With an ever growing number of PIA employees choosing drug trafficking as their side job, we think it’s time they put their talents to better use and help fellow Pakistanis around the world, by smuggling some things that are way better than heroin.
Here are 10 things employees should consider smuggling instead:
1. Chaat masala
The market for chaat masala is a lot bigger than that of heroin. Tormented by underwhelmingly bland food, Pakistanis abroad would pay good money to add a little ‘kick’ to their meals.
2. Paani Puri
Yes, this might be a little tricky to carry, but think of the $$$.
Again, due to the lack of spices in food abroad, it can be a little tricky to ‘unload.’ Ispaghol can do wonders, by giving us that extra nudge every now and then.
Who needs heroin when you can have Joshanda? This sachet packed with herbs will have you feeling on top of the moon, and the best part is, you can mix it in with your chai.
With feminism growing in the West, mothers everywhere are having a harder time finding the perfect desi brides for their sons. Smugglers would make a lot more money by exporting some ‘gol roti’ experts.
6. Chili Mili
PIA employees could earn big bucks by smuggling these spicy, yet sweet jellies. Chili Mili khao mast ho jao!
To be honest, Slims are our own kind of heroin.
Since you do belong to Pakistan International Airlines, show some patriotism and share Pakola with your fellow countrymen abroad.
9. Mr Burger
Who cares why the ketchup is pink when it tastes so good? Mr Burger over heroin any day.
For those PIA employees that still seem a little confused: Say no to drugs and smuggle in some slims for us instead.
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