What do you think is your best piece of work?
Hassan: The question should have been directed to my parents and the answer would have been me!
Saad: I am my best piece of work. Growing up as 9Lines has grown has been quite nourishing.
Pick two alternate careers and why?
Hassan: A painter. I could’ve pursued my painting career but I chose to never sell my art. Or a DJ — I can bring the house down and get people going.
Saad: I would have been the Editor-in-Chief of a fashion magazine, but for that I had to have been born in Paris. I also have a secret passion for singing so maybe, a bonfire superstar.
What excuses have you made to get out of work?
Hassan: Well I can’t give away my tactics! Though honestly I haven’t made any excuses, really.
Saad: Believe me or not, I’ve never made an excuse to get out of work.
If you were an animal, which one would you be?
Hassan: A cat. I would sleep all day, live rent free, and be worshipped by the Internet.
Saad: An owl. I would sleep all day and party all night.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Hassan: Victoria Adams also known as Posh Spice. It’s not weird, she’s still fine as ever.
Saad: The dhak dhak girl, Madhuri Dixit.
If you could meet anyone dead or alive who would it be and what would you say to them?
Hassan: Qandeel Baloch. I would say, please move to another country. May she rest in peace.
Saad: Leonardo da Vinci. I would ask him whether the rumour about him is true or not.
What is an item of clothing that has been in your closet the longest?
Hassan: I still wear a shirt I got in sixth grade. I’m almost 28 now.
Saad: My Italian long boots. Perfectly handcrafted and embroidered, and bought at an auction in London in 2002.
What is your favourite painting?
Hassan: ‘Shot Marilyns’ by Andy Warhol.
Saad: ‘Saturn Devouring His Son’ by Francisco Goya.
What is the best thing about living in Lahore?
Hassan: Ask any Lahori and they’ll tell you that there’s no better place for food in Pakistan than Lahore. Also, there is no MQM!
Saad: Lahore is personal. I am Lahore.
One emerging talent we should watch out for?
Hassan: Zainab Malik. She’s an eclectic stylist with no shortage of enthusiasm.
Saad: Haseeb Khan. I see a great deal of myself in him.
Who is the last person you texted?
Hassan: I just experienced a horrifying earthquake so I group texted my friends asking about their safety. It was intense!
Saad: Hassan Iqbal Rizvi, asking him to finish his part of the interview.
What was the last picture you took on your phone?
Hassan: A group selfie at lunch with friends.
Saad: An old woman sitting by the canal bank smoking a cigarette in the drizzle.
What are three things that nobody knows about you?
Hassan: I’m a really good cook, I like to sleep with the light on and I’ve never seen any of the Harry Potter movies.
Saad: My wardrobe is not just organised, it is colour coded, and even my accessories have their own designated space. I keep a log of what I wear at work so that I don’t end up repeating clothes, and if you want to win me over, bring me warm Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Hassan: Immortality.
Saad: Mind control over women.
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