The much-anticipated final between Argentina and France is all set to take place tomorrow night in Qatar. After the tremendous outpour of fans at the FIFA World Cup 2022, we are yet to see who will lift the coveted trophy as Champions early Monday morning.
However, if Twitter is to be believed, we apparently have a clear winner of this World Cup and it's neither of the finalists. Many westerners have finally discovered a Muslim shower or as they like to call it 'toilet bum shower' and it's a revelation! An attendee of the World Cup took to a micro-blogging website and shared how it is "is the best thing ever."
He wrote, "Been using the toilet bum shower thing in Qatar for a month…I am absolutely horrified we only use toilet paper in the Uk/Europe. This is the best thing ever man."
Been using the toilet bum shower thing in qatar for a month…I am absolutely horrified we only use toilet paper in the Uk/Europe. This is the best thing ever man.
— VUJ (@DavidVujanic) December 14, 2022
He added, "I’ve used a bidet in France, it’s decent but it’s too big, this is a simple high-pressure shower head, more functional and easily adaptable. Will be investing when back in London. My bum is very thankful."
I’ve used a bidet in France, it’s decent but it’s too big, this is a simple high pressure shower head, more functional and easily adaptable. Will be investing when back in london. My bum is very thankful.
— VUJ (@DavidVujanic) December 14, 2022
Well, not to say we told you so, but us desis did tell you so! The tweep's stance soon went viral on Twitter and people have been coming up with the funniest reactions!
Here are some of the best ones.
Best mankind's invention. Ever. pic.twitter.com/6Th41N8l7O
— Herman (@herman6x) December 14, 2022
Europeans just discovering washing their ass is smth good😭😭
— mhk (@emaitchkayy) December 14, 2022
Welcome to civilization
— مينا لبيب 🇲🇦🇦🇷 (@MinaLabib4) December 14, 2022
This is what 1.6 billion Muslims (male, female, old, young, rich or poor, black or white, east or west) do everyday. Happy for you guys finally discovered basic hygiene.
— Abid Naufal Hilmy (@Ano_Hilmy) December 14, 2022
Next quest "Wuḍūʾ"
it's mad how you lot in the UK/western europe only use toilet paper, and not water then toilet paper afterwards. i mean you probably know, you've been in my ends enough time to see that.
— Ardit (@rdt________) December 14, 2022
That feeling 👍🏻💯 pic.twitter.com/w37XTRK17p
— luqmey fahmin (@luqmeyfahmin) December 15, 2022
we will civilize americans and europeans into washing their ass https://t.co/kWD9NNSEqi
— Ali A Olomi (@aaolomi) December 16, 2022
it took a world cup for ppl to learn to wash their asses https://t.co/jIlR24IhOl
— ويردو (@justsaying_h) December 15, 2022
If this World Cup leads to Western adoption of the bum gun it will surely be the most consequential World Cup in history. https://t.co/olWhRIA4AR
— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) December 14, 2022
Is this the start of Europe emerging from the dark ages? https://t.co/Mf3JVsxPk3
— Yousef Munayyer (@YousefMunayyer) December 14, 2022
Is this truly the greatest thing to come out of this World Cup? The answer is affirmative.
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