Indian astrologer ‘predicts’ Modi’s ‘surprise shock to Pakistan’ and Twitter can't handle it

A Vedic astrologer from India has amassed quite a following on Twitter due to his outrageous predictions. Anirudh Kumar Mishra, with over 94,000 followers, has offered predictions on a wide range of subjects, from pandemics and celebrity pregnancies all the way to military strategy.

The astrologer’s predictions often deal with India’s military actions against Pakistan, as well as the topic of Kashmir. His most recent tweet, with a thousand likes and over 300 retweets, says, “Prime Minister Narendra Modi will give a surprise shock to Pakistan in upcoming November-January period.” The tweet was met with boastful responses from Indian citizens and mockery by Pakistanis, reactions that were both equally expected.

Prime Minister Narendra Modi will give a surprise shock to Pakistan in upcoming November-January period. pic.twitter.com/vjOlQ0fCay

— Anirudh Kumar Mishra (@Anirudh_Astro) July 27, 2021

 

Academic Dr Osama Siddique tweeted in response to the prediction, “A sizzling Qawwali perhaps?”
 

A sizzling Qawwali perhaps?

— Osama Siddique (@DrOsamaSiddique) July 28, 2021

Another user wrote, “People from his own country haven't recovered yet from his daily surprises.”
 

People from him own country haven't recovered yet from his daily surprises.

— Sabih Nawab (@AbuTaha7070) July 27, 2021

A user tweeted with reference to a dilemma Pakistanis know all too well. “Okay! But please upload it on Youtube also as soon as possible. Because sometimes we can't find full Bollywood movies on YouTube,” they wrote.
 

@iv2cky
Okay!
But please upload it on Youtube also as soon as possible . Because some times we can't find full bollywood movies on youtube🙄

— Ubaid Ullah🇵🇰 (@UbaidUllah905) July 27, 2021

In a scathing response, a user tweeted, “Last time you said this, you lost an MiG - 21 bison, a fighter pilot and all your self-respect.”
 

Last time you said this, you lost an MiG - 21 bison, a fighter pilot and all your self respect. https://t.co/J9iWbHgGPi

— WhyMe?🇵🇰 (@Difgufted) July 27, 2021

 

Tell him to bring his own tea this time.

— Yousafzai (@Yousafzai_74) July 27, 2021

This Twitter user asked a question that really is on everyone’s mind at this point.
 

we really live in y'alls mind rent free huh https://t.co/OXl0mGRvRB

— sabah™ (@judecardan) July 27, 2021

And finally,
 

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— 🍉 (@shredditt) July 27, 2021

In a separate tweet, he mentions that his predictions are not influenced by his political leanings. “My astrological predictions are not influenced by politics. I make them after thoroughly studying charts.”

My astrological predictions are not influenced by politics. I make them after thoroughly studying charts.

Compared to Yogi ji, chart of BJP President Sh. Nadda is weaker and that's why BJP lost Delhi and WB and couldn't form govt. in Maharashtra. https://t.co/k7O9mccEsM

— Anirudh Kumar Mishra (@Anirudh_Astro) June 22, 2021

Mishra also warned netizens of a new illness that may sweep the globe, this time one that affects the intestines instead of the lungs. He wrote, “An illness related to intestine will pop up and it will primarily trouble the age group 0-20 years. Vomiting will be one of its symptoms. So, health administration needs to remain cautious till October 11.”

An illness related to intestine will pop up and it will primarily trouble the age group 0-20 years. Vomiting will be one of its symptoms. So, health administration needs to remain cautious till 11 October. pic.twitter.com/v9nt8ZQIFI

— Anirudh Kumar Mishra (@Anirudh_Astro) July 13, 2021

While most of his predictions fail to manifest in the real world, a few of his accurate predictions have catapulted him to the status of a modern Nostradamus. The astrologer predicted prominent celebrity births in August 2020. Mishra tweeted, “Two celebrities are awaited to give birth in 2021, according to my calculation Anushka will become a mother of a daughter and Kareena will become the mother of her second son.”

Two celebrities are awaited to give birth in 2021, according to my calculation Anushka will become a mother of a Daughter and Kareena will become the mother of her 2nd son. pic.twitter.com/iqGjXDOwEu

— Anirudh Kumar Mishra (@Anirudh_Astro) August 29, 2020