Pakistanis view their cricketers, and the world, through the prism of an artificial binary of “boom booms” and “tuk tuks”. The “boom booms” capture our imagination on and off the cricket field. The thrill of quick fixes, with larger than life narratives can drive us into a frenzy of excitement (think “tsunamis” that can deliver a Naya Pakistan, cars that can run on water and tales of underprivileged children rising from Karachi’s slums to end up in Harvard). In sharp contradistinction to our fascination with “boom booms”, the “tuk tuks” can barely hold our attention, even if we do recognise their value in our lives (think “investing” in education, democratic institution-building and building energy infrastructure). Carrying this analogy to its logical conclusion, we appear to be a nation full of adrenaline junkies in search of a quick fix to escape from our dismal reality.
It should come as no surprise that our national climax is reached when Pakistan is facing off India in a cricket match. We never define our expectations versus what we want to achieve for ourselves. Instead, we define our expectations versus whether or not we’re better than India. Losing our internal development focus behind a brutal obsession with “beating” India is the story of Pakistan’s life. The dramatic irony of all this is that cricket is probably the only platform in which Pakistan can actually “beat” India today.
Interestingly, we’re more intellectually honest about the analysis of our cricket team’s performance compared with our performance as a nation of 180 million people. Stripped of the comforting embrace of conspiracy theories, we should study our feelings towards the Pakistani cricket team for clues to our real feelings towards the country. The truth is that we worship the Pakistani cricket team’s “unpredictability” as a virtue because it enables us to claim that “we can beat any team in the world” on our day. In a revealing review of the Pakistani cricket team, one fan, Hadeel Obaid, described the experience of supporting our team in the following words: “There’s something daring about being a fan of this team. There is no logic to be applied, no predictability. You live for each day, placing blind faith in a team that breaks your heart and then makes you love again, keeping you hungry for more each time.” This insightful analysis, breaking down the irrationality of being a Pakistani cricket fan, helps explain the whimsical nature of patriotism experienced by most of us on August 14 every year, despite the daily disappointments that constitute life in the country. There is no “logic” that can explain our love for the country. Instead, we place “blind faith in a country that breaks our heart and then makes us love again”.
Incidentally, when our most successful cricket captain decided to take a shot at leading the nation, Pakistan’s youth was inspired to break voting records on May 11. After all, we’re a nation that believes our fate is captive to the talent and ingenuity of our captain. Notice the difference in audience reaction between Pakistan winning a cricket match and losing one. Whenever Pakistan wins a match, 180 million people rush to take credit. On the other hand, when Pakistan loses a match, it’s usually the captain’s fault. In the final analysis, Pakistan is a nation brimming with talented individuals, much like its cricket team. But instead of taking ownership of our poor collective performance, we find reasons to blame others, including our captain. More often than not, a skipper doesn’t create a successful side. Instead, a successful skipper delivers superior results by making a strong team play to their strengths. In fact, there’s a reason why Pakistan has produced talented bowlers and batsmen but never really nurtured great talent in fielding. That’s because batting and bowling enable cricketers to make a name for themselves in the team. Fielding merely helps the team win more consistently.
Published in The Express Tribune, June 20th, 2013.
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ET on the one hand u have serious writers like ejaz hailers and on the other u have some funny ones as well....
i don't see any problem in pakistan, come on we get free oil from Saudis' (deferred + forgiven), Free weapons from china. Free money from west call it IMF loan, world bank loan, etc, we are not going paying them back.Lets have fun and enjoy
@Ghori: By Allah's grace, Pakistan is already ahead of India in most fields esp defence and nuclear research. Insha Allah in the coming few years we will be ahead in everything. No country dares to challenge a strong and nuclear armed Pakistan. Even the US has to toe the line every time Pakistan says so.
@trolley: In what planet Iran and Pakistan are the same size?
@antanu: but pakistanis are obsessed with India that they are pretending as Indian in west and some news papers.
@Yuri Kondratyuk @antanu
Hi Let me clarify what I mean by "obsesses". I am not referring to jingoism, which exists in various segments of population in all nations depending on its whipping up by the state, extremist groups and the media etc. By "obsesses" I mean constant comparison and competition on all matters with XYZ. Which is what the @author has also alluded to in his article, which shows a certain insecurity and not having an independent agenda and a positive mindset. In that sense having been a journalist myself I do not see any of my tribe in India asking questions to foreigners or Indians to compare India with Pakistan on any matter. In fact there is ignorance and indifference towards Pakistan except when it comes to some acts of terrorism in India. But in Pakstani media both print and TV there is constan comparison with India. Whereas in India, constantly India is compared with China in all economic indicators, soft power, military and political setup, human rights etc etc. Similarly I have found Chinese journalists, academics and even state officials constantly talking about US with us. On the other hand in the US there is similar preoccupation with China just as there used to be with Soviet Union during the Cold War..... As for jingoism Shaw's quote, .”Patriotism is the belief that one’s country is the best because one is born in it… think is very apt (:-) regds SK, Mumbai
@SK: no....India is also obsessed with Pakistan. in India also our patriotism is defined by our hate for Pakistan. see what horned when China recently encroached in out territory.all was qiet. however on sarabjits murder entire nation came on streets....
The author did good research of slang terminology of Pakistan cricket. Every body even he or she doesn't follow cricket, knows who is 'boom boom' and who is 'tuk tuks' of our cricket. The author should continue to pen down such piece of writing. Keep it up!
as much as i hated what you wrote, i think the analysis was spot on. food for thought.
Excellent piece, Bilal
@Ghori: where in the article does it mention anything about secularism or Islam?! You mentioned India again, why are we so obsessed with India? This is exactly what the article said. @Paktiger The writer is very clear and the article matter of fact, you probably didn't understand it. The confusion is in our head. The article is probably too true for us to realize our priorities are wrong. Harsh words but true. @ET Please! Nothing in the article praised India. You say "you don't care what India is at this moment" yet you mentioned India 3 times. Need I say more?!
Now just before somebody calls me an Indian trolling here, I am just as Pakistan as you. Brilliantly well-written, just about sums up (part of) our problems. Change won't come in a few days/years, keep educating the public and slowly and gradually we will see us becoming more mature, and not just emotional junkies. It's only been 60 years, the seeds for a bright future are being sown.
You forgot to mention Mohammad Amir - Just saying :-p
@SK:
Orly? I can't remember the last time China entered a conversation!
Ghori...we just neet to change our name to Ghaznavi...and we would be super power in 90 seconds..!
I never really understood why an incompetent fluke like Afridi was more popular compared to a really good batsman like Saeed Anwar!
one of the best columns published on this site. rightfully captures 'the passion' of pakistani people, which is nothing but 'blind faith' in a crumbling society.
that explains why a mediocre man like imran khan get such a following !
Very insightful and in depth analysis of our collective malaise as a nation. I am surprised that most people missed his message. In a nutshell he is telling us that as our dream is to have a government job where never ever to show up for work. We want everything without doing any hard work....you forgot to mention genius in Oracle who went to England and fix all kinds of problems but we never found out who it was ?
@Ghori: "More secular negatvity. All we have to do is embrace Islam and find the right leader. In less than 5 years we can be a superpower. The jealous Indians will be nowhere."
Back to India! Looks like you never read the article!
Pak obsesses with India and India obsesses with China which in turn obsesses with the US..... By the way I find George Bernard Shaw's comment on patriotism the most cynical but also true...paraphrasing...."Patriotism is the belief that one's country is the best because one is born in it...(:-) Applies to everyone perhaps... SK Mumbai
Very good analysis. Keep it up. Thanks
@Ghori: hahahahahahhaa... plzzz tell me ur not serious. 5 years is too long, i think next year u will be a superpower.... yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby.
Interesting analogy - Dhoni has described the Indian team as the "best fielding team". I salute this attitude. True reflection of the Indian spirit! Aim for the top - don't care if it's Australia, Pakistan or Afghanistan that you face....
Fielding merely helps the team win more consistently. Absolutely right. As the adage goes "Catches win matches."
One of the most insightful analysis of our predicament as nation. @Ghori? Why are so negative? 5 yrs to be superpower? Heck, IK promise that and more accomplishment in just 90 day! LOL!
@Ghori We have already embraced islam and now we are working towards making Afghanistan look developed in the next few years as our power crisis, population crisis, law and order crisis and International image crisis hits home
Now can you publish anything that doesn't degrade Pakistan and praises India. Which mission are you at ET. This nation craves to read, to know something positive about this country and there is so much there, if you try to find only. This negativity will just end up making the nation lose hope and that will be disastrous. Your profession can be noble as well as a curse, try to be positive and spread around some positive energy. India?? I am hardly concerned with what India is at this moment. They are hardly worth being a role model. They have enough issues of their own to look after. A hundred and something separatist movements, corruption, poverty, rape to name a few. But you know what their media only portrays positivity, and you are just helping their cause by building in an inferiority complex, while there shouldn't be any. We have had a whole different set of challenges to face, that could damage ANY country in this world, yes even the so called mighty indians would have been destroyed had they been enforced with a war.
Now please for once, give us a break from this misery of reading these sad articles and comments, and try building hope. This nation doesn't deserve this much criticism.
Kudos to the author for his honesty and and being brutally frank about the Pakistani psyche.
The following statement stands out amongst many others :-
"We never define our expectations versus what we want to achieve for ourselves. Instead, we define our expectations versus whether or not we’re better than India. Losing our internal development focus behind a brutal obsession with “beating” India is the story of Pakistan’s life"
So very true , Pakistanis should compare their today with what they were yesterday . Instead they will always have a reference of India when they discuss any indices , be it in TV talk shows , articles by prominent experts and any news by AFP. They forget that India is 6 times it's size in area and population so obviously it will not be a correct comparison. If at all they are keen on this , then they should pick on a country such as Indonesia which is comparable in size, population and even religion. If Pakistan is keen competing in the neighbourhood , why not pick on Iran which is similar in size if not in population.
For the record , Indians though lagging behind , have started benchmarking against the Chinese because it's populations might match in the near future and not Pakistan.
The writer seems to be very confused. No clarity in his message. Tribune u need to raise your standards pls...
More secular negatvity. All we have to do is embrace Islam and find the right leader. In less than 5 years we can be a superpower. The jealous Indians will be nowhere.
Awesome!