Ten years from now, we will still be talking about Pakistan on the brink of collapse and things falling apart.

We are looking at the wrong horrors. There is terror to be found in the bullet smashed corpse of the Governor.

10 things I hate about fat people: Pick on the angular all you want, but have pity on the bloated.

It’s the things they don’t say that fright­en me the most. What was Sharmila Farooqi thinking?

Either Uncle Munir is the world’s luckiest paranoid or he has an inside line on the great Global Conspiracy.

Julian Assange’s most marked legacy is that he almost, quite nearly, made me like President Zardari.

Too long have the politicians suffered our cynicism, our loathing and our justified venom.

I am gripped by outrage. Even more so, I am deeply insulted. As should you be, by the way.

You may scoff at the sheer improbability of this posit, but it makes more sense than the governmental stance.

I want to be trapped in a mine in Chile, left alone for two months with nothing but my thoughts to keep me company.