Every night I slept dreaming of the perfectly paved roads on the other side of the bridge.

Once every Muslim in the world apologises for Charlie Hebdo, then every single Christian can apologise for Hitler.

These people fail to realise the deep philosophical ideas expressed by Lollywood songs.

You claim that the ISI agency of Pakistan has funded the Bollywood movie PK. Do you not know Pakistan at all?

It is not like religious groups are not as strong in India as in Pakistan – their state is just stronger than ours.

The Academy of Pakistani Politics has had a particularly tough time shortlisting the nominations this year.

His praise of the British is a sign that Ghalib par dollars lagay huay hai. He is nothing more than a liberal fascist!

Will we be remembered by images of empty cradles, unworn shoes and the sounds of soothing lullaby heard by no one?

I don’t photograph well, I hate ladoos and my shalwars keeping slipping off. I would make the worst dulha ever.

Our T20 captain is against girls playing cricket, our clerics feel women shouldn't drive and comedians ridicule them!