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What if we lose this match?

Published: March 29, 2011

The writer is editor of business and economic policy for Express News and 24/7 khurram.husain@tribune.com.pk

It’s here. The day the poet sang about, the day the Book promised millennia ago. Today is the day of judgement.

What if we lose this match? I’ll get to that in a minute, but first please consider the stakes. We’re not looking for just cricket today. Today, we want to see the vengeance of our ancestors unleashed in that stadium in Mohali. Today is the day we tally it all up. Five thousand years of history has gone into making this day so let the winner take all.

Who’s buying the whole ‘let’s win this cup together’ business? I understand some sentimental souls have taken vows to cheer for the winning team in the final, irrespective of who the winner in today’s game is. I’m touched with this sentimentality, I really am. But I’ll wait to see who wins today before making any decisions about the final.

But what if we lose? What if our worst fears parade around the ground today? I’ll get to that in a minute, but first please consider the situation. This is no longer a cricket match. This a smackdown for the history books, something akin to the Rumble in the Jungle legend of Muhammad Ali. Both sides have invested so much of their national and individual pride, prestige, honour and every other primitive impulse to have survived our evolutionary journey, that a defeat of either side is unimaginable. Herman Kahn thought he was tough for “thinking the unthinkable” about how to fight and win a nuclear war, but he had no idea how big that potato really gets. Today we’ll find out.

But what if we lose? Well, in that case there’s not much left to do but wrap the whole thing up, turn the clock back to zero, wipe the slate clean and prepare to start over again. No I’m not talking about the team or restructuring the Pakistan Cricket Board, or anything quite so mundane. I mean we should just bulldoze the entire country into the ocean and go back to being single cell organisms all over again. This whole complex organism thing cannot be considered to be working out for us, in the event of defeat today.

We can then debate the merits of walking on our hind legs all over again. Is it really all that it’s cut out to be? We could even consider just staying in the ocean. Or some of us could decide to keep our tails, they’re mighty useful when swinging in the trees.

So that’s the plan folks. Put it all on the line for today. Everything. Today, we yell every time the ball is in the air, we shout at every boundary, we scream ourselves headless with every wicket. Today, it all comes together. Today is the day your parents brought you into the world for, some may even say today is the day the earth was created for. It’s judgement day, and don’t you dare think you’ll walk away from it with your sanity intact.

Published in The Express Tribune, March 30th, 2011.

Reader Comments (39)

  • Citizen
    Mar 29, 2011 - 11:33PM

    Blah!Recommend

  • green from the inside
    Mar 30, 2011 - 12:02AM

    WOW!!!! I don’t know if there’s a strong undertone of sarcasm, but this one really gets you going. Absolutely Brilliant!Recommend

  • fahad
    Mar 30, 2011 - 12:05AM

    exactly…bla blaRecommend

  • Averoes
    Mar 30, 2011 - 12:34AM

    Wow! This is what I call a cricket op-ed.Recommend

  • M Ali Khan
    Mar 30, 2011 - 12:49AM

    I personally couldn’t give two hoots about what happens tomorrow or forever in this game called ‘kirrkit’. Wouldnt care if we win tomorrow and win the final. Wouldnt care if we lose tomorrow and expect another match fixing allegation. Wouldnt have a damn care in the world.Recommend

  • M Ali Khan
    Mar 30, 2011 - 12:51AM

    I just want this game over with. Too much ridiculous hype and extravaganza in media and in public. Makes me want to hate cricket even more. No wonder I prefer watching football!Recommend

  • Ammar R
    Mar 30, 2011 - 1:04AM

    Best. Oped. Ever. Thank you Sir.Recommend

  • Mar 30, 2011 - 1:28AM

    Oh my…
    Finest expressions…Recommend

  • Ali Aziz
    Mar 30, 2011 - 1:50AM

    @M Ali Khan: It’s obvious your fakin’ the hatin’. Your indifference is just a cloak over your unbridled passion for the game – people unjinx their team in various ways, you have chosen yours :)Recommend

  • AA
    Mar 30, 2011 - 1:51AM

    brilliant!!!!!!!!!!Recommend

  • Meekal Ahmed
    Mar 30, 2011 - 1:58AM

    Wish we would get all excited about other more serious things!Recommend

  • ArifQ
    Mar 30, 2011 - 2:05AM

    Writer promoting theory of evolution using cricket as an excuse explains the sarcastic undertones of this article.Recommend

  • Mar 30, 2011 - 2:16AM

    One has to win or lose…Though a tie can take place ,but that is one in a million chance…

    What should matter most is that Cricket wins…Meaning the losers should give their best to win!

    The message which we should give to our team to avoid putting them into undue nervy pressure,should be…Tum Jito Ya Haro…Hume Tumse pyar hai…. Pakistan ZindabadRecommend

  • Jay
    Mar 30, 2011 - 2:45AM

    @M Ali Khan: Totally agree with you! I don’t even feel like watching the match tomorrow!!Recommend

  • pl/sql
    Mar 30, 2011 - 2:47AM

    @Author
    Ahem….ahem…which 5000 years of history is the author referring to?
    As far as I know Islam was 1400 years old.
    On the other hand, Sanathan Dharm was here for 5000 years or more.
    So sir, our shared history is not that old.Recommend

  • F Hussain
    Mar 30, 2011 - 3:07AM

    @M Ali Khan:
    you don’t care but you bother to read through this and reply twice??? Go take out your unvented frustrations on a football

    @Khuram; You said it :)Recommend

  • Butool
    Mar 30, 2011 - 3:53AM

    @M Ali Khan: Then why do you ‘care’ enough to post here? Please continue living in oblivion and
    let us ignorant souls have something to be happy about for once.Recommend

  • Hussain
    Mar 30, 2011 - 7:04AM

    Undoubted this is nostradamus’s prediction of a nuclear war, but so much pressure on the team shouldnt be imposed, but more importantly you should not demoralize your readers about the future, so what if we loose, we still have a better looking team, which doesnt smell, doesnt dye their hair blonde.. well some do but our captains cooler then theirs. and as a nation were cleaner greener and smarter. so pray our team does well tomorrow, yes, scream as loud as u can till the last ball, yes. but in case our boys in green for some reason, any reason, cant make it, dont make them have to take the back exit at the airport, let them still keep their heads high in front of the enemies team.Recommend

  • anfield kop
    Mar 30, 2011 - 7:41AM

    m ali khan has to be my soulmate! this sub-continent is going mad over a boring gum that takes forever to produce a result, when it does an honest one.Recommend

  • Ajay
    Mar 30, 2011 - 7:41AM

    Author has brought out the irony in the situation. Pakistanis have invested so much (almost all their energies) in this match that it looks & feel downright silly. “What if they loose is a very valid” question. Such kind of people are prone to swing from one mood to another. May be this behavior is symptomatic of the larger problem at hand- one of utter despair about everything inside Pakistan and total lack of cpapcity to do anything about it that people are left with the only escapism- cricket match with India, here. as the author says may be they need to start from scratch (with a single cell or with a tail or with 4 legs) so that people of Pakistan will have more issues to have an intense debate since issues of national importance like economy and development does not resonate with their spirits. Wars and dramatic events captivate their attention like nothing else.

    Why such enthusiasm does not show up a)in donating for flood victims b)in protecting their people’s future, etc. etc boggles the mind. What is so important about a cricket match?- if not hatred of India and the need to show it down….that is why the insistence on Pakistani side to continue to a stomping of feet by soldiers on either side and agressive thumb and finger pointing….that is why I have always believed that issue or no issue, Pakistan will use nukes against India one day, in the name of religion, in the erroneous belief that non-believers should not exist even if the non-believers are better than them in every way!! all this talk of nukes serving as a deterrant is hog wash. Religion the main issue. Thanfully for all Indians including Indian Muslims, religion is secondary to India and the humanity of the people.

    If we Indian loose, our psyche will not be damaged because we have other ‘wins’ under our belt. In Pakistan’s case because of 2 reasons a)there are no other ‘wins’ & b)dislike of India, winning this match is crucial.Recommend

  • John
    Mar 30, 2011 - 9:08AM

    Cricket fever gone into delirium. Five thousand years of history? Not sure what it is. But forgiven, given the fun of the day.Recommend

  • Saad
    Mar 30, 2011 - 9:34AM

    @ M Ali …Mr…why are you reading this article if you dont give a “darn” about cricket go back to books….or anything else like..”fa-rt ball”

    Excellent article!! Something we as fans should realize that in the end…its just a “game” …though important because its a semi-final and our gateway to bringing the cup home after almost 20 years!

    Go Afridi..Make us proud

    PS- Win or Lose We will still love you but dont expect a warm welcome at the airport. (you know how sentimental we are when it comes to cricket rivalry against india)Recommend

  • unbiased
    Mar 30, 2011 - 10:11AM

    @M Ali Khan:
    Then why did you read this article?Recommend

  • amlendu
    Mar 30, 2011 - 10:26AM

    @pl/sql:
    Read the whole post you bugger, he is not talking about any religion. Don’t be in a hurry to bring in your Sanatan Dharm bullcrap every time….. The history he is talking was of evolution of single cell organism to humans. If you could not make that out then you should remain stuck with your primitive santan dharm. And by the way, I am an Indian born in the so called Sanatan Dharm…. now take that.Recommend

  • amlendu
    Mar 30, 2011 - 10:27AM

    A brilliant satire. Puts the whole drama in its right place.Recommend

  • Ben
    Mar 30, 2011 - 11:46AM

    Sentiments are high on both side, higher still are the stakes. Neither can afford to lose. It is a high-voltage clash.Recommend

  • Saqib Raza
    Mar 30, 2011 - 12:03PM

    the day of judgement?? isn’t this article going a bit too far?? why can’t we just let it be a game of cricket?? why put so much emphasis on it and project it some sort of a ‘war’ between two countries? i am a cricket fan and if anything i just want the cricket to win today. Let’s just hope for a good game of cricket and put the other things aside.Recommend

  • pl/sql
    Mar 30, 2011 - 12:09PM

    @amlendu:
    you moron, d’u mean to say that it took ONLY 5000 years for humans to evolve from single celled organisms? Is your understanding of science so poor or are you trying to lie your way out of this? The author was clearing talking about 2 sides India and Pakistan (Predominantly Hindu vs Predominantly Muslim) countries.So you can take your political correctness and keep it thereRecommend

  • M. Ali
    Mar 30, 2011 - 12:09PM

    expectations surge whenever such event took place, but unfortunately we every time show an extreme in our behaviour, we can lose, we can win! WE WILL BE HAPPY IN CASE OF WIN. whats about losing??? match fixing allegations, blaming zardari, gillani, Rehman malik…..! is this a correct approach?Recommend

  • T
    Mar 30, 2011 - 12:53PM

    all thanks to the media this is no longer just a match… it feels like a war…
    we forgot about spot fixing, we’ll forget about this if we loose.. we as a nation move on rather quickly now dont we….Recommend

  • R. Khan
    Mar 30, 2011 - 1:29PM

    Sky will not fall! Nothing will happen. You lose & win in games. Why can’t we take the game in sportsman spirit rather than matter of life & death? We take serious things very casually whereas casual things too seriously.Recommend

  • God
    Mar 30, 2011 - 9:19PM

    it’s just a game. sheesh.Recommend

  • amlendu
    Mar 30, 2011 - 11:39PM

    @pl/sql: I realized that I have made a mistake but was sure that you would latch on it and refuse to grow up and keep harping on your santan dharm. The last 5000 years are the time it took for social evolution and your sanatan bullcrap is not 5000 years old. Don’t trust your Sanghis (RSS) so blindly. What you call as sanatan dharm is almost 2000 years old (Age of rigveda).Recommend

  • amlendu
    Mar 30, 2011 - 11:41PM

    @pl/sql:
    And who told you I was being politically correct. I hate people like you who can not have a logical discourse without mentioning religion, whichever religion it may be. And you are beyond reason.Recommend

  • Shock horror
    Mar 31, 2011 - 1:51AM

    @ Khuram Husain

    Now that Pakistan has lost, you will obviously ensure that you for one definitely become a single cell organism, and with any luck we will never hear from you again.Recommend

  • M. H. Hussain
    Mar 31, 2011 - 12:52PM

    @Khurram husain…guys like you create media hypes….Now that Pakistan has lost the match, you should kill yourself!

    Put your money where your mouth is…..Recommend

  • pl/sql
    Mar 31, 2011 - 1:46PM

    @amlendu:
    Can you please give me more of your HOME-MADE FACTS please? I am enjoy reading them.Sanatan Dharm is 5000+ years old you dimwit.Recommend

  • amlendu
    Mar 31, 2011 - 4:22PM

    @pl/sql:
    You know in history there is something called archeology, it is study of artifacts from past. If you go through the ancient history of India you will find that the archeological study of objects found throughout the subcontinent clearly show that 5000 years ago the people here used only stone artifacts and this was the time which is termed as megalithic and Mesolithic ages in Indian history and when most of the activity was centered in South India (Megalithic) and Eastern India (Mesolithic). Then came Chalcolithic age, which developed in to Bronze Age in Indus and Ghaghghar (Sarswati) valley. Then came the Iron Age which was the marker of your Sanatan Dharm. Rigved (And if you don’t know what it is then find a copy and read it) is replete with mention of Iron. But not single artifact of this metal is found in the subcontinent which dates back more than 4000 years old. It also mentioned horses a lot of times but there are no archeological remains to prove that there were horses in the subcontinent before 2000BC. Rigved is based on rural and nomadic societies but the archeological remains of 200BC show a completely urban society. Then again if you go by another methodology of historical research, namely study of linguistic development, you will find that the Sanskrit language on which your Santan Dharm is based is a synthetic language and does not emerge from other primitive languages and that is why it is so systematic and complete. But the same fact makes it clear that this is not an organically evolved language. This means that this language would not be much older than the first text created using it. Go and study history in a proper way if you want to debate history. Or remain stuck with your stupid Purans and other mythological literature. You are such fool that you would take mythical literature like Mahabharta, Ramayana or any of Purans as historical texts. And for your information Mahabharta was not written by a single person either. It is actually a compilation of works created by different people over a few hundred of years. If you try to juxtapose it to other historical sources, you’ll be able to reason it out. But I know that you are a sanghi (RSS/Khaki chaddi wala) and you have shut all your reasoning abilities. So good luck with you one-dimensional and blinkered tunnel vision of history.

    I made one mistake though. I wanted to say 2000BC when I said 200 years old. So it makes your Sanatan Dharm 400 years old but still short by 100 years.

    And finally the point is not how old this Sanatan Dharm is, but why can’t you debate a point which has nothing to with religion apparently without dragging religion into it. Religion by nature being based on faith is illogical. You can’t use it to settle a logical debate.Recommend

  • abhinav
    Apr 1, 2011 - 5:38PM

    Dear Amlendu,
    You have given a long post and as you can realize half cooked knowledge is not good and you should not start jumping the gun if you are not well versed in this field.
    If you accept Rig Ved as first document of Hinduism/Santan Dharm then by any estimates it is at least 3500 (1500 BC) yrs old (not 2000) and some expert put it back to even 4000 yrs (2000 BC). even Buddhism is at least 2500 yrs old (well documented without any controversy).

    The reamins of Indus valley civilization are dated around 3000 BC ( which is 5000 yrs from now) there are some sites (Mehargarh) which are dated even older 5000 BC (7000 yrs from now).

    And all above facts opinions are shared by most of the secular historians not hindutva brigade.

    Your whole post is full of abuses and derogatory language and mixed up information, so instead of shouting at others you should first think why can’t you debate something rationally without getting too much emotional/illogical.Recommend

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