This or that: Liv Tyler

Actor Liv Tyler is the daughter of Aerosmith’s lead singer Steven Tyler.  Popular for films like That Thing You Do and Armageddon, Tyler has been out of the spotlight for a while. She was recently spotted at a David Lynch Foundation event and at the Django Unchained premiere looking rather unimpressive.

(Tyler on the right)

Hair and makeup

The hair is awful here and looks like it has not been washed in a while. Has it been loaded up with some kind of shining serum? We don’t like this at all; she could have gone for some more volume on the crown and bounced up those curls. Her make-up is so boring; Liv, don’t just smack on the red lips when you have nothing else going for you.

Clothes

She’s wearing a black, cowl neck floral printed fitted dress. Floral prints are definitely fashionable these days so we’ll give her an 8/10 for the dress. But the rest of the look is making us yawn.

Accessories and shoes

We would love to talk about her accessories, except that there aren’t any! Her shoes are borderline gothic; Mary Jane’s are fashionable, but not in suede with five inch heels.

(Tyler on the left)

Hair and makeup

Here we go again, with the same hair and the same make-up. Does she own any other lipstick? Why would someone so beautiful be so boring with their look?

Clothes

Is that a two-piece gown or a one piece? Never mind, black is everyone’s colour but that gown seems to have no cut at all? It looks like she stepped into some fabric and used a pair of scissors to get herself out. Hey Liv, Morticia Adams called, she wants her clothes back!

Accessories and shoes

Oh look, we have a pair of earrings! Thank you, Liv, but that’s nearly not enough. Her shoe is peeping out of her dress, so we can’t really tell what it looks like. But black on black and red lips has never looked so unexciting.

Published in The Express Tribune, December 17^th, 2012.          

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