I started digging for more items to sell but the sheer enormity of the dead weight pulling down on our lives broke me.

Someone decided to make a first person shooting game about the Army Public School massacre. No, I swear, it’s true.

Do army officers in Pakistan receive friend requests from attractive women who are curious about our air force bases?

We need to win my fellow Pakistanis. Because let’s face it, if this was a cricket match, we’d probably lose.

Minister for Climate Change Mushahidullah Khan said that the blame for the heat wave lies across the border with India

It is like going to a funeral and proclaiming that the deceased’s neighbours caused the death by cooking ‘bhindi’.

It is typical of our people to cry ‘Bloody Murder’ at the slightest inconvenience and bad mouth our government.

The Modi suit was a gansta suit; on this side of the border, people usually put their names up on rickshaws and trucks

He explains that if the earth were spinning then a plane flying from Sharja to China would never reach its destination

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