What I was not prepared for during my last interview was the interviewer first asking me if I was Muslim.

She told me she had been "marketing". Very late did it dawn upon me that she meant she went "shopping".

My father was shot as he tried to protect an unknown woman's honour. 28 years later, it seems, he died in vain.

They encourage you to buy more, charge double and fill packets with air - its all a ploy!

We were stopped by the police. They harassed us and refused to believe that my own brother was my brother!