We had no television or computers in those days, just typewriters. This meant one had to first scribble a draft before assaulting one’s Remington or Olivetti . I used to contribute two columns a week and the occasional editorial. We briefed the editor on the important news that had come down the pike. One day it was my turn. ‘Sir’, I said with the anxiety of a matador who was about to enter the corrida, ‘The emperor Haile Selassie is on a visit to Brazil and his cousin has staged a coup.’
The answers and questions came in staccato fashion. ‘Make it a first leader/ Are we for or against?/What does the Times of India say?/ They are for the coup and against the emperor./ Then we are for the emperor and against the coup.’ I had taken the precaution of typing two editorials, one in which I hauled the cousin over the coals and another in which all my Bolshi rage welled up against imperialism. I handed one to the linotype operator and made paper airplanes with the other.
One morning while reading about a politician who had been duped into cross-gartered conviviality, I heard that the Intercontinental Hotel was being constructed on the Polo Ground. I was appalled. All that I had learned in boarding school, about fair play, fighting for the underdog and not hitting a man when he is down flashed before my eyes. ‘What will happen to those poor lads who play cricket every Sunday, those poor wretches who have nowhere else to go? , I simply had to do a column.
The epistle appeared on a Monday and all hell broke loose. I received a call from one of the senior assistant editors who in turn had received a call from a member of the Haroon family. Didn’t I know that the publisher of Dawn was one of the investors in the Intercontinental project? The caller had adopted the tone of the commandant at Belsen who sat outside the gas chamber. Well, as it happened, I didn’t know and said so in so many words. The commandant then informed me in the same sinister tone that I should have my letter of resignation ready when he came to the office. I decided to stand firm and wait for the editor who was soon due to arrive from Washington.
A week later the editor’s peon struck an attitude and leaning against the door said through red teeth that I was being summoned by the chief. Clutching my resignation letter I entered the hallowed premises. A stern editor glared at me for two minutes. Asked me to sit down and ordered tea. How long had I had worked for his paper he wanted to know. “What, six months? And you and your wife still haven’t taken the trouble of calling on me and my wife? Did you know she is a big fan of your writing?” It will go to Mr Altaf Hussain’s eternal credit that he never once mentioned the controversial article or the phone call or the Intercontinental Hotel.
Unfortunately, they don’t make people like that anymore.
Published in The Express Tribune, April 3rd, 2012.
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@Khan Jr
I am with you on this one.Very well put.
@asaf jilani: Sorry A.J , I really don't have an answer to this question. People do change. What I do know, however, is that like lots of citizens of this port city he was greatly disturbed by the move of the capital. Mr Jinnah's capital, to the North. .However, if somebody had asked him at the time, who knows, like Ulrich of Hutten he might have said, I am not a book made after long reflection, I am a man and I have my contradictions.'
If they don't make men like AH any more, what do they make instead?
No, Anwer Sahib. They don't.
Nice to see someone using the terms "Cross-Gartered" and "Convivality" after nearly 400 years. No, I am not a vampire but have read Shakespeare's "Twelfth night". Delicious column all the same and as usual...
surely altaf hussain was a great editor but can anwer mooraj explain why he joined ayub's cabinet as industries minister and gave up a great and noble profession. altaf hussain also mysteriously kept quiet on dissolution of first constitutent assembly by governor general ghulam mohamad in 1954.
Really made my day reading this article, Anwer Mooraj Sahib. Yes, we are fortunate to have had luminaries of the kind of Altaf Hussain Sahib in our nation. I was a little boy when I had the honor of meeting Altaf Sahib when I accompanied my father to a function held at Frere Hall. Anwer Sahib, with the benefit of your background and experience, it would be so nice to read about people like these who were men and women of character, principles, and integrity. One person that comes to mind was Mrs. Zebunnisa, editor of Mirror in those days, after whom at least one street has been named in Karachi: Zebunnisa Street. But, I wish they would have left Elphinstone Street untouched and should have named another new street in her honor. Streets named after historical figures, be they Muhammad Ali Jauhar, or Mahatama Gandhi, or Mr. Elphinstone should be left untouched, so our young would know who these people were after whom these streets were named.
If that is a sign of a great editor:
then, then sorry to say, give me a not-so-great editor any day.You are either born with it or develop it, if your are blessed and fortunate. Really enjoyed the read.