Agha Waqar, who got us in the news all over the world, deserves a nomination for prime minister, no?

Had Chopra stayed in Pakistan, he would be marginalized and maybe even made to convert to Islam on live television.

I can't stop singing 'waderai ka beta'. I hate you because I didn't think of this idea first.

In that small amount of time, he defied gravity and majestically hung in the air. This man flew.

Dear diary, did you know that Pakistan will collapse because of posters of women? I’m so worried.

Look for a portly mullah, the kind that makes you wonder whether he's spending that charity money on KFC.

Pakistan needs more holidays! Cricket team win day, Rehman Malik award day, Love Mumtaz Qadri day...

"We must stop saying the word 'Hello' as it is comes from the word Hell!": Mullah Omar.

China has condemned the attack and said it would continue to support Pakistan, by promising to provide more buses.

Given umpire Aleem Dar's achievements, I request humbly that we rename the Gaddafi stadium after him.