Irrespective of the soundness of the analysis, it made jolly good reading. Later in 1956, Hamish Hamilton published Nancy Mitford’s Noblesse Oblige: An Enquiry into the Identifiable Characteristics of the English Aristocracy. The book also included her essay, The English Aristocracy, published a year earlier by Stephen Spender in Encounter. That did it. The publication was a huge success. It caused a major stir. Until Mitford’s treatise, England was blissfully unaware of U and non-U usage.
Curiously enough, Mitford had not coined the two expressions. In fact, she treated the whole issue as a joke or, as a critic put it, “in a spirit of mischief”. But people took the matter awfully seriously. Overnight, Nancy Mitford was catapulted as the arbiter of good manners and as an authority on who was and who wasn’t a member of the upper class. She received hundreds of letters from people who wanted to know if they were stuck-up snobs or… just common. A cartoonist in Punch, or was it The Daily Express, had drawn a sketch of a stodgy, bald-headed, gouty octogenarian; obviously a military type , one bandaged foot on a low stool, slumped in an easy chair, fast asleep in front of a roaring fire. A few tiger skins lay on the floor. The pictures on the wall above the chimney piece were 12 portraits of the same face. His wife, an open book in her hand, said to her husband, “Cedric, are we U or non-U? You just said your dress suit needed pressing.”
In case people in the English department of universities, colleges and schools in Pakistan, whose curiosity has been aroused and who are still on this article, and haven’t yet switched to the sports pages, here are two separate reports about a fictitious crime that has taken place. If they can guess which of the two versions could have been written by one of the Mitford sisters, the version that uses words in (brackets) or the one that doesn’t, they should send their CV to Eton or Westminster.
They found him near the graveyard (cemetery). He had obviously fallen off his bike (cycle). His spectacles (glasses) and false teeth (dentures) lay on the ground near some vegetables (greens). The inspector wondered why he still had his dinner jacket (dress suit) on and why a napkin (serviette) smeared with jam (preserve) was stuck in his collar. He also smelled of scent (perfume), though he didn’t look the sort of person who would use it. Perhaps a woman was involved. He looked rich (wealthy), but was he also a little mad (mental)? The inspector carried him into the drawing room (lounge) of the house (home) and placed him on the sofa (settee). Before using the telephone he had to visit the lavatory (toilet). He felt a little ill (sick). Could it have been the pudding (sweet) his wife had given him the previous evening?
Published in The Express Tribune, July 6th, 2014.
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@amir jafri: The article on class was written tongue-in-cheek and the whole piece was meant to be a joke.that Abid P. Khan recognized. I happen to know the author personally and I can assure you he is a hard core nationalist.He has fought for the rights of Pakistani women and also the poor. He has also written against dictators and corrupt politicians. He is also very versatile and has no prejudices.My advice to you is if you cannot understand English language stick to the Urdu papers.
@Parvez: In societies like US, you are correct. In feudal societies like erstwhile England, a pauper Lord commanded respect that a trader with much greater wealth would not. This certainly used to be the case in India also when castes mattered a great deal. Fortunately at least in urban India they matter little and most people have no idea what the caste of another person is.
A always thought that in today's world it was money that determined status....... :-)
why do we have to suffer such garbage...Is'nt this writer DESI? Why he tries to pretend that he is some kind of gora? SWuch kind are looked down upon in today's Islamic Muslim Pakistan. Gone are the days when suited-tied types were considered somewhat educated.
Such type of tripe should not be encouraged in Tribune.
As a Pakistani writer, at first I thought you were trying to bait us Indians as others usually do on the pages of ET. But in the end I am breathing a sigh of relief knowing that your article isn't about what I consider to be the real "U" disease of epidemic proportions that somehow seems to restrict itself only to Indians.
It is discomfiting to see a lettered Indian who is otherwise able to communicate persuasively, with nary the use of a single other abbreviation, abruptly use the letter "U", in capital that too, to refer to someone instead of "you". At first I thought this was restricted to twitter, but I have found it all over the Interwebs especially in the comments sections of popular websites.
However to give Indians credit, they always use the correct punctuation by diligently putting in a capital "U" at the start of a sentence unlike the rest of the world which forgets to capitalize the starting letter of a sentence and use a small "u" instead.
As U may have surmised, the world may indeed be divided into U and non-U but of a different kind as well.
Hillarious! Just one word defines it aptly.