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The PML-Q seems to be trying the same method of pressurising the government. Chances are their motivations aren’t any different, with an increased salary and longer paid vacations being the end goal. Of course, they can’t actually write that as reasons for quitting. They need to at least pretend to appear altruistic and noble, even if the closest any of them will ever come to those qualities is when they read them aloud in this column and then thumb through dictionaries to look up the meaning. Instead, they claim their resignations are motivated by a “failure of the government to resolve the issues of the masses”. It’s a bit of an odd criticism given that there is no particular issue highlighted. Maybe they don’t want to play favourites with issues and would rather not offend, say, dengue by picking poverty as their preferred issue. Or perhaps, for the PML-Q, the “masses” are themselves an “issue” and they want the government to get rid of them entirely. It’s all a bit confusing. To be fair though, the PML-Q probably haven’t given it much thought.
The real question is how will the Zardari government react.
Will they, à la post-MQM-resignation, unleash a political figure who will make his nervous breakdown a public performance piece? Or will they use the same tactic my office did and pretend to take it seriously before offering a designation change in place of an actual salary increase. What none of them will do, and it’s a shame, is to take any of this seriously. If the government calls the PML-Q’s bluff and accepts the resignations, offering their vacated posts to someone with the same qualifications (a horse, a small child or even a rock), then we might actually see something interesting happen. And if the PML-Q leadership is then invited on to television by all the talk show hosts who seem to be busy attacking one another while collecting national medals and yelled at until they offer workable, practical solutions to the “issues of the masses”.
That way, the next time a political party wants to see things improve in the country, they will have to enact those changes themselves through active participation in a democratic process, instead of throwing poorly worded and inarticulate resignation letters around on a monthly basis.
Now if you will excuse me, the tea my office just served me tastes terrible and I need to compose an angry email threatening instant resignation unless I get my way. Don’t worry, it’s my seventh such letter this month. I am sure this won’t backfire in any way.
Published in The Express Tribune, October 6th, 2011.
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offering their vacated posts to someone with the same qualifications (a horse, a small child or even a rock),
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This is the first article by you that's actually quite amazing. You try to hard to be funny and you fail. In an epic way. But write naturally, like you did here because its amazing. :)
The whole pack of them are a bunch of shameless______. This was a rather tame write up, can't blame you for being off colour at times.
Hilarious, the point comes across well
PML-Q was just testing waters ... feels good, I bet !
Resign and Join ... Its an old game, people have gotten used to, courtesy "Wadera / Jagerdaar" fame, MQM