Open letter to Imran Khan

Imran Khan, I wonder if your handlers expose you to the blood and gore that is there for all to see on our screens.

Trust you are well.

This is in answer to our exchange of SMS messages between Jan 11th and 12th, 2014, repeated verbatim:

Quote: Me to you: 11th Jan, 2014, 5:22 PM: ‘So, no reaction ON Aitzaz Hasans death Imran? How SHAMEFUL!!!’

You to me: 12th Jan, 2014, 9:36 AM: ‘U really have a v poor opinion of me....without ever bothering to hear my side. Was in india for a conf and got back late last nite. Have already announced a fund on my behalf for aitzazs family plus heavily criticized the kpk govt for their pathetic approach in not honoring the hero (no party head has ever openly criticized his own govt in the media).’

Me to you: 12th Jan, 2014, 9:47 AM: ‘So the K-PK govt. can’t move a finger w/out you/Mazari/Jehangir? Sad state of affairs I must say. Unless there is a compact with the Takfiri murderers to do as they will so long as they don’t bother Khattak And Co.?’

You to me: 12th Jan, 2014, 9:58 AM: ‘Grow up kamran. Stop being so pompous. Have never known a “liberal” so bloodthirsty as u hasn’t 9yrs of killing satisfied your blood lust? Hasn’t each operation spawned more groups? Since when have those who want peace become pro taliban and those who want our army to “do more” be called “liberal’. U are what ali shariati described as “westoxified”, a mentally colonized brown sahib without a shred of original thinking’: Unquote.

Right then, Imran: 1) Aitzaz died on January 6th, a full week before you ‘heavily criticised’ your govt. in K-PK upon arrival from India for not taking any cognizance of the brave boy’s sacrifice. So, what was the govt. in Peshawar doing before you ‘heavily criticized’ it, that it could not even verbally salute him and his act of bravery and condemn the perpetrators of the would-be suicide bombing? The cat got its tongue?

Or, was it too terrified to do so because it was afraid to be seen even hinting at criticism of the militants, which is the grand-mother of all the mad-men running about committing murder and mayhem, because you yourself have never by name condemned the murderous monsters and their dastardly deeds? By the way, why could you/your staff not have ‘heavily criticized’ it from India via ‘phone/email?

2) Upon my asking if the K-PK govt. can’t move a finger without approval from the triumvirate: yourself; Jehangir and Mazari; or if there was a tacit understanding between your govt. and the milit ants you really saw red and flailed about with your ‘balla’!

You said you hadn’t known a “liberal” so bloodthirsty as me, and asked if 9 years of killing hadn’t satisfied my blood lust? 9 Years Imran? How many times must I tell you and your minions that Swat and Dir and Malakand began to be taken over in 1994 for God’s sake?

I thirst for the blood of my own, Imran? Lots of us Pakistanis know, and respect, and love the brave people of K-PK and Fata, the real ‘stake-holders’. We have lived among them, and have served with them as comrades and buddies in the Services. You make the ‘tribals’ out as some mysterious people that only you know. How utterly arrogant and ignorant of you. The real ‘stake-holders’ are dead my friend; done in by these Takfiris who have systematically killed off the respected members of every single Jirga of note. Now your ‘stake-holders’ are Chechens and Uzbeks and Arabs and Uighur Chinese and Somalis and other criminals. You are welcome to them, they are not mine!

You say, ‘ Hasn’t each operation spawned more groups’? Yes, every operation against these car hijackers and kidnappers and murderers for hire has spawned more of the same because the first operation was not carried out effectively. Get the point?

You call me “westoxified” and a “mentally colonized ‘brown sahib’”. Now where did I hear this term before: Ah yes: you writing hypocritically in The Nation, many moons ago, having just got out of your morning suits and frequenting Annabel’s every night, as a means of ‘Pakistanising’ yourself for your political career. I am a Brown Sahib? Did I go trotting off to London to ‘Save the Elephant’ in a black-tie event the moment your doctors allowed you out of bed after you fell off that damned fork-lift?

Let’s rewind a little: why is it that you saw red after reading my sms about whether there was a ‘compact’ with the Takfiris to spare Khattak And Co.,? I had said nothing about ‘fighting’ you-know-who, so why the fury? Remember, however, that the mood of the country is changing after the deaths of Aitzaz Hasan and Chaudhry Aslam. Note the grand gesture of the Pakistan Army in not only sending a Brigade Commander to lay a wreath but also an honour guard to the young Pakhtun Shaheed’s grave. The Army seems sick and tired of burying too many of its young warriors without hitting back.

I think it is high time that you woke up and smelt the cordite; and heard the blood gush from the torsos of our brave soldiers and khassadars and police and levies as they are decapitated by the m-onsters. I wonder if your handlers expose you to the blood and gore that is there for all to see on our screens: like the Takfiris playing football with the heads of our soldiers?

Which reminds me: wait until the Americans leave and then see what happens: ‘Traitors’ like me have been saying it for years; our Ambassador in Washington has said it just a few days ago: If all of the Americans left Afghanistan, all of the murderer’s guns would be turned against us.

BTW, did your minders bring this to your notice: http://www.viewpointonline.net/site/component/content/article/38-bottomnews/3603-youre-a-coward-khan.html.

Must add that I am gratified that the PM has also named you as one of the negotiators with the TTP: Good Luck.

Published in The Express Tribune, January 17^th, 2014.

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