The Wayans Bros actor Marlon Wayans responds humorously to home burglary

Marlon Wayans humorously responds to recent home burglary, stating he doesn't "own shit"

Marlon Wayans addressed a recent burglary at his Los Angeles-area home with a humorous message to potential thieves, asserting that he doesn't "own shit." The actor and comedian's brother, Keenen Ivory Wayans, was awakened during the break-in but dismissed the noise, according to sources reported by TMZ. The thieves reportedly stole a safe and "several thousand dollars in cash."

 

 

 

 

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In an Instagram video posted Thursday, Marlon Wayans thanked those who checked in on him, noting that the burglars "didn’t really get much." He commented, "The most valuable thing in my house is my house. So unless you’re gonna put that shit on a truck and drag it away, then hey man, you did well but I don’t own shit."

Wayans emphasized that he does not own jewelry, pointing out a "fake" ring on his hand which he revealed to be a heart rate monitor. "I’m not flashy. No jewelry. No necklaces. I don’t have cash. I use credit cards," he said.

In the video caption, Wayans reassured that everyone is "fine" and expressed gratitude following the incident. He humorously added, "Sorry, I live a simple life with 2 cats and one of them is a 1994 Range Rover, you will need a jumpstart if you steal it cuz the battery is dead."

Wayans advised against home invasions, stating, "Robbers don’t waste your energy or your life doing home invasions, shit is too heavy!!! You want to carry all that bullshit? Throw your back out, and for what?! I repeat I don’t own shit valuable. I don’t have a bunch of cash or jewelry. Please pick a better 🎯 thank you and love you… still."