Next comes the genuinely comic section

Do not tell me that taxes are necessary

Karachi does not need a traffic police department

Somewhere, a soldier is sitting in a bunker, eating cold food, thinking about his mother's phone call he couldn't take

A man with strong opinions is often called confident, a woman with the same qualities can become difficult

I cannot find these people online

Thank you for calling customer service

We should stop asking people to tighten their belts; some have already tightened them so much that we cannot breathe

Some people seem to think friendship is measured by attendance

Medical education is often presented as a journey of idolisation, sacrifice and eventual stability