@e_scape_artist: The media should now pull a shocker and reveal that Shoaib Malik actually has a THIRD wife in N. Waziristan...
@rajeshp_us: Sania is going to love Shoaib’s place... uske ghar par har waqt shadi ka maahol rehta hai (Sania is going to love Shoaib’s place... there’s always a wedding going on!)
@venkatananth: Text doing the rounds in Pak: IPL rejected 11 Pakistanis but Sania Mirza rejected all Indian men. Epic.
@drindranil: Every skeleton has Shoaib Malik in its cupboard
@apjadhao: New age remedy: if you can’t play cricket well... marry a fabulous looking tennis player who can’t play tennis well.
@BDUTT: Fed up, fed up, fed up of salacious gossipy stories about Shoaib, Sania- leave them ALONE.