Donald Rumsfeld’s most famous remarks in his memoir Known and Unknown made no sense at all.

Despite lamentations against the Taliban, we expect politicians will be safe without causing disruption to the public.

It has become a precondition of revolution to carry banners that read like they were written by six-year-olds.

The Indianisation of cricket has led to predictability. India’s World Cup promises to be the dullest ever.

Nothing rams home the reality that Pakistan is the offspring of Ziaul Haq's vision than perusing Hasan’s columns.

Try and write something satirical. Then sit back and wait for everyone to take you literally.

When logic disappears, a childlike combination of resentment and craving for approval is bound to take over.

Those who argue that voting for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil will always be marginalised.

Forget The Social Network and put all your money on The King’s Speech for this year’s Oscar pool.

Liberals have always been the permanent opposition in Pakistan. It is time to go beyond that.