Filtering SMS: PTA may ban over 1,500 English, Urdu words
A set of two extensive lists in English and Urdu have allegedly been compiled by the PTA. The list of English words crosses the 1,000 figure, while the Urdu list contains over 550 words.
A scan of the letter (dated November 14, 2011) sent from Muhammad Talib Doger, Director General (Services) PTA, states that the filtering of content through SMS must be considered under the scope of “Protection from Spam, Unsolicited, Fraudulent and Obnoxious Communication Regulations, 2009" and the SOPs laid down to control spamming. The letter is written with reference to a meeting held with mobile phone operators on October 18, 2011 in Islamabad.
PTA has ordered the implementation of the system within seven days of the issuance of the said letter. All operators have been asked to submit a monthly report to PTA regarding the number of blocked text messages.
“Spamming” has been defined as:
The transmission of harmful, fraudulent, misleading, illegal or unsolicited messages in bulk to any person without express permission of the recipient, or causing any electronic system to show any such message or is being involved in falsified online user account registration or falsified domain name registration for commercial purpose.
The letter states that under the “provisions and dictum” by the higher courts, the “fundamental rights of privacy and freedom of speech and expressions guaranteed under the constitution are not unrestricted and are subject to reasonable restrictions imposed by law”.
Clause (d) of sub-section (1) of section 31 of the Pakistan Telecommunication (Re-organization) Act, 1996 states that:
Whoever “unauthorisedly transmits through a telecommunication system or telecommunication service any intelligence which he knows or has reason to be false, fabricated, indecent or obscene” is an offence under the Act.
Content filtering may be done through “through automated machine process(s)/function(s)” without reading or disclosing “content of intelligence” by a human being in order to protect consumers under provisions of the Act.
Under license condition No.7.8 of the cellular mobile license:
The Licensee shall take all reasonable steps to track, locate and prevent the source of harassing, unsolicited, offensive, fraudulent or unlawful communication.
Director PR for PTA, Mohammad Younis, while speaking to The Express Tribune, said that he was not aware of any such letter being sent out, adding that many letters are sent out to operators every day, and not all of them go through the PR office.
Speaking on whether the PTA had taken a decision on SMS filtering in the past, Younis said that the authority does not take such decisions and only passes on the instructions to licensees once a decision is taken by a ministerial committee.
While much of the list contains expletives, a number of words to be banned include medical terms, terms used by particular minority groups, common words from the English language and rap group, WuTang Clan.
Medical terms to be banned:
Athletes foot
Breast
Condom
Flatulence
Intercourse
Period
Premature
Tongue
Herpes
Daily usage words to be banned:
Deeper
Fairy
Fingerfood
Hole
Hostage
Harder
Religious terms to be banned:
Devil
Jesus Christ
LGBT terms to be banned:
Gay
Homosexual
Queer
Musicians/artists to be banned:
Wuutang
Reactions online
faizanlakhani even the word "taxi" is on ban list of PTA ... #Fail
Amara807 Bewakoof is banned? Random
abbasnasir59 With PTA's legendary efficiency I am sure Pakistanis won't be able to access Fcuk e-catalogue.
pateesa So no Pakistani will ever apply to Lund University for his masters, or work at BundesBank. #PTABannedWords
kaalakawaa The banned list includes every conceivable incorrectly spelled version of "masturbation". "Masturbation", spelt correctly, is not banned.
ZebAslam And "slave driver" is gone too. Damn. I can imagine a lot of unhappy worker drones. #PTA #bannedlist
abidhussayn Expect Mobile Companies to shut down all their SMS bundle packages in 7 days.
shakirhusain why the hell has #PTA blocked Athlete's foot???
anthonypermal You know, with the word 'creamy' banned, one wonders what cheap-ass erotic novel the compiler was reading. #PTABannedList
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Hey guys. You do realize that banning porn sites wont help? People can surely Download it. Secondly,If someone knows about those proxy settings, then banning the porn sites is of no use i my self just checked out the softwares and its true. you can visit those websites again. So As you know Today's children are very intelligent regarding computers perhaps banning porn sites was of no use.I must say PTA is a fail or IT has reached so far that its not possible to control the Demerits.
According to my mind: This decision will take place as soon as possible because to implement rules and regulation rather than deregulate it nice job by this sort of senses based making decisions.
How retarded!! Muslims believe in the prophet Jesus Christ (pbuh) and to include the name of prophet Jesus Christ (pbuh) in this list is shocking and a disservice to the people of Pakistan!!
@Arjun: Mind your language....making fun is one thing but making fun of religion....your comment should have been deleted.....
The best one is Yellow man and i think also the main reason for the ban
@Omar: They are blocking "athletes foot" because they do not want any kind of Foot Jobs in pakistan.
They only got these kind of stupid and nonsense implementations and enforcements.... What the .....
Good move by PTA. This will make Pakistan purer and more Islamic. It will force people to turn to piety and religion instead of wasting their time with SMS. In fact, they should ban SMS altogether so people can spend their time in nimaz which is the true purpose of life.
PS. Thank the Gods, I'm an Indian.
No fuss about the "may" word. The letter, the list and the guy who sent it on are for real. The absurd has surely been attempted. Nobody dare challenge Mr Dogar. So go for the geeky things instead. Explicit is no fun anyways.
What about gayyyyyyyyyyyyy will this be allowed.?
hahaha . i can't stop laughing reading it all. it's absolutely hilarious. first Rehman Malik wants to ban google etc and now these things. I wonder when they ever do some real work.
Thats Ridiculous.
Don't worry. SMS addicts are now looking for Thesaurus to find substitute words.
This is a new corruption scam. ::))) PTA wants you to buy IPHONE and use its applications like watsup which allow free texting and can by pass banned words
there you go.
I've just looked at the lists of words compiled by PTA and it seems as though they have bugged the last conference call between Asif Zardari, Nawaz Sharrif and Imran Khan.
really i am american and im so srry pakistans[i spelled that wrong] i am so srry i hope you get a better gov. or pta or watever cuz theese guyz stink im srry -k-
@Waqas: i agree
Glazed Donut is on the list! HAHAHAHAHA
Y not Ban these Late night Cheap call packages and SMS Bundle bribes .... instead of beating the bush!
@Sajid Hameed: thats a spirit.....
Yaar check it. pakistani officials have once again successfully defamed pakistan. look up whats happening out there. http://news.yahoo.com/pakistan-bans-obscene-words-cell-phone-texts-122933488.html
Look what think is that sooner or later we'll come up with alternatives and their quest to deprive us of a fertile vocabulary will no make it up to the mark. There are countless ways to devise alternatives.
@Was A Pakistani: nation is not be blamed for idiosyncratic behavior of some bureaucrats ....its not the nation which is at fault....it is the strange authorities....please criticize the ones who deserve and do not admonish nation.....now take the other side of things...yes obnoxious smses are becoming a problem but rather than issuing lists, why not the athorities use IMEI numbers to check originating mobiles by getting record of IMEI numbers of all mobiles sold in country from manufacturers or even if software smsbots on PC are being used for such things then tools can be used to track down IP of such culprits....Oh God...the PTA needs to be scientific and they are going back in dark ages....if you ban words simple like "hole" , "fairy", then may be smses will start looking like this...."hello i ...... to ......to say .......to my........." so one hand we need scientific approach as discussed above and on the other hand parents are advised to instill moral values in children..because not only smsbots are culprits ...sometimes teens also bombard people with obnoxious smses just for fun...so charity begins at home...stop bashing nation and get things right at home.......
This is good but it wont work 100%, but it will stop spammers and haters
@Hassan Arif: Brain is not a muscle. Sorry, couldnt resist :p
hahahaha if I ever turn into a sociopath I will make sure my shirt says 'Float like a fairy sting like herpes'. My weapon of choice will be an athletes foot. I will wear a mask that has a tongue sticking out. And I will take the SOB hostage. To tantalize him I will hand him a phone with just a text message package. Lets see how he describes me to the authorities or explains his situation in a text message >D
Jesus Christ I was driving my car and farted and I forgot to turn my headlights on and I accidently ran over a tampon. Man I'm glad I am an American!
What a depraved society to live in!!!
well thanks to this nonsense, we Pakistanis have once again become a joke http://news.yahoo.com/pakistan-bans-obscene-words-cell-phone-texts-122933488.html
Assalam-o-Allaikum Warahmatullah.PTA should do one thing,id est,must ban SMS services of all mobile companies because the most important question rises that which 1500 words PTA will ban and how or will replace ** with the derogatory words used in the SMS as usually is done and seen in English movies?
I am sure they will ban all political names including, Imran Khan!
Looks like the "devil" is behind the banning of the One he hates the most..."Jesus Christ."
I hope it will curb textual intercourse :))
Please give PTA a kick in the butt, so they can be producive!!! Losers
@faizan: Its not the telecom companies who took this step, it was PTA. At least read properly before you comment.
OMG , this sucks , BIG TIME! like seriously? this is so childish PTA , Losers! bohot bakwaas hai ye , bohot brri waali! This is of no use! literally , u can't do anythin by bannin all dis , wots wid our tongues? U gonna BAN them too? HUH! LAME!
I just feel sorry for you folks. wow
I would be happy if they spend some energy and money to better educate people for not using anything that is "supposed to be" un-ethical. Just an example, You "our ruling people", provides best stage acts with all those "nangi dharangi" juggets and then put a ban on us to use those words ... The only reason is to avoid abuses that we were about share against Mr. Politicians !!!
Is it 2011 or have I accidentally stumbled back into 16th century or Taliban's Afghanistan? Have we really run out of problems to solve so that now we are creating them to keep ourselves busy? PTA, it seems, is being run by buffoons.
hahahhahaha my fiance is going to be so unhappy:P but THANKS GOD we are getting married soon :-)
@#$@#%#$%$#
@Zara: hahaha.... where did u find this...
what about the word pathan is it also included in the list?
This is dumb and we once again have made a laughing stock of Pakistan. Even TONGUE has been banned.!
This list has increased my vocabulary
A great eff0rt...but required m0ree..
What crap! its not like theyre other matters that need to be looked into! pffffttt!
y the word FAIRY should banned.. its my nick name.. :(((
y the word FAIRY should banned... its my nick .. :(((
@khan - you've got a study to prove that? thought not!... again, how can the PTA have the right to monitor my personal conversations with friends and family? they have to do that in order to ban the words being used right? isn't that an invasion of privacy...and can this be taken up in court?
do, put, push, take it out also carry double meaning and should be banned. A child cannot love his parents or his country. There are many porn websites in Chinese language. Whether our all-weather friend will not get offended if we ban them. There are always friends in other countries who will give u links to the porn sites.
Thanks to PTA, I simply cannot text my friends, all the words I use are blocked :)
Everyone here seems to be berating the PTA, I doubt the PTA had anything to do with this. It is so easy for us to believe any scandalous lie about anyone else, it speaks volumes about us as a people
This is the NFL's banned list of words, not the PTA's. That is why there are words like "Athlete's foot" on it.
here is the first instance of this on the net , it is dated 2005 http://www.outsports.com/nfl/2005/0301nflshopnaughtywords.htm
Honestly, shame on express tribune for not checking their sources before posting such allegations
C'mon people, atleast they're not vacant they're busy at something.
What a priority?! When will be Ahmadi/ Hindu/ Shia will be added to Jesus Christ?
WORD.
Hahahahahahaha hey they have left words from urdu and pushtu and punjabi
So if someone is taken in as a hostage and he/she some how sneaks and manages to text their family or a friend that he/she is carried as a hostage,the message is filtered.. So stay abducted!!..
Apparently You can buy a condom but not write down the word condom!!
In your face''worldwide medical researchers'' Our non-medical personals eradicated Athletes foot,Flatulence,Herpes disease from Pakistan!! Good job PTA..
the word "HEADLIGHT" is also banned!!!!!!!! what kinda sick minded people are sitting at PTA!!!!!!!!
is feeling sad for Pakistan Telecommunication, who added word Jesus Christ in the list of bad words and Blocked it in SMS. This is newest example of religious freedom and care of emotions of Christians in Pakistan. Shame SHame Shame
Good lord, Pakistani people, you have my sympathies. Hopefully you will have competant government one day.
Seems like PTA will have a good control over our "tongues" in a Very short "period" of time. Guess we'll need to work "harder" at choosing how to phrase our SMS's. :p
Ridiculous!! We have a word list for GRE and now we have another word list.."the ultimate gali dictionary"..carefully crafted by PTA intellectuals, no wonder we are making progress with these dirty minded snobs..
This is insane. i think PTA needs to go into hibernation. i mean, umm if they have such an issue then they should stop texting themselves... why take away everyone else's freedom? if this has to be the case then the PTA list of words hasn't left out any word at all... we all should just stop smsing. crazy people, honestly, all of us are not extremists... i'm sure even the PTA indulges in stuff like sex before marriage. and texting is just letters and words... not even the real deal.
wow another example of a failed institution
Lol, the list is actually a list of all the tags on porno sites! They could have made some effort, banning Jesus Christ? Lmao
So all the "intellectuals" at PTA thought this to be the source of our society's problems?
they should ban the word 'Zardari' as well :D
HAHAHAHAHA!!! all I can do is laugh at this..but then I don't think this will be ever implemented...I mean this can't be..
i think that is the best decision for girls specially because some wrong numbers are so cheap when girls ignore them they start using these type of words for harassing them
well..... banning porn is understandble.. but banning words is clear violation of humain rights... atleast we can abuse by sms if we dnt want to speak .. why banned???
@Acorn Guts
Way to go man! Absolutely brilliant!
Why Jesus H Christ? And will they also ban Issa al Islam for that matter.
All this filtering can do is delay the messages.
By the way what about the word 'faraz'?
They sent a list of all 90% disgusting words, and in the same list is the word/name "Jesus Christ". are they kidding ???? Seriously ???
This is hilarious!
We r surely being led by the most corrupt regimes ever.......They r a perfect tool with which the secret societies r taking over our daliy lives......And its this hidden agenda that makes us behave so irrationally...... We as a nation have virtually lost the ability to think and act....... And the outcome is decisions such as these....... Its time to save our souls
i found the list to be quite entertaining. and i even learned some new words. kudos to PTA for introducing a reference list of cuss words for the benefit of the nation. Considering the inefficiency of pakistani beaurocracy, and how they always require some smoochzala before taking action (no this word is not on the list), I doubt they will ever ban it. So dont worry people, just trust in the ineptitude of our government, we will always be free to send and receive ridiculously phrased spammed forwarded jokes that are NOT funny at all
This ban was imposed on world tolerance day - 16 Nov 2011!!
Words like fairy are banned but not some of the outrageous blogs written here?
And how exactly is it going to help??
If people did not know most of these words, thank you PTA for introducing them!
SMS messages are extremely private and no one should make it their business to censor what people should text one another. There is always the option to call up that same person and say the exact same thing verbally, are they going to stop that too? IF this is true, which I doubt, then the person who compiled this list is seriously lacking grey cells yet at the same time possesses an extremely colorful albeit perverse imagination. The PTA will only succeed in making a laughing stock of themselves.
They should block the Porn sites!!
This seems a way to increase the use of phone calls. All these banned words can be used verbally now. Make more calls consumers. PTA.
I agree lets all BAN PTA .
so fedup with their stupid useless Ideas
They even blocked the very common word "GAY". Is this democracy? Firstly they shouldn't even have blocked porn. Everyone should have his free will to watch and say what he wants to. Otherwise I want martial law back!
Padma, Carrom Board, Nimbu Juice, chaval....
that was an awesome list ! Whoever compiled it deserves an award !
(girls if they read the list will know how the mind of men work...)
To the best of my knowledge the telcos don't have the ability to filter the content of sms messages and to do so required a significant investment and surely more than aweek notice.
it is very easy to write all these 1500 words .... like write Tongue as T.o.n.g.u.e. or T.OUNGE
LOL is another word to be banned :P
By denying language its abusive content, you are automatically making the non abusive content target for reinterpretation, hence sullying that too. Does absolutely no good. Half of the english words have ZERO context in this country. Besides the way I see it the system to detect these words will be automated, simple change of spelling and voila.
hahah..they have banned COCKTAIL and BACKDOOR aswell..
Where can i find urdu list ?
I would advise the if PTA is hell bent upon banning this then at least the sender should be informed whether his/her sms has been delivered or not. Not everybody is familiar with all words and their derivatives that may be on the banned list. Some misspellings due to typing may render important sms undelivered. I would suggest that instead of banning the sender must be informed that such a msg will not be delivered due to such and such word so that the sender can rectify the error.
How absurd..
It is simply useless! Instead of focusing on curbing this menace of bulk messaging they are wasting time in going for such useless stuff.
They should have done something similar to what India did i.e., limited the number of sms that can sent from a phone number in a day. They have set this threshold at 100.
@Suzanna Masih: Totally agreed !! its such a shame !!!!
YOu knw wat PTA we ll come up with new terms.... IN YOUR FACE
Wow..we will get a chance to see people from dark ages existing at least somewhere on the Earth (in Pakistan). It will be fun...
@Zara. thanks for the link.
Whats wrong in Fairy ??
Why not ban the alphabets? All 26 of them are so "vulgar."
Ridiculous.
why the hell did they block "JESUS CHRIST" ??? there are many Christians living in Pakistan and its a basic violation of their religious expression/freedom. THIS WHOLE THING IS SO ABSURD!!!
Oh one more thing I forgot to mention ... ET have a research done on the Porn Blocking by PTA on PTCL ... LMAO .. the Porn is still active on PTCL DSL Broadband, while PTA keep scrutinizing the other DSL providers unaware of what's happening in their own backyard !
Medical terms to be banned: Athletes foot Breast Condom Flatulence Intercourse Period Premature Tongue Herpes
This is just absurd ! PTA be DAMNED ... Oh did I use it ... Jesus ... oh crap ... damn it .. not again :(
@Hassan Arif: Brain is an organ.
This govt gonna ruin this country in any way possible.
Here're the lists:
URDU:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hXnoxOWYHvE7i3dvs1TOk0_2FHLUtViHRPMoztT5Cfs/edit?pli=1#
ENGLISH:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xpvG47U4D0BezMnGvAGbuGmrxuVd9A4vnr6eQxddDeg/edit#
Believe me, the lists include the words you'd never be able to know in your whole life.
On the one hand, words like period or TONGUE will change to "time of month" or "that thing in my mouth I taste stuff with". Using several more characters than they usually would. The length of the average sms as a result of this ban (if enforced) will increase by atleast 35 percent. This means more credit bought and sold. Either that or once we decide it's just easier to call instead, same result, and they make a lot more money.
On the other hand...it might give Pakistanis a reason to open a god damned thesaurus.
I can use atleast seventeen of the words in that banned list to describe PTA's services. Comparing it to a bad case of athlete's foot is one of them. I don't think it's a coincidence.
I recommend Hilale Khidmat medal for the chief of the PTA
They should also add words like zadari, corruption, NRO, gillani, moonis illahi, money laundering, swiss banks, raiwind palaces,rental power kickbacks, etc etc
Ban all the necessary English words in Urdu and help preserve our language
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=finger-food
a big blow for SMS generation... OMG!!!..... bad bad PTA
Damn. There goes my vocabulary.
this is absolutely absurd ! wat benefit is this going to give ? and why ban medical terms.. makes no sense.. idiots.. thats al our government is upto.. banning lame and stupid things..
This is probably the craziest thing I've ever read.
@zalim singh: They also forgot you...
As annoying as spam is, this is not the answer. Not even close. Also it's not so bad as to call for censorship even if it would work, which it won't. It will take spammers maybe a week to collectively think up alternatives. The fact the list is published speeds it up even more. You're just punishing everyone else with that kind of thing. Furthermore,compiling a common list of words that is updated frequently and making it widely available with directions for interested individuals on how they can setup their own filters is more than enough. It will be just as effective without the negative backlash. Most things frequently used by spammers provide a filter feature. Knock off the dumb babysitter routine. It's not like people even learn the words on the internet through spam. That goes for every organization that does the same or similar, too. Peoples personal lives are not the business of any organization, especially in the area of restriction.
the word "Mango" has been listed also....no comments :P
This is absolutely pathetic. What a bunch of imbeciles, stupid idiotic morons we have in the so-called decision making bodies. Banning words like "homosexuality" and "herpes"... Oh. My. God. No wonder this country has a severe brain drain problem. GOD. I am embarassed at being subjected to the consequences that these morons make. Sigh. Peace.
As a Christian I personally feel offended that Jesus Christ is on this dumb list. To put the name of the prophet of millions in this country on a list full of swear words and marking it as spam, swear, inappropriate or whatever they want to label it, is just OFFENSIVE and UNACCEPTABLE!!
Im sorry to say Muslims in Pakistan are the biggest hypocrites in the world. If someone says anything about Prophet Muhammad, it is blasphemy punishable by death. But if u put the name of Jesus on a list of profane words, thats acceptable!
I have never been more ashamed of being a Pakistani in my life :(
If and when this ban comes into effect, it will indeed be a sorry day for the whole nation and a failure of epic proportions for this country and DEMOCRATIC government.
Obscenity is the best revenge
Is PTA out of its Goddamned mind? I wish there was a govt. organisation that could ban PTA. If what is reported above is true, I think one can safely say that PTA isn't run by adults but teenagers. Will they ever find mature people to run the PTA?
meh...we can always use Pushto words for that :p
Link from where you can find the blocked words...
https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=explorer&chrome=true&srcid=0B7kpm2zU1oWEZjAyZGNjNjUtOTIyMy00ODk5LTk0NzctZGM1NTNhNTdhZTU4&hl=en_US&pli=1
As usual our Pakistani institutions manage to use all the muscles except the one that matters most. (The brain in case you were wondering).
Thank you everyone for pointing out that the story has a "may" in it. Trust me I read it :) The world is full of "mays" and we don't start making so much fuss about them. I am amazed by the response this "may" has got. Relax, people, no one will, and can, stop you from using abuses/sleaze words :p On a more serious note, I find the reaction to the list as stupid and over the top as the proposed list (if it actually exists).
WOW! PTA has lost it!!! Ajeeb kaam!!
Ridiculous.
Seriously? Looks like sexting would be hard to do, except in that geek language: PhUx 'em @$$#0LLe$ Good I majored in classics: Fornicato them.
Let's ban PTA ;)
This is one BIG filthy joke in itself. Ban #brains too , you empty heads.
While waiting for the 3G service to be launched in Pakistan, I've ended up reading this lame, absurd and non-sense decision of sms filtering which PTA may take.
@Neha Khan: The instructions are to apparently take effect within 7 days of issuance. Give it sometime before we all draw conclusions as to whats happening around here.
absolutely pointless, our leaders clearly have a lot of farigh time at their hands since obviously there aren't any other issues in the country.
What can you say --- it's Pakistan --- the rest of the World is happy they don't live their.
facepalm no no no these are not the issues we want you to deal with youve got it all wrong
this is weird why would they do that? its really digusting and why the words 'Jesus Christ" is banned, this will cause lot of problems
Damn it!
Oh crap, thats banned.
Banned again.
Jeez whats with the word Jesus Christ?!
you forgot HINDUS.
u do realise that pakistanis are very innovative, and if something like this comes up im sure we'll find a way to circumvent it! and athletes foot? really?
what about the eff word? :p
@Neha Khan: what words did you use though ?
@Neha Khan: they have given one weeks deadline for implementation, guess we will have to wait and see if its true.
So I cannot message about Dick Chaney, discuss German Bundusliga, talk about Randi Zuckerberg, tell my friend what lullaby means......?
@Neha Khan:
You're absolutely brilliant. The title of the news item says PTA 'may' ban over 1,500...
"Do me" is also banned. Not sure how I can ask someone for a favour now :S
It is all a hoax. Sent various SMSes having these words and they went through. Nothing is banned.
Personally speaking the word "Sex" should also be in the list of banned words because even when used in positive sense , the word Gender can replace it
Absurd...
PTA people should resign and sit at home.
Full list here: http://hawai-firing.blogspot.com/2011/11/pta-banned-list.html
Challenge Accepted :P
rofl... i mean i cldnt stp laughing.. hope its just a joke frm PTA..
hahaha this is the best.
I mean, 'Jesus Christ'! if PTA are going to introduce these 'Queer' regulations they'll just end up digging a 'Deeper' 'Hole' for themselves to fall into, this will do nothing but push the Pakistani people 'Harder' against the wall with serious repercussions.
I don't believe this non-sense ..
What about Punjabi words?
The PTA geniuses have merely taken lists from Indian and American websites and used them. Looks like they are using their brains very well!!
I salute to the #PTA for accelerating the process of radicalization and hypocracy in Pakistan.
Haha this list has to be one of the biggest practicle jokes ever!
what if i want to advice my friend to "To work Harder" ??
This funny and extremely foolish decision will have one outcome.
The emergence of a new language, where the ordinary words will be used to communicate the "profane". And that is very dangerous.
Come back to senses PTA!!