10 things I hate about Bollywood

The vulgarity. Was it really necessary for the heroine to strip down to a bikini just to dance?


T Pasha December 25, 2011

1.  Every movie has the same storyline. In the old days, movies always involved the hot guy saving the hot girl from the villains. Now, the hot guy falls in love with the girl, but somehow they just can’t or don’t want to be together, so the movie is a series of events which makes them fall for each other. Where is the originality?

2.  There are so many issues in the world but a Bollywood film will always be a love story showing a middle aged actress falling in love with a hero who looks like her kid brother.

3.   The singing and dancing. Every 20 minutes, the actor bursts into song and, instantly, all the village people/college students/people at the mall/wedding guests start singing and dancing in sync with each other.

4.   The sound effects accompanying the fake punches and kicks. The same sounds are used for every action sequence in every movie. Bullets are seemingly absorbed into the hero’s skin and he usually loses his shirt in the fracas.

5.   The vulgarity. Was it really necessary for the heroine needs to strip down to a bikini just to dance? Item songs of yesteryear were never this raunchy. They were loved because they were good, not because the item girl was practically naked.

6.   The fact that even movies that deal with serious issues have at least one comedic character. The viewers don’t need some wannabe cowboy with a ditzy blonde for a girlfriend as comic relief.

7.   The westernisation of Indian movies is really laughable, as if they’re trying to convince themselves that that’s what they really are. Which Indian family happily lets their daughter and sisters drive in top-open cars, picking up their guy friends and going to dance clubs in locations which look strangely like Italy?

8.   There was a time when the Indian film industry was capable of producing films like Pakeeza and Mughal-e-Azam. Now, each movie seems like a caricature of the previous one.

9.   The songs. You know there’s something seriously wrong when you hear that someone’s 4-year-old daughter can sing that insane ‘Sheila’ song but still can’t recite the alphabet.

10.   The fact that people don’t realise that most Indian movies are a frame by frame copy of Hollywood movies. Who needs actual writers when just translators would do? From Three Men and a Baby to Hitch Bollywood has copied it all.

Published in The Express Tribune, Sunday Magazine, December 25th,  2011.

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catalan | 9 years ago | Reply

@lmao:

the copies you mentioned are in fact franchisee's of the originals. The indian production housea are loaded with cash and have paid for it. Its legal.

Can understand your ignorance since you guys are quiet alien to this system.

lmao | 9 years ago | Reply

you said it all (y)

its not only the movies that they copy though..anyone noticed the shows? "indian idol" (american idol), "zor ka jhatka" (wipe out), khatron k khilaari (fear factor), big boss (big brother), shararat (sabrina the teenage witch), india's minute to win it (minute to win it) and the list goes on...

really, they seem so proud of bollywood, reacting to criticism as if their lives depend on it. you'll only be truly appreciated if you bring some originality in your movies, oh and try not making everyone of them into a 3 hour long musical? just saying.

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