sunny Leone is hoping her Jism 2 release will match the incredibly high standards left by Bipasha Basu with the prequel. Sunny, first, the film is titled Jism, second, it’s produced by Mahesh Bhatt, and third, you’re a porn star, I think this is one production that was tailor-made for you.

Published in The Express Tribune, March 20^th, 2012.