Is there no one to hold the government accountable for their unfulfilled promises of transforming Karachi into Venice?

All is well that ends well, and in the end we won for a change. Let’s not make it this hard next time boys!

The terrorists have them, the police have them, and I see no reason why all of us should also not have guns.

First of all a moment of silence for everybody who woke up at 3 a.m. to watch this match.

It was my fault; I jinxed it by believing that we will win. Nazar laga di team ko.

It'll make for an exciting contest and as far as the team is concerned, analysis shows that it’s pretty neck and neck.

The only way activists can get me to observe Haya on this day is if they find me a girl named Haya I can go out with.

All Altaf Bhai wants is permission to open a branch of Heera Mandi in Karachi!

The only thing Shikarpur now has in common with Paris is that both cities were marred by extremist violence in January

Why are we playing cricket anyway? The only thing worse than our bowling is Atif Aslam singing in English.