Filtering SMS: PTA may ban over 1,500 English, Urdu words

Published: November 16, 2011
The list of English words crosses the 1,000 figure, while the Urdu list has over 550 words.

The list of English words crosses the 1,000 figure, while the Urdu list has over 550 words.

KARACHI: After rumours of the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority (PTA) imposing a ban on porn sites in the country, a new PTA letter floating online orders the imposition of a “system” to ban select words in mobile SMS messages.

A set of two extensive lists in English and Urdu have allegedly been compiled by the PTA. The list of English words crosses the 1,000 figure, while the Urdu list contains over 550 words.

A scan of the letter (dated November 14, 2011) sent from Muhammad Talib Doger, Director General (Services) PTA, states that the filtering of content through SMS must be considered under the scope of “Protection from Spam, Unsolicited, Fraudulent and Obnoxious Communication Regulations, 2009″ and the SOPs laid down to control spamming. The letter is written with reference to a meeting held with mobile phone operators on October 18, 2011 in Islamabad.

PTA has ordered the implementation of the system within seven days of the issuance of the said letter. All operators have been asked to submit a monthly report to PTA regarding the number of blocked text messages.

“Spamming” has been defined as:

The transmission of harmful, fraudulent, misleading, illegal or unsolicited messages in bulk to any person without express permission of the recipient, or causing any electronic system to show any such message or is being involved in falsified online user account registration or falsified domain name registration for commercial purpose.

The letter states that under the “provisions and dictum” by the higher courts, the “fundamental rights of privacy and freedom of speech and expressions guaranteed under the constitution are not unrestricted and are subject to reasonable restrictions imposed by law”.

Clause (d) of sub-section (1) of section 31 of the Pakistan Telecommunication (Re-organization) Act, 1996 states that:

Whoever “unauthorisedly transmits through a telecommunication system or telecommunication service any intelligence which he knows or has reason to be false, fabricated, indecent or obscene” is an offence under the Act.

Content filtering may be done through “through automated machine process(s)/function(s)”  without reading or disclosing “content of intelligence” by a human being in order to protect consumers under provisions of the Act.

Under license condition No.7.8 of the cellular mobile license:

The Licensee shall take all reasonable steps to track, locate and prevent the source of harassing, unsolicited, offensive, fraudulent or unlawful communication.

Director PR for PTA, Mohammad Younis, while speaking to The Express Tribune, said that he was not aware of any such letter being sent out, adding that many letters are sent out to operators every day, and not all of them go through the PR office.

Speaking on whether the PTA had taken a decision on SMS filtering in the past, Younis said that the authority does not take such decisions and only passes on the instructions to licensees once a decision is taken by a ministerial committee.

While much of the list contains expletives, a number of words to be banned include medical terms, terms used by particular minority groups, common words from the English language and rap group, WuTang Clan.

Medical terms to be banned:

Athletes foot









Daily usage words to be banned:







Religious terms to be banned:


Jesus Christ

LGBT terms to be banned:




Musicians/artists to be banned:


Reactions online

faizanlakhani even the word “taxi” is on ban list of PTA … #Fail

Amara807 Bewakoof is banned? Random

abbasnasir59 With PTA’s legendary efficiency I am sure Pakistanis won’t be able to access Fcuk e-catalogue.

pateesa  So no Pakistani will ever apply to Lund University for his masters, or work at BundesBank. #PTABannedWords

kaalakawaa The banned list includes every conceivable incorrectly spelled version of “masturbation”. “Masturbation”, spelt correctly, is not banned.

ZebAslam And “slave driver” is gone too. Damn. I can imagine a lot of unhappy worker drones. #PTA #bannedlist

abidhussayn Expect Mobile Companies to shut down all their SMS bundle packages in 7 days.

shakirhusain why the hell has #PTA blocked Athlete’s foot???

anthonypermal  You know, with the word ‘creamy’ banned, one wonders what cheap-ass erotic novel the compiler was reading. #PTABannedList

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Reader Comments (198)

  • faizan
    Nov 16, 2011 - 7:39PM

    they don’t have any other work they keep banning these lame things
    such an absurd organization
    they dont work to improve their servicesRecommend

  • Noon Meem
    Nov 16, 2011 - 7:44PM

    This funny and extremely foolish decision will have one outcome.

    The emergence of a new language, where the ordinary words will be used to communicate the “profane”. And that is very dangerous.

    Come back to senses PTA!!


  • Savul
    Nov 16, 2011 - 7:44PM

    what if i want to advice my friend to “To work Harder” ??


  • Lecter
    Nov 16, 2011 - 7:45PM

    Haha this list has to be one of the biggest practicle jokes ever!


  • Shaheer
    Nov 16, 2011 - 7:48PM

    We’re being ruled by illiterates…

  • Waqas
    Nov 16, 2011 - 7:51PM

    This has got to be the most absurd step taken so far! Instead to taking measure to prevent sexual harassment, gang rapes, homosexuality and alcohol this is what the we decide to do? Really?
    If you can’t read the word that doesn’t mean the thing doesn’t exist!! Whats next? an English LOUGHAT with all such words taken out?? Recommend

  • Naeem Jadoon
    Nov 16, 2011 - 7:52PM

    I salute to the #PTA for accelerating the process of radicalization and hypocracy in Pakistan.


  • M Ali Khan
    Nov 16, 2011 - 7:52PM

    The PTA geniuses have merely taken lists from Indian and American websites and used them. Looks like they are using their brains very well!!


  • commentator
    Nov 16, 2011 - 7:57PM

    What about Punjabi words?


  • Acorn Guts
    Nov 16, 2011 - 8:00PM

    I mean, ‘Jesus Christ’! if PTA are going to introduce these ‘Queer’ regulations they’ll just end up digging a ‘Deeper’ ‘Hole’ for themselves to fall into, this will do nothing but push the Pakistani people ‘Harder’ against the wall with serious repercussions.

    I don’t believe this non-sense ..


  • RS
    Nov 16, 2011 - 8:08PM

    hahaha this is the best.


  • Kashif
    Nov 16, 2011 - 8:09PM

    i do not support this action. Am terrified by these moral policing. this is worst than saudi arabia and china… stay away from my personal life PTA :(Recommend

  • Nov 16, 2011 - 8:16PM

    Shocking act! Even shocking list!

  • maria
    Nov 16, 2011 - 8:25PM

    lolllllllllllzzzzz……….seriously man too much n yeah i ask it too…………is stupid banned too??.n what is wrong with the atheletes foot???Recommend

  • local anaesthesia
    Nov 16, 2011 - 8:27PM

    rofl… i mean i cldnt stp laughing.. hope its just a joke frm PTA..


  • Sajid Hameed
    Nov 16, 2011 - 8:34PM

    Challenge Accepted :P


  • Matt K
    Nov 16, 2011 - 8:42PM


    PTA people should resign and sit at home.


  • Ayaz Munir
    Nov 16, 2011 - 8:59PM

    Personally speaking the word “Sex” should also be in the list of banned words because even when used in positive sense , the word Gender can replace it


  • Talib Haider
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:03PM

    This is a very good April fool’s joke… in the NORMAL world i.e.

    P.S. Maybe the term “April Fool” is blocked too. You never know…Recommend

  • Neha Khan
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:12PM

    It is all a hoax. Sent various SMSes having these words and they went through. Nothing is banned.


  • 10th
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:25PM

    “Do me” is also banned. Not sure how I can ask someone for a favour now :S


  • NS
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:32PM

    @Neha Khan:

    You’re absolutely brilliant. The title of the news item says PTA ‘may’ ban over 1,500…


  • Obaid
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:34PM

    So I cannot message about Dick Chaney, discuss German Bundusliga, talk about Randi Zuckerberg, tell my friend what lullaby means……?


  • Obaid
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:35PM

    @Neha Khan:
    they have given one weeks deadline for implementation, guess we will have to wait and see if its true.


  • Obaid
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:41PM

    @Neha Khan: what words did you use though ?


  • Asma
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:44PM

    is this a joke? i dont understand this and why is Jesus Christ n devil banned. was the person who compiled this list mentally sound?Recommend

  • Saad Ali
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:44PM

    @Neha Khan: Topic says PTA ‘may’ ban these works. Not yet implemented and I am sure it won’t and can’t be.

    @ topic
    This is the absurdest thing I have ever read.
    I can’t even tell anyone if I was being kept ‘hostage’ for a ‘Period’ of 10 days or tell my dad I will work ‘Harder’ next year. lol

    This just tell how dirty their minds are! Recommend

  • Yo
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:54PM

    what about the eff word? :p


  • Huma
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:57PM

    u do realise that pakistanis are very innovative, and if something like this comes up im sure we’ll find a way to circumvent it!
    and athletes foot? really?


  • zalim singh
    Nov 16, 2011 - 9:59PM

    you forgot HINDUS.


  • Sharjeel Ali
    Nov 16, 2011 - 10:01PM

    Jeez whats with the word Jesus Christ?!


  • waqar
    Nov 16, 2011 - 10:13PM

    surely the PTA isn’t that absurd? is that letter even genuine as in… not a fake circulating around on the internet?Recommend

  • Nov 16, 2011 - 10:14PM

    Damn it!

    Oh crap, thats banned.

    Banned again.


  • Nov 16, 2011 - 10:19PM

    Ok this is insane !
    btw the ban on porn sites was not a hoax. A lot of ISPs have actually blocked them and they declare it officially that as per PTA directives.Recommend

  • Jeremy
    Nov 16, 2011 - 10:23PM

    this is weird why would they do that? its really digusting and why the words ‘Jesus Christ” is banned, this will cause lot of problems


  • Chipmunk
    Nov 16, 2011 - 10:25PM

    facepalm no no no these are not the issues we want you to deal with youve got it all wrong


  • Cautious
    Nov 16, 2011 - 10:25PM

    What can you say — it’s Pakistan — the rest of the World is happy they don’t live their.


  • Farid
    Nov 16, 2011 - 10:26PM

    absolutely pointless, our leaders clearly have a lot of farigh time at their hands since obviously there aren’t any other issues in the country.


  • Ahmed
    Nov 16, 2011 - 10:26PM

    @Neha Khan:
    The instructions are to apparently take effect within 7 days of issuance. Give it sometime before we all draw conclusions as to whats happening around here.


  • Muhammad Saad
    Nov 16, 2011 - 10:28PM

    While waiting for the 3G service to be launched in Pakistan, I’ve ended up reading this lame, absurd and non-sense decision of sms filtering which PTA may take.


  • Ilmana Fasih
    Nov 16, 2011 - 10:53PM

    This is one BIG filthy joke in itself. Ban #brains too , you empty heads.


  • Pagall
    Nov 16, 2011 - 11:03PM

    Let’s ban


  • J
    Nov 16, 2011 - 11:11PM

    Seriously? Looks like sexting would be hard to do, except in that geek language: PhUx ’em @$$#0LLe$ Good I majored in classics: Fornicato them.


  • sami
    Nov 16, 2011 - 11:12PM

    its being done to control texts/jokes regarding the Supremo of Pakistan…

    apko pata he hoga kiski baat ho rai hai :)Recommend

  • Nov 16, 2011 - 11:15PM



  • S
    Nov 16, 2011 - 11:18PM

    WOW! PTA has lost it!!! Ajeeb kaam!!


  • Neha Khan
    Nov 16, 2011 - 11:22PM

    Thank you everyone for pointing out that the story has a “may” in it. Trust me I read it :) The world is full of “mays” and we don’t start making so much fuss about them. I am amazed by the response this “may” has got. Relax, people, no one will, and can, stop you from using abuses/sleaze words :p On a more serious note, I find the reaction to the list as stupid and over the top as the proposed list (if it actually exists).


  • Hassan Arif
    Nov 16, 2011 - 11:27PM

    As usual our Pakistani institutions manage to use all the muscles except the one that matters most. (The brain in case you were wondering).


  • Babur
    Nov 16, 2011 - 11:59PM

    meh…we can always use Pushto words for that :p


  • Usman Saeed
    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:05AM

    Is PTA out of its Goddamned mind? I wish there was a govt. organisation that could ban PTA. If what is reported above is true, I think one can safely say that PTA isn’t run by adults but teenagers. Will they ever find mature people to run the PTA?


    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:24AM

    Obscenity is the best revenge


  • Suzanna Masih
    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:24AM

    As a Christian I personally feel offended that Jesus Christ is on this dumb list. To put the name of the prophet of millions in this country on a list full of swear words and marking it as spam, swear, inappropriate or whatever they want to label it, is just OFFENSIVE and UNACCEPTABLE!!

    Im sorry to say Muslims in Pakistan are the biggest hypocrites in the world. If someone says anything about Prophet Muhammad, it is blasphemy punishable by death. But if u put the name of Jesus on a list of profane words, thats acceptable!

    I have never been more ashamed of being a Pakistani in my life :(

    If and when this ban comes into effect, it will indeed be a sorry day for the whole nation and a failure of epic proportions for this country and DEMOCRATIC government.


  • XYZ
    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:29AM

    This is absolutely pathetic. What a bunch of imbeciles, stupid idiotic morons we have in the so-called decision making bodies. Banning words like “homosexuality” and “herpes”… Oh. My. God. No wonder this country has a severe brain drain problem. GOD. I am embarassed at being subjected to the consequences that these morons make. Sigh. Peace.


  • Osman
    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:40AM

    the word “Mango” has been listed also….no comments :P


  • MarkH
    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:50AM

    As annoying as spam is, this is not the answer. Not even close. Also it’s not so bad as to call for censorship even if it would work, which it won’t. It will take spammers maybe a week to collectively think up alternatives. The fact the list is published speeds it up even more. You’re just punishing everyone else with that kind of thing. Furthermore,compiling a common list of words that is updated frequently and making it widely available with directions for interested individuals on how they can setup their own filters is more than enough. It will be just as effective without the negative backlash. Most things frequently used by spammers provide a filter feature.
    Knock off the dumb babysitter routine. It’s not like people even learn the words on the internet through spam. That goes for every organization that does the same or similar, too.
    Peoples personal lives are not the business of any organization, especially in the area of restriction.


  • Rahul
    Nov 17, 2011 - 1:05AM

    @zalim singh: They also forgot faggot.Recommend

  • Rahul
    Nov 17, 2011 - 1:38AM

    @zalim singh: They also forgot you…


  • Fahad
    Nov 17, 2011 - 1:40AM

    This is probably the craziest thing I’ve ever read.


  • samaha
    Nov 17, 2011 - 2:02AM

    this is absolutely absurd ! wat benefit is this going to give ? and why ban medical terms.. makes no sense.. idiots.. thats al our government is upto.. banning lame and stupid things..


  • ZanNeko
    Nov 17, 2011 - 2:09AM

    Damn. There goes my vocabulary.


  • hm
    Nov 17, 2011 - 2:19AM

    a big blow for SMS generation… OMG!!!….. bad bad PTA


  • Nov 17, 2011 - 3:38AM

    Ban all the necessary English words in Urdu and help preserve our language


  • Bashir
    Nov 17, 2011 - 3:38AM

    They should also add words like zadari, corruption, NRO, gillani, moonis illahi, money laundering, swiss banks, raiwind palaces,rental power kickbacks, etc etc


  • Bashir
    Nov 17, 2011 - 3:43AM

    I recommend Hilale Khidmat medal for the chief of the PTA


  • TheLowBlow
    Nov 17, 2011 - 3:55AM

    On the one hand, words like period or TONGUE will change to “time of month” or “that thing in my mouth I taste stuff with”. Using several more characters than they usually would. The length of the average sms as a result of this ban (if enforced) will increase by atleast 35 percent. This means more credit bought and sold. Either that or once we decide it’s just easier to call instead, same result, and they make a lot more money.

    On the other hand…it might give Pakistanis a reason to open a god damned thesaurus.

    I can use atleast seventeen of the words in that banned list to describe PTA’s services. Comparing it to a bad case of athlete’s foot is one of them. I don’t think it’s a coincidence.


  • Charsii
    Nov 17, 2011 - 4:20AM

    Here’re the lists:



    Believe me, the lists include the words you’d never be able to know in your whole life.


  • Majid
    Nov 17, 2011 - 4:41AM

    This govt gonna ruin this country in any way possible.


  • Proud Baloch
    Nov 17, 2011 - 5:12AM

    @Hassan Arif:
    Brain is an organ.


  • Nov 17, 2011 - 6:02AM

    Medical terms to be banned:
    Athletes foot

    This is just absurd ! PTA be DAMNED … Oh did I use it … Jesus … oh crap … damn it .. not again :(


  • Nov 17, 2011 - 6:04AM

    Oh one more thing I forgot to mention … ET have a research done on the Porn Blocking by PTA on PTCL … LMAO .. the Porn is still active on PTCL DSL Broadband, while PTA keep scrutinizing the other DSL providers unaware of what’s happening in their own backyard !


  • Aamir
    Nov 17, 2011 - 6:05AM

    why the hell did they block “JESUS CHRIST” ??? there are many Christians living in Pakistan and its a basic violation of their religious expression/freedom. THIS WHOLE THING IS SO ABSURD!!!


  • JJ
    Nov 17, 2011 - 7:40AM



  • Saad Durrani
    Nov 17, 2011 - 9:17AM

    Why not ban the alphabets? All 26 of them are so “vulgar.”


    Nov 17, 2011 - 9:23AM

    Whats wrong in Fairy ??


  • Raheel
    Nov 17, 2011 - 9:25AM

    thanks for the link.


  • MastMaula
    Nov 17, 2011 - 9:29AM

    Wow..we will get a chance to see people from dark ages existing at least somewhere on the Earth (in Pakistan). It will be fun…


  • Baqar
    Nov 17, 2011 - 9:30AM

    YOu knw wat PTA we ll come up with new terms…. IN YOUR FACE


  • Nauman
    Nov 17, 2011 - 9:31AM

    What a stupid action… For instance what the hell wrong with word “Breast” Cant I send any informative message to my friends for example breast cancer related… We can expect anything by the illiterate rulersRecommend

  • FJ
    Nov 17, 2011 - 9:33AM

    @Suzanna Masih:
    Totally agreed !! its such a shame !!!!


  • The Critique
    Nov 17, 2011 - 10:03AM

    It is simply useless! Instead of focusing on curbing this menace of bulk messaging they are wasting time in going for such useless stuff.

    They should have done something similar to what India did i.e., limited the number of sms that can sent from a phone number in a day. They have set this threshold at 100.


  • AMQ
    Nov 17, 2011 - 10:12AM

    How absurd..


  • Saleem Javaid
    Nov 17, 2011 - 10:23AM

    I would advise the if PTA is hell bent upon banning this then at least the sender should be informed whether his/her sms has been delivered or not. Not everybody is familiar with all words and their derivatives that may be on the banned list. Some misspellings due to typing may render important sms undelivered.
    I would suggest that instead of banning the sender must be informed that such a msg will not be delivered due to such and such word so that the sender can rectify the error.


  • Khalid Saeed
    Nov 17, 2011 - 10:23AM

    Where can i find urdu list ?


  • fawad
    Nov 17, 2011 - 10:25AM

    hahah..they have banned COCKTAIL and BACKDOOR aswell..


  • MBN
    Nov 17, 2011 - 11:33AM

    By denying language its abusive content, you are automatically making the non abusive content target for reinterpretation, hence sullying that too. Does absolutely no good.
    Half of the english words have ZERO context in this country. Besides the way I see it the system to detect these words will be automated, simple change of spelling and voila.


  • Karim Javed
    Nov 17, 2011 - 11:35AM

    LOL is another word to be banned :P


  • Asad
    Nov 17, 2011 - 11:47AM

    it is very easy to write all these 1500 words …. like write Tongue as T.o.n.g.u.e. or T.OUNGE


  • Random
    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:02PM

    To the best of my knowledge the telcos don’t have the ability to filter the content of sms messages and to do so required a significant investment and surely more than aweek notice.


  • vickram
    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:28PM

    Padma, Carrom Board, Nimbu Juice, chaval….

    that was an awesome list ! Whoever compiled it deserves an award !

    (girls if they read the list will know how the mind of men work…)


  • Autocratic Democrat
    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:47PM

    They even blocked the very common word “GAY”. Is this democracy? Firstly they shouldn’t even have blocked porn. Everyone should have his free will to watch and say what he wants to. Otherwise I want martial law back!


  • xOYA
    Nov 17, 2011 - 12:55PM

    I agree lets all BAN PTA .

    so fedup with their stupid useless Ideas


  • Osama Sarwar
    Nov 17, 2011 - 1:53PM

    This seems a way to increase the use of phone calls. All these banned words can be used verbally now. Make more calls consumers. PTA.


  • Faraz Shah
    Nov 17, 2011 - 2:28PM

    Time to shift to Whatsapp!Recommend

  • sillo
    Nov 17, 2011 - 2:44PM

    They should block the Porn sites!!


  • Moin Abbasi
    Nov 17, 2011 - 2:50PM

    SMS messages are extremely private and no one should make it their business to censor what people should text one another. There is always the option to call up that same person and say the exact same thing verbally, are they going to stop that too? IF this is true, which I doubt, then the person who compiled this list is seriously lacking grey cells yet at the same time possesses an extremely colorful albeit perverse imagination. The PTA will only succeed in making a laughing stock of themselves.


  • Zaraf
    Nov 17, 2011 - 2:55PM

    LOL, this will lead to the creation of new vocabulary. Thats what happens all the time. There are so many different slangs that I could useRecommend

  • Aisha
    Nov 17, 2011 - 2:58PM

    If people did not know most of these words, thank you PTA for introducing them!


  • Nov 17, 2011 - 3:02PM

    Banning word “Jesus Christ” are for missuse or as banned on religious words. These people are wasting my nation’s time and money. If they are really loyal with people or their father mother politicians. Then they should just use their sense for building such stratigies or laws.Recommend

  • Faheem
    Nov 17, 2011 - 3:23PM

    And how exactly is it going to help??


  • Umer
    Nov 17, 2011 - 3:33PM

    Words like fairy are banned but not some of the outrageous blogs written here?


  • Mufazzil
    Nov 17, 2011 - 3:45PM

    What if any non governmental organisation want to spread awareness about the breast cancer program? What other word would they use then?? Recommend

  • Kamran Paracha
    Nov 17, 2011 - 4:13PM

    This ban was imposed on world tolerance day – 16 Nov 2011!!


  • Jibbi T
    Nov 17, 2011 - 4:17PM

    i found the list to be quite entertaining. and i even learned some new words. kudos to PTA for introducing a reference list of cuss words for the benefit of the nation. Considering the inefficiency of pakistani beaurocracy, and how they always require some smoochzala before taking action (no this word is not on the list), I doubt they will ever ban it. So dont worry people, just trust in the ineptitude of our government, we will always be free to send and receive ridiculously phrased spammed forwarded jokes that are NOT funny at all


  • Fawad khan
    Nov 17, 2011 - 4:55PM

    We r surely being led by the most corrupt regimes ever…….They r a perfect tool with which the secret societies r taking over our daliy lives……And its this hidden agenda that makes us behave so irrationally…… We as a nation have virtually lost the ability to think and act……. And the outcome is decisions such as these……. Its time to save our souls


  • Nov 17, 2011 - 5:37PM

    This is hilarious!


  • Hassan K Bajwa
    Nov 17, 2011 - 6:01PM

    What an incredible waste of time

    There is no way that banning certain words will remove them from usage. Circumventing automatic censoring is the easiest thing in the world. All you have to do is spell it phonetically or add/subtract a letter or two and you’re through.

    I really don;t care about the moral angle on this discussion. What matters is whether its even possible to implement or not.

    One might as well try to ban heavy breathing, itching your foot on a friday or reading in the loo. No matter how many resources are poured into such a ban, its never going to be successful and will only achieve wasted time and annoyed users.

  • Alister
    Nov 17, 2011 - 6:35PM

    Stupidity at its finest…Its so simple to beat this “banning”Recommend

  • Alvin C
    Nov 17, 2011 - 8:20PM

    They sent a list of all 90% disgusting words, and in the same list is the word/name “Jesus Christ”. are they kidding ???? Seriously ???


  • Umair
    Nov 17, 2011 - 10:07PM

    All this filtering can do is delay the messages.

    By the way what about the word ‘faraz’?


  • observer
    Nov 17, 2011 - 10:36PM

    @Acorn Guts

    Way to go man! Absolutely brilliant!

    Why Jesus H Christ? And will they also ban Issa al Islam for that matter.


  • Nov 17, 2011 - 10:43PM

    well….. banning porn is understandble.. but banning words is clear violation of humain rights… atleast we can abuse by sms if we dnt want to speak .. why banned???


  • Nov 17, 2011 - 10:47PM

    well.. banning porn is understandbile,,, but why banning words? its clear violation of humain rights, we can abuse by sms if we dont wanna speak it out….
    seems PTA dnt have any work to do now adays…Recommend

  • ZA
    Nov 17, 2011 - 10:53PM

    Haha! What a joke.. This library will infact help ppl learn more abusive language. If thay cant use it on sms, they can use it elsewhere. Recommend

  • huda
    Nov 17, 2011 - 10:59PM

    i think that is the best decision for girls specially because some wrong numbers are so cheap when girls ignore them they start using these type of words for harassing them


  • Mariam
    Nov 17, 2011 - 11:02PM

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! all I can do is laugh at this..but then I don’t think this will be ever implemented…I mean this can’t be..


  • hehe
    Nov 17, 2011 - 11:11PM

    they should ban the word ‘Zardari’ as well :D


  • Faisal Irshad
    Nov 17, 2011 - 11:19PM

    So all the “intellectuals” at PTA thought this to be the source of our society’s problems?


  • Saad
    Nov 17, 2011 - 11:21PM

    Lol, the list is actually a list of all the tags on porno sites! They could have made some effort, banning Jesus Christ? Lmao


  • hassan
    Nov 17, 2011 - 11:27PM

    wow another example of a failed institution


  • imran
    Nov 17, 2011 - 11:31PM

    This is insane. i think PTA needs to go into hibernation. i mean, umm if they have such an issue then they should stop texting themselves… why take away everyone else’s freedom? if this has to be the case then the PTA list of words hasn’t left out any word at all… we all should just stop smsing. crazy people, honestly, all of us are not extremists… i’m sure even the PTA indulges in stuff like sex before marriage. and texting is just letters and words… not even the real deal.


  • Umer
    Nov 18, 2011 - 12:01AM

    Ridiculous!! We have a word list for GRE and now we have another word list..”the ultimate gali dictionary”..carefully crafted by PTA intellectuals, no wonder we are making progress with these dirty minded snobs..


  • Usman Hyder
    Nov 18, 2011 - 12:07AM

    Seems like PTA will have a good control over our “tongues” in a Very short “period” of time. Guess we’ll need to work “harder” at choosing how to phrase our SMS’s. :p


  • Faction
    Nov 18, 2011 - 1:22AM

    Good lord, Pakistani people, you have my sympathies. Hopefully you will have competant government one day.


  • Joshua
    Nov 18, 2011 - 1:54AM

    is feeling sad for Pakistan Telecommunication, who added word Jesus Christ in the list of bad words and Blocked it in SMS. This is newest example of religious freedom and care of emotions of Christians in Pakistan. Shame SHame Shame


  • usman
    Nov 18, 2011 - 2:13AM

    the word “HEADLIGHT” is also banned!!!!!!!! what kinda sick minded people are sitting at PTA!!!!!!!!


  • Dr.Talha Malik
    Nov 18, 2011 - 2:40AM

    In your face”worldwide medical researchers”
    Our non-medical personals eradicated Athletes foot,Flatulence,Herpes disease from Pakistan!!
    Good job PTA..


  • Dr.Talha Malik
    Nov 18, 2011 - 2:42AM

    Apparently You can buy a condom but not write down the word condom!!


  • Dr.Talha Malik
    Nov 18, 2011 - 2:49AM

    So if someone is taken in as a hostage and he/she some how sneaks and manages to text their family or a friend that he/she is carried as a hostage,the message is filtered..
    So stay abducted!!..


  • Nov 18, 2011 - 4:14AM

    Hahahahahahaha hey they have left words from urdu and pushtu and punjabi


  • Sh
    Nov 18, 2011 - 5:36AM



  • American Desi
    Nov 18, 2011 - 7:29AM

    What a priority?! When will be Ahmadi/ Hindu/ Shia will be added to Jesus Christ?


  • Confused
    Nov 18, 2011 - 8:38AM

    C’mon people, atleast they’re not vacant they’re busy at something.


  • x
    Nov 18, 2011 - 8:40AM

    This is the NFL’s banned list of words, not the PTA’s. That is why there are words like “Athlete’s foot” on it.

    here is the first instance of this on the net , it is dated 2005

    Honestly, shame on express tribune for not checking their sources before posting such allegations


  • x
    Nov 18, 2011 - 8:43AM

    Everyone here seems to be berating the PTA, I doubt the PTA had anything to do with this. It is so easy for us to believe any scandalous lie about anyone else, it speaks volumes about us as a people


  • uzair
    Nov 18, 2011 - 9:32AM

    Thanks to PTA, I simply cannot text my friends, all the words I use are blocked :)


  • khan
    Nov 18, 2011 - 9:44AM

    here in the UK most of sexual crimes are being commited by Pakistanis. Its a good step by PTA. Reading comments above makes me think that how much sick our society has become. How we claim that we are muslims?Recommend

  • Nov 18, 2011 - 11:24AM

    do, put, push, take it out also carry double meaning and should be banned. A child cannot love his parents or his country. There are many porn websites in Chinese language. Whether our all-weather friend will not get offended if we ban them. There are always friends in other countries who will give u links to the porn sites.


  • waqqas iftikhar
    Nov 18, 2011 - 11:46AM

    @khan – you’ve got a study to prove that? thought not!…
    again, how can the PTA have the right to monitor my personal conversations with friends and family? they have to do that in order to ban the words being used right? isn’t that an invasion of privacy…and can this be taken up in court?


  • raima
    Nov 18, 2011 - 1:04PM

    y the word FAIRY should banned… its my nick .. :(((


  • raima
    Nov 18, 2011 - 1:05PM

    y the word FAIRY should banned.. its my nick name.. :(((


  • Hina
    Nov 18, 2011 - 2:24PM

    What crap! its not like theyre other matters that need to be looked into! pffffttt!


  • Meesum zafar
    Nov 18, 2011 - 2:55PM

    A great eff0rt…but required m0ree..


  • ijazshamir
    Nov 18, 2011 - 3:32PM

    This list has increased my vocabulary


  • Anserali Khan
    Nov 18, 2011 - 4:22PM

    This is dumb and we once again have made a laughing stock of Pakistan.
    Even TONGUE has been banned.!


  • murtaza
    Nov 18, 2011 - 4:28PM

    what about the word pathan is it also included in the list?


  • anonymous
    Nov 18, 2011 - 5:10PM

    hahaha…. where did u find this…


  • Simon
    Nov 18, 2011 - 5:36PM

    What about Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ is the most SACRED name for Christians….They are trying to ban “JESUS CHRIST” What is wrong with Pakistan? I will leave this country as soon as possible…..its not WORTH living. Pakistan just proved that there is absolutely NO religious freedom here…..I advice all Christians in Pakistan to follow the foot steps of other Christians who left this Country for good. We Christians must leave this Country….First they are banning HOLY BIBLE and now the are banning the name of King of Kings JESUS CHRIST. I urge all Christians to leave Pakistan as soon as possible !!!Recommend

  • Salim Karim
    Nov 18, 2011 - 6:19PM
  • S
    Nov 18, 2011 - 7:55PM

    hahahhahaha my fiance is going to be so unhappy:P but THANKS GOD we are getting married soon :-)


  • Mj
    Nov 18, 2011 - 8:14PM

    Is it 2011 or have I accidentally stumbled back into 16th century or Taliban’s Afghanistan? Have we really run out of problems to solve so that now we are creating them to keep ourselves busy? PTA, it seems, is being run by buffoons.


  • Nov 18, 2011 - 8:21PM

    Why the word “Jesus Christ” is in the Banned List? The management of PTA needs to be dismissed immediately. I heard different terminologies about Anti-Christ and now have seen how they look like and how they work… Name Jesus is mentioned several times in both Holy Books
    Holy Bible = 981 times… Source:
    Holy Quran = 25 times… Source:

    The only place where the word Jesus is not mentioned is the Constitution… And the democratic lovers who are illustrate religiously and ethically don’t care of anything. I don’t think that they are just enemy of Christianity but are the enemy of Islam as well.

    THE REASON WHY I HATE DEMOCRACY is, because it is UNHOLY… and they works under the formula of:

    Democracy never promote RELIGION, but represent HYPOCRISY…Recommend

  • Muhammad Faizan-Ul-Haq faizi
    Nov 18, 2011 - 8:46PM

    I would be happy if they spend some energy and money to better educate people for not using anything that is “supposed to be” un-ethical.
    Just an example, You “our ruling people”, provides best stage acts with all those “nangi dharangi” juggets and then put a ban on us to use those words …
    The only reason is to avoid abuses that we were about share against Mr. Politicians !!!


  • darby
    Nov 18, 2011 - 9:54PM

    I just feel sorry for you folks. wow


  • Maya
    Nov 18, 2011 - 10:54PM

    OMG , this sucks , BIG TIME!
    like seriously? this is so childish PTA , Losers!
    bohot bakwaas hai ye , bohot brri waali! This is of no use! literally , u can’t do anythin by bannin all dis , wots wid our tongues? U gonna BAN them too?
    HUH! LAME!


  • zaayer
    Nov 18, 2011 - 11:52PM

    Its not the telecom companies who took this step, it was PTA. At least read properly before you comment.


  • concerned
    Nov 19, 2011 - 2:56AM

    Please give PTA a kick in the butt, so they can be producive!!! Losers


  • Mast
    Nov 19, 2011 - 3:31AM

    I hope it will curb textual intercourse :))


  • david
    Nov 19, 2011 - 8:19AM

    Looks like the “devil” is behind the banning of the One he hates the most…”Jesus Christ.”


  • Was A Pakistani
    Nov 19, 2011 - 8:55AM

    This shows how big an idiot the whole nation is….Recommend

  • Nov 19, 2011 - 9:30AM

    I am sure they will ban all political names including, Imran Khan!


  • Ahmer Ali
    Nov 19, 2011 - 10:38AM

    Assalam-o-Allaikum Warahmatullah.PTA should do one thing,id est,must ban SMS services of all mobile companies because the most important question rises that which 1500 words PTA will ban and how or will replace ** with the derogatory words used in the SMS as usually is done and seen in English movies?


  • Jude Allen
    Nov 19, 2011 - 11:10AM

    Is Jesus Christ really a word that needs to be banned OR is someone feeling really really insecure?? I wonder? Strange . . . Recommend

  • Rania
    Nov 19, 2011 - 11:13AM

    well thanks to this nonsense, we Pakistanis have once again become a joke


  • wise counsel.
    Nov 19, 2011 - 1:23PM

    What a depraved society to live in!!!


  • wise counsel.
    Nov 19, 2011 - 1:30PM

    Jesus Christ I was driving my car and farted and I forgot to turn my headlights on and I accidently ran over a tampon.
    Man I’m glad I am an American!


  • Omar
    Nov 19, 2011 - 5:22PM

    hahahaha if I ever turn into a sociopath I will make sure my shirt says ‘Float like a fairy sting like herpes’. My weapon of choice will be an athletes foot. I will wear a mask that has a tongue sticking out. And I will take the SOB hostage. To tantalize him I will hand him a phone with just a text message package. Lets see how he describes me to the authorities or explains his situation in a text message >D


  • Khan
    Nov 19, 2011 - 5:28PM

    LOL i live in a joke of a country. Laughing stock of the world… Can’t even defend my nation anymore because it’s run by imbeciles!Recommend

  • MA
    Nov 19, 2011 - 6:38PM

    This is absolutely absurd!! However, some of the comments above are really hilarious. Kept me laughing until I finished the list.Recommend

  • Saliha
    Nov 19, 2011 - 10:05PM

    @Hassan Arif:
    Brain is not a muscle. Sorry, couldnt resist :p


  • Hamid
    Nov 19, 2011 - 11:20PM

    This is good but it wont work 100%, but it will stop spammers and haters


  • Saria
    Nov 20, 2011 - 12:14AM

    @Was A Pakistani:
    nation is not be blamed for idiosyncratic behavior of some bureaucrats ….its not the nation which is at fault….it is the strange authorities….please criticize the ones who deserve and do not admonish nation… take the other side of things…yes obnoxious smses are becoming a problem but rather than issuing lists, why not the athorities use IMEI numbers to check originating mobiles by getting record of IMEI numbers of all mobiles sold in country from manufacturers or even if software smsbots on PC are being used for such things then tools can be used to track down IP of such culprits….Oh God…the PTA needs to be scientific and they are going back in dark ages….if you ban words simple like “hole” , “fairy”, then may be smses will start looking like this….“hello i …… to ……to say …….to my………”
    so one hand we need scientific approach as discussed above and on the other hand parents are advised to instill moral values in children..because not only smsbots are culprits …sometimes teens also bombard people with obnoxious smses just for fun…so charity begins at home…stop bashing nation and get things right at home…….


  • Willi
    Nov 20, 2011 - 12:44AM

    Look what think is that sooner or later we’ll come up with alternatives and their quest to deprive us of a fertile vocabulary will no make it up to the mark. There are countless ways to devise alternatives.


  • Waleed
    Nov 20, 2011 - 12:52AM

    Yaar check it. pakistani officials have once again successfully defamed pakistan. look up whats happening out there.


  • Sohail Ahmed
    Nov 20, 2011 - 10:52AM

    @Sajid Hameed:
    thats a spirit…..


  • Ahsan
    Nov 20, 2011 - 11:26AM

    Y not Ban these Late night Cheap call packages and SMS Bundle bribes …. instead of beating the bush!


  • pakistani citigen
    Nov 20, 2011 - 3:56PM

    My god!
    What is happening to pakistan?!
    This looks so absurd,is pakistan being ran by such juvenile peoples?
    It is interfering into someone else life and is a threat to privacy.

    This is gonna make lots of laugh over the whole world…..Recommend

  • Nicole
    Nov 20, 2011 - 7:13PM

    Glazed Donut is on the list! HAHAHAHAHA


  • Nov 21, 2011 - 2:03AM

    i agree


  • Nov 21, 2011 - 2:12AM

    really i am american and im so srry pakistans[i spelled that wrong] i am so srry i hope you get a better gov. or pta or watever cuz theese guyz stink im srry -k-


  • Nov 21, 2011 - 3:21AM

    I’ve just looked at the lists of words compiled by PTA and it seems as though they have bugged the last conference call between Asif Zardari, Nawaz Sharrif and Imran Khan.


  • Dhoti_wala
    Nov 21, 2011 - 10:06AM

    This is a new corruption scam. ::))) PTA wants you to buy IPHONE and use its applications like watsup which allow free texting and can by pass banned words

    there you go.


  • Javed Iqbal
    Nov 21, 2011 - 12:12PM

    Don’t worry. SMS addicts are now looking for Thesaurus to find substitute words.


  • Nov 21, 2011 - 5:28PM

    Kudos to all the PTA and other involved authorities for such an absurd action. We should realize the falling economic condition and other crisis of our country rather than spending time on such useless things. This is really a crazy things. People will learn more about these banned words seriously in coming days. -:pRecommend

  • ImmY
    Nov 21, 2011 - 8:15PM

    Thats Ridiculous.


  • maz3tt
    Nov 21, 2011 - 9:43PM

    hahaha . i can’t stop laughing reading it all. it’s absolutely hilarious. first Rehman Malik wants to ban google etc and now these things. I wonder when they ever do some real work.


  • maz3tt
    Nov 21, 2011 - 9:44PM

    What about gayyyyyyyyyyyyy will this be allowed.?


  • Tmantra
    Nov 22, 2011 - 1:20AM

    No fuss about the “may” word. The letter, the list and the guy who sent it on are for real. The absurd has surely been attempted. Nobody dare challenge Mr Dogar. So go for the geeky things instead. Explicit is no fun anyways.


  • Nov 22, 2011 - 1:34AM

    Good move by PTA. This will make Pakistan purer and more Islamic. It will force people to turn to piety and religion instead of wasting their time with SMS. In fact, they should ban SMS altogether so people can spend their time in nimaz which is the true purpose of life.

    PS. Thank the Gods, I’m an Indian.


  • Sheikh
    Nov 22, 2011 - 8:17AM

    They only got these kind of stupid and nonsense implementations and enforcements…. What the …..


  • Sajjad
    Nov 22, 2011 - 11:55AM

    They are blocking “athletes foot” because they do not want any kind of Foot Jobs in pakistan.


  • Saad
    Nov 22, 2011 - 12:43PM

    The best one is Yellow man and i think also the main reason for the ban


  • MYL
    Nov 22, 2011 - 7:56PM

    Mind your language….making fun is one thing but making fun of religion….your comment should have been deleted…..


  • Amazed
    Nov 22, 2011 - 7:58PM

    How retarded!! Muslims believe in the prophet Jesus Christ (pbuh) and to include the name of prophet Jesus Christ (pbuh) in this list is shocking and a disservice to the people of Pakistan!!


  • aghaadnankhan
    Dec 8, 2011 - 11:11AM

    According to my mind: This decision will take place as soon as possible because to implement rules and regulation rather than deregulate it nice job by this sort of senses based making decisions.


  • Dec 13, 2011 - 5:38PM

    Hey guys. You do realize that banning porn sites wont help? People can surely Download it.
    Secondly,If someone knows about those proxy settings, then banning the porn sites is of no use i my self just checked out the softwares and its true. you can visit those websites again. So As you know Today’s children are very intelligent regarding computers perhaps banning porn sites was of no use.I must say PTA is a fail or IT has reached so far that its not possible to control the Demerits.


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