Film review: Raaz 3 - better keep this secret

Published: October 2, 2012
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Believe it or not, Bollywood is still making films about black magic, evil spirits and holy spirits and the war between evil and holy spirits. Raaz 3, in essence, is about this war between the spirits and how religion is the only force that is capable of winning this hypothetical battle.

The film’s plot is filled with clichés. Among the most disturbing clichés that Raaz 3 reinforces is regarding the innate negativity of women; the other adage that women themselves are their biggest enemies becomes true after considering the fact that a female writer has written the story of this film that so unabashedly berates women.

Don’t be surprised if shots and even complete scenes in Raaz 3 look a bit too familiar. It’s not you, it’s Vikram Bhatt who has copied, or as the Bhatt’s would say “been inspired by”, entire scenes from films like Arachnophobia, It, Final Destination and The Ring.

The concept of Raaz 3 is also “inspired by” or rather is an “Indianised version” of a whole bunch of other films (read All about Eve, Poltergeist, etc). Basically, Vikram Bhatt takes a bit of this and a bit of that and churns out a whole lot of crap.

The 3D effects could’ve been good had they not been so over the top. Vikram Bhatt is like a little kid showing off his 3D technology: “Look, I’m making Emraan Hashmi pop out. Look, Bipasha Basu is popping out (pun intended) too, and look I can even make a lamp-post pop out. Anything else you’d want me to pop out?” Really Vikram, that was so not needed. An overdose of 3D cannot make a bad film good, when will you learn that?

Two words on the choreography: outrageously ridiculous. The choreography is so bad it makes you wonder if there might be a deeper meaning to the silly hand gestures being performed. The music of the film, as we already know, is also “inspired” big time from existing music. I wonder if the Bhatts believe that music, like stories, is also of seven main types, hence every song must be inspired from another song.

Not everything in Raaz 3 is terrible. Well, let me rephrase that: Bipasha Basu is hot and that, my friends, is not a terrible thing. She fits perfectly in the part of a fading starlet (I wonder why?). Emraan Hashmi is Emraan Hashmi, need I say more? He does however, look, much more attractive than his usual self. The only good thing about Esha Gupta is that she looks like a younger, prettier version of Lara Dutta. Acting? She knows nothing about that.

On the whole, Raaz 3 is a raaz I wish Vikram Bhatt had kept to himself.

Published in The Express Tribune, Sunday Magazine, September 30th, 2012.

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Reader Comments (8)

  • Ajmal Murad
    Oct 4, 2012 - 11:24AM

    It was a horrible movie. A waste of time seriously!!

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  • Javeria Mahmood
    Oct 4, 2012 - 3:36PM

    I liked the movie and its music…. I wonder why did you write such a bad review…. Movie was a good time pass…

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  • Mohinder sandhu
    Oct 5, 2012 - 5:02AM

    if you talk to Mr mahesh. bhatt, you will realize that he has a view about every thing.He will talk about politics, social issues,india-pakistan relations or cricket.He portrays himself to be expert of every thing.ONly thing that he claims to best at,films,he has no idea.Every film of his is a copy of a english movie.He himself call hollywood as mecca of film making. Unfortunately people like him are so dominant in indian film industry.Although things are changing and many new young directors are coming up,hopefully, soon people like bhatt family will be phased out of scene.

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  • Rocky
    Oct 6, 2012 - 1:43AM

    I LOVED this movie.

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  • Rocky
    Oct 6, 2012 - 1:43AM

    I LOVED this movie.

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  • Oct 7, 2012 - 9:30PM

    ‘k. Nw I agree dat d movie was more of a copy than an original, bt who cares. It was entertaining & dat’s wt mttrs 2 d audience. If d movie is paisawasool, it doesn’t mttr if it’s a remake of sum great Hollywood Movie. D thng dat u need 2 knw is dat, it ws all jst a fiction creat’d-so plz dnt gv me dis, women r8 etc thng here. Ppl need 2 broaden their mind. It’s nt sumthng 2 relay on ‘k… & spkng of copy: I dnt thnk thr is any Indian here who didn’t lyk evn a single scene of d movie, is thr? Next, d horror d seemed quite lyk d old Indian Movies. Wel, it wsn’t quite horrific as d 1st Raaz-whch gave us chills-bt it’s a decent watch.

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  • inyourface
    Oct 8, 2012 - 1:16AM

    Can somebody please decipher the above comment? I’m willing to pay

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  • Ozymandias
    Oct 8, 2012 - 1:29PM

    @inyourface:
    I tried several translation softwares but they all crashed

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