Some of these ‘elites’ are dishonest and hypocritical to boot, trying to be all things to all people: hawks to our own because that is the preferred attitude of the Deep State and its handmaidens in the ultra-right media which dishonestly moulds public opinion to its masters’ preferences; reasonable to the West where, incidentally, they spend most of their lives in their luxurious homes, returning to Pakistan for a few months before flying off again to spread more Deep State-inspired confusion in the various think-tanks and study groups.
On the Urdu media they flaunt Pakistan’s bums, saying in the context of the present difficulties with the United States that we should show confidence because we are a nuclear power; in the English press they go softly, softly, and become ‘reasonable’.
Case in point: the views of a former ambassador to the United States and High Commissioner to the United Kingdom as expressed on an Urdu TV channel and, a few days later, in an opinion piece in an English language newspaper. In the TV interview appearing alongside the great hawk, strategist, and ‘victor’ of Jalalabad, Hamid Gul, invoking Pakistan’s nuclear weapons; in the article advocating quiet diplomacy, and the need for both countries to make up.
This is absolutely appalling. Leave the world’s most powerful country aside, how can the reiteration of Pakistan being a nuclear weapons state help in talking and negotiating with any nation? Could the threat of nuclear bombs be a negotiating tool for any country, leave alone a desperately poor one like ours with barely a friend in the world; a country that barely keeps its head above water with periodic handouts from the IFCs and other donors?
Do we (yet!) not know that our so-called ‘deterrents’ are more like several massive, and very dead albatrosses around our country’s collective neck rather than weapons we can scare other countries with? In any case, how precisely do those that flaunt our ‘bums’ suggest Pakistan use them to its advantage? Threaten to nuke Kabul? Delhi? Bagram? Sheer madness, and yes, utter hypocrisy, for they know perfectly well that it can never be. Yet they will strike impossible attitudes.
For, despite the great game-changer introduced into this whole tamasha just last week by the Afghanistan-India Strategic Partnership Agreement, our brilliant strategists go on pinning their aspirations of one day ruling Central Asia on Pakistan’s geographic location alone. They fail to realise that Pakistan is like the spoilt little brat — whilst I used this example many years ago it holds true to-date, our strategists not having learnt a thing — who sits atop a tree flinging stones at passersby with his catapult, thinking he is beyond reach.
All it takes to fix the brat is for one of those he hits with his catapult rather hard, to one day roll up his sleeves, climb the tree, haul the whippersnapper down by his ear and give him ‘two tight slaps’ as we say in the subcontinent. I mean, look at where we are standing today, as I said before, with nary a friend in the whole wide world!
Nary a friend, did I say? We have even been reduced to whining about Turkey hosting a conference on Afghanistan in November without a-by-your-leave from us! AND inviting India to it, to boot! AND not waiting until we had used up all of our machinations trying to influence the so-called peace talks with the terrorist Taliban! The wooden-headedness, the plain mulishness of our Rommels and Guderians baffles one most completely.
And what do their propagandists do, quite shamelessly? Target the few people who do good for Pakistan, who fight its battles as best they can; who are true to their country and try to talk sense to those who call the shots?
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, 50-60 ‘students’ of the ‘Ziaul Aloom’ (fitting name, eh?) madrassa in Satellite Town, carrying iron rods, broke into the Committee Model High School for Girls located in the neighbourhood and beat up the girls and their teachers for not heeding their instructions to wear the hijab.
What is to be noted is that the local police official first said the police had been told not to react, later changing his story and saying what the hooligans did was not an ‘offence’ since they were protesting the conviction of Governor Salmaan Taseer’s assassin. So there! The Taliban are on the March again, my friends ... surely sanctioned by the powers that be ... for they are part and parcel of the Jihadist ‘assets’. Remember Swat?
And now for those who quote Iqbal saying Afghanistan is the heart of Asia, possibly as a means of supporting the Deep State’s seeking the holy grail of a, what is the word I want, subservient(?), Afghanistan. Let us quote the stanzas in whole, which go like this:
‘Aasia yak paikar e aab o gil ast; Millat e Afghan dar ander aan paikar dil ast; Az kushaad e oo kushaad e Aasia; Wo az fasaad e oo fasaad e Aasia’. Tr: ‘Asia is the body (made of water and dust); (but) Afghanistan is the heart; In the ruin of the heart lie the ravages of the body; In Afghanistan’s peace (and) prosperity lies the peace (and) prosperity of Asia’!
It seems to those of us who have lived the Taliban horror through the 1990s that what the Pakistani Deep State is doing/is trying to do in Afghanistan can only bring ‘ruin of the heart’ to an already ravaged body.
Have a heart, sirs!
P.S.: Kudos to Raza Rabbani and his Committee for refusing to go to GHQ to be briefed by the COAS and the DG ISI. Generals go to parliament, not the other way around. You can’t keep a good man down...
Published in The Express Tribune, October 14th, 2011.
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As a Ukrainian Citizen Originally from Kharkov Ukraine, I am interested in Pakistani Politics and would like toComment that this is a Brilliantly written Article. I never knew that such Productive and broad minded people existed in the Pakistani News circles. They depict Pakistan to be a Country full of Bearded, intolerant, and uneducated Masses following an ancient faith and living in the 7th Century AD. Mr Shafi is a WELCOME and positive face in Pakistan.. Good Job!! Sir.. ( Our City made 300 T80 Tanks for the Pakistan Army in the 1990's)
Fantastic Article based on Facts not Fiction! High Time to Wake Up!
@Rashid
No Sir. I'm not the person yu have in mind. I am an Indian Muslim - very patriotic towards my own country but who also has a lot of goodwill towards my Pakistani brethren.
This is a very objective and realistic Article which underlines the problems faced by Pakistani's today!! It is imperative that according to Major Shafi (R) Pakistan strenghthens its civilian institutions and puts the Army back in the Barracks where they belong taking orders from the President/ P.M of an elected Govt not vice versa.. Army must continue to fight terrorists and Religious Fanatics with an iron hand and try to extricate all the FUNDOES from its ranks Similiar to Mr Qadri who killed the Governor of Punjab in "Cold Blood" over some stupid misplaced belief ,,,,,
That the author has an Army background adds more weight to his analysis. Readers who are critisising him should keep that in mind.
@Kamran Shafi
Sir,
Don't you think the Aiders and Abettors long ago became the Principal Conspirators and Perpetrators.
@Hashmi: Yun phir raha hai Kaanch ka Paikar liye hue, Ghafil ko ye guman hai k pathar na aye ga.
Who control your FP?
@Mukhtar Ahmed. Deconstruct him if you think he is wrong instead of getting personal.
@Ayesha (Dr. Saheba if you r the one) This Anatole's argument of Pakistani State's lack of monopoly over force is also not valid. Pakistan (Army) has used it's this prerogative where ever and whenever suited their purpose. Removing the Khanates, Annexing of Swat, Balochistan operations, Bugti killing and Lal Masjid etc are instance where this argument fails. What good is a Rs 900bn/year army if it cannot rein some of its own ill gotten kids.
Kamran Sahib well done!! You are about the only really honest Journalist left in Pakistan. The Rest are Agenda Based. If the ISI and the Army, whose leadership are mostly sons of Havaldars and illiterates, cannot understand the Complexities of International Politics. Without Post Graduate education from a good University in Pakistan or US/Canada/Britain.. where "Critical thinking skills are taught and UNFORTUNATELY not taught in most Pakistani Institutions. How can you expect our Generals to run our foreign policy??? Shah Mahmood Quereshi had a Masters from Oxford/Cambridge.. These are people who know how to deal with the leadership of the World and can truly make Pakistan's point of view unerstood in a civilised manner, Not by Nuclear Threats or beating your chests like a Gorrilla Arif Khan
Kamran Shafi is the only sincere , and honest Journalist I have run across in Pakistan, as he has true love and good will for Pakistan.. The Rest are agenda based and not completely sincere.. Kamran wants the ISI/Army out of Politics .The Civilian Govt(Whoever it may be ) To run the Country with its National interests in FULL VIEW... Army which is NOT an expert in International Affairs and have a limited knowledge of how the complex World of Politics operates? they are NOT educated enough and objective enough to do Pakisatn any good, besides landing Pakistan into trouble all the time.. Today like Kamran said we are "Allyless" and totally isolated in this World. Chin awill NEVER kick a Trillion$ Business with the US/NATO Country to side with a Pakistan and its theorcratic influence from all sides
When those outside Pakistan see this publid display of manhood and ghairat of the Ziaul Aloom "warriors", we fully understand what Pakistan has become. After the madrassa warriors have demonstrated their bravery against the Model School girls, with each of them taking on and defeating 10 girls with an iron rod, they feel totally invincible. It explains the claims that such Pakistani "patriots" have made since independence that each Pakistani soldier is equal to 10 kafir/Indian/Bengali/western soldier. This is what leads Pakistan to trigger a war with India every few years. After such shows of bravery, no wonder the security establishment feels that with such brave warriors and with the big Pakistani bums, they are destined to rule all of Central Asia.
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Please publish this in Urdu.
I finally see some, sorry BIG hope for Pakistan if it opens its mind and away from it 60+ mindset.
Mr Shaffi I have been reading most of your analysis for the last decade. I am really fond of your expression,satire and love for democratic process to succeed in this country. I also understand your frustrations when you see the military unnecessarily trying to take over the role of the state itself. Nodoubt the self appointed saviours of the state have to be looked down upon but unfortunately where you disappoint all of us is that you are also void of any practical 'way forward' as our American friends say, to get this state apparatus back on wheels. If we keep humiliating every institution of the state without any positivity in our recommendations then how do you propose to get out of this morass. I would suggest that actually all our political and military elite use the US influence to get into power or to perpetuate their self in power. We need to realise without any reservations that no one in the world would like to help or assist us without their national interest being served. Therefore, we have to make a considered choice either to make a considered decision to follow 'Policies" in the interest of our people and the country or 'Do as We are told'. Instead of therefore, simply crticising and belittling your favorite Guderians etc. try and awaken the masses to develop the work ethics and the sense of 'Nationalism" to be able to stand on your own feet.......
Same line ................................................... Same tone.
Well Done.................... Bashing Brigade Flag Bearer.
Great article, Sir!
Kudos to Raza Rabbani and his Committee for refusing to go to GHQ to be briefed by the COAS and the DG ISI. Generals go to parliament, not the other way around. You can’t keep a good man down…[2]
Should serve as Eye Opener to people who have pain for their country. While virus have already paralyzed the body.
I have been reading your columns for the past 5 years. You have been on almost on every count, if you think back.
You were right when you said dealing with Sufi Mohammed is a bad idea, you were right when you said Pakistan's pets they call Strategic Assets will come back to haunt it.
You will be right once more. I cannot pick any holes in your argument.
Had the Lal Masjid episode, OBL episode and Mehran base attack occured in a sane country, there would have been serious effort to fix the problem, a lot of people would have lost their jobs, goverment would have been pulled down, the armed forces would have been overhauled.
If a journalist would have been kidnapped and killed, the media would have put so much pressure on the system, that Govt would have caught the perpetrators....but then its Pakistan.
A Governor gets killed...and the case drags on, any normal country who would have a lost a prominent Goverment representative would have outlawed many organisation and turn the heat on this organisation, but sadly the people who are meant to to do this act as advocate for Taliban.
Not sure who can save Pakistan?
People believe what they want to believe. Even if they are not sure of the truth they would rather believe what makes them feel better especially when everything is collapsing around them. You cannot blame the Deep State. People get the rulers they deserve. Have common people not been donating to charities which fund terrorism. How is that different from the Deep states activities
we should surrender ourselves to ttp before afghan taleban takes over our lives.
pakistan's foreign policy is a reflection of its internal mess. thus, although, the incident where wild animals attack girls for not dressing according their prescription appears part unrelated in the article, it is quite consistent with the general theme of the narrative - the marriage of deep state, terrorists and their ideological support class, 'elites'. sadly, there is not much positive any sane person would expect from this alliance. given no course correction in sight, i will not bet my money on pakistan.
We all wish if it happens so, it is going to be a game turn. India and Iran are stakeholders and that would save Pakistan's skin.
Major sahib is always confused and keeps repeating same thoughts in different articles when parliamentarians go any where to attend meetings what was the harm in attending meeting in GHQ it is called cheap popularity we are still immature and it appears there is no come back Major Shafi should have pity on his constituency and show respect because he owes them a lot I hope this point is understood
What should 'Deep State' do when all of the people are willing to be fooled all the time. This is what is precisely happening in Pakistan since its creation. The voices of sanity are hardly audible in the ocean of insanity and belligerence.
About the Model school incidet that you have quoted happening in Rawalpindi of all places - what does that say about sovereignty of the state and its ability to protect its women and children? Would the ghairat brigade like to answer? Is this not AS shameful as the GHQ attack or the fact that Osama lived so close to PNA Kakul for 6 years?
What is the use of ISI's wonderful intelligence capabilities, if it cannot be used to protect innocent women and children of the country?
The writer looses his point and attraction when he starts criticizing and goes to the level of targeting the foreign policy. It is legitimate but you have to give an alternative idea or atleast point to someone who is giving an alternative idea.
Do not quote history to prove your point, by presenting it in your fashion. Always quote it as a lesson for future decision making.
The crusader speaks again. Hats off to another fearless and flawless piece of commentary. The "media stars" do indeed seem to be toe-ing establishment line and hood winking the broader nation in flagging the dead horse..aka "Strategic depth". The very same "media-stars" or one of them went to such extent in one of his recent columns as to convince us in believing what "Siraj Haqqani" had to say about his fighters not present in Pakistan but rather based out of Afghanistan..I thought that was so insane it was in the realm of comedy !! We are trying to fool Americans by quoting the very Haqqani they are after and hoping that they will buy our lies..!
I commend you on writing so well, succinctly and without the fear of retribution nor the expectation of any brownie points or rewards from some quarters.
Well done Sir. This nation needs more of you !
Geronimo
@Author
If (and that's a real big if) Pakistan ever comes out of this gigantic pile of mess, it will be because of brave soul Journalists like you, not because of short-sighted chest thumping Deep State. There is a decent number of sane voices still alive and loud in your country, Mr. Shafi with Najam Sethi, Nadeem F. Paracha (dawn) just to name a few.
Sincerely!
Not to be flippant and/or trivial, you must have meant IMF and not IFC! No doubt a typo and an over-sight by the great MODERATORS of this paper.
The latter, alas, cannot bail you out.
Don't be surprised if India-Turkey-Iran stike a deal in November to 'stabilise' Afghanistan!!
True, clearheaded, without mincing of words
Afghanistan does not need Pakistan to cause it problems. Afghanistan has a history of doing it to itself. Ever see how expatriate Afghanis all fight among themselves? The best Pakistan can do is to build a big fence to block off Afghanistan and let Afghanistan fight it out among themselves and whittle away.
Hats off sir, fitting reply to open letter hero.
Well said Sir! Hope someone is listening in this intellectual desert called Pakistan. May God have mercy on us?
Rose petal lawyers say it all.