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Australia has pummeled us around on the field for far too long. This victory feels nothing short of a dream come true.
In Urdu, 'kash' means wish, but in Pashto, it is pistol holder. He gets confused and the story becomes about guns!
Pakistan is so immune to terror that bombings with single digit causality figures hardly make it to our 9pm headlines.
Dharna dude from Islamabad (loves X-box, facials, and PTI) runs into a reality check...