Indian astrologer ‘predicts’ Modi’s ‘surprise shock to Pakistan’ and Twitter can't handle it

The tweet was met with boastful responses from Indian citizens and mockery by Pakistanis


Entertainment Desk July 28, 2021

A Vedic astrologer from India has amassed quite a following on Twitter due to his outrageous predictions. Anirudh Kumar Mishra, with over 94,000 followers, has offered predictions on a wide range of subjects, from pandemics and celebrity pregnancies all the way to military strategy.

The astrologer’s predictions often deal with India’s military actions against Pakistan, as well as the topic of Kashmir. His most recent tweet, with a thousand likes and over 300 retweets, says, “Prime Minister Narendra Modi will give a surprise shock to Pakistan in upcoming November-January period.” The tweet was met with boastful responses from Indian citizens and mockery by Pakistanis, reactions that were both equally expected.

 

Academic Dr Osama Siddique tweeted in response to the prediction, “A sizzling Qawwali perhaps?”
 


Another user wrote, “People from his own country haven't recovered yet from his daily surprises.”
 


A user tweeted with reference to a dilemma Pakistanis know all too well. “Okay! But please upload it on Youtube also as soon as possible. Because sometimes we can't find full Bollywood movies on YouTube,” they wrote.
 


In a scathing response, a user tweeted, “Last time you said this, you lost an MiG - 21 bison, a fighter pilot and all your self-respect.”
 

 


This Twitter user asked a question that really is on everyone’s mind at this point.
 


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In a separate tweet, he mentions that his predictions are not influenced by his political leanings. “My astrological predictions are not influenced by politics. I make them after thoroughly studying charts.”

Mishra also warned netizens of a new illness that may sweep the globe, this time one that affects the intestines instead of the lungs. He wrote, “An illness related to intestine will pop up and it will primarily trouble the age group 0-20 years. Vomiting will be one of its symptoms. So, health administration needs to remain cautious till October 11.”

While most of his predictions fail to manifest in the real world, a few of his accurate predictions have catapulted him to the status of a modern Nostradamus. The astrologer predicted prominent celebrity births in August 2020. Mishra tweeted, “Two celebrities are awaited to give birth in 2021, according to my calculation Anushka will become a mother of a daughter and Kareena will become the mother of her second son.”

 

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