Twitter Alert: Jemima Khan back to Jemima Goldsmith

Once determined she will keep ‘Khan’ as her surname, Imran Khan’s former partner has now gone back on her word.

We thought she had left Twitter until we realised she had only changed her Twitter name. Jemima Khan has finally come to terms with the reality and changed her Twitter handle from @JemKhan to @JemimaGoldsmith because “It was time. Mostly though I was bored of people asking.”

Singer Kelly Osbourne is extremely heartbroken and angry - so much so that she took to micro-blogging site Twitter to vent out her frustration over former fiance Luke Worral’s disloyal ways.

The 26-year-old star launched an angry tirade against Worral, and also said that she would be off social networking for sometime as she needs some space for herself to deal with her feelings, reports femalefirst.co.uk.

“Don’t think I have ever felt so stupid. He made a fool of me. Going to be off Twitter for a while. Never felt heart break like this in my life,” Osbourne posted.

Osbourne and Worral split in July when rumours were abuzz that he had been cheating on her. But her angry tweets came after she realised that he had been unfaithful multiple times.

She also posted some direct attacks, which read,”He used me for my money and a free ride. He is lucky I am not spilling the whole truth about what he did. He is the worst thing that ever happened to me. I am and will always be too good for @luke_worrall, your pretty face will only get you so far because you don’t have the brains to back it up,” she tweeted.

Worral, who celebrated his 21st birthday on Sunday, chose to ignore the messages but went on to post, “Lies on Twitter, awesome.”

On being asked to respond to Osbourne, he said, “No, because I’m not going to spill personal business over Twitter. I’m not that low!”

What is ironic about the situation is that instead of Osbourne, Luke Worral disappeared from Twitter while the singer was spotted holding hands with a mystery guy two days after the Twitter drama.

Here are the top ten tweets of the week.

Ellen DeGeneres

I’m so excited for New Year! I’m gonna start counting down now. 129,488! 129,487!

Ali Noor

Everyone has gotten sick at home. What a way to begin the New Year.

Steve Martin

The New Year is almost here. I hope I can remember to stop writing 1998 on my personal checks.

Amitabh Bachchan

It’s been good this 2010. It shall be better in 2011 and better still thereafter for all of us. Thinking so will make it happen.

Shilpa Shetty

Things that won’t come back, the triggered bullet, the spoken word, the wasted time, the neglected opportunity, the year 2010. Happy New Year.

Lata Mageshkar

There are two great days in a person’s life - the day we are born and the day we discover why. On this note I wish everyone a very happy, peaceful and a safe 2011.

Tyra Banks

Was watching The Hangover again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know Bradley Cooper’s hot.

Ashton Kutcher

Sometimes you have to do interviews just to amuse yourself.

Neil Nitin Mukesh

Hi friends, today was a family day. And mom banned me from using the phone but guess who’s back.

Conan O’Brien

I thought it would be funny to stuff my kids’ Christmas stockings with actual stockings. I’ve never heard crying like that.

Published in The Express Tribune, January 2^nd, 2011.