2020 may have taught us many lessons, but not behaving like a quintessential Pakistani wasn't one of them. So as Clemson, Justin Fields, Ohio and Trevor Lawrence trend on US Twitter, our Twitterati are comparing the difference between a regular Pakistani and American under various circumstances.
That’s right, if you’ve been seeing a lot of Pakistani and US flags circulating on your social media, by all means, don’t treat them like the red flags you choose to ignore in unhealthy, unrequited relationships.
Instead, rather than feeling attacked (which you will), do laugh at yourself and tag your friends along the way because this chain of threads is unending.
So here’s a lowdown of all the introspection 2021 brought with itself, and we have to say, we are in fits!
🇺🇸 : teacher, driver,mechanic,cook, electrician— zain (@dedlad) December 31, 2020
🇵🇰 : ustaad
That has to be it!
🇺🇸: My son likes this girl— Nay (@Nay__t) January 1, 2021
🇵🇰: Mere masum betay ko iss tez larki neh phassa liya hai
When you're living on change
🇺🇲: "Here is your change"— Nawab Hassan Hussein Qureshi (@HtotheQ) January 1, 2021
🇺🇸 she’s very educated and independent— Safia (@_safiamahmood) January 1, 2021
🇵🇰 darasal larki haath se nikal chuki hai
Mental health who?
🇺🇸: depression— nawaal (@_nawaalkashif) December 31, 2020
🇵🇰: Allah se doori
Every single time!
parents— arshia (@arzhia_) December 31, 2020
🇺🇲: i'm sorry
🇵🇰: khana kha lo
Wait, you have a room?
🇺🇸 : Honey, clean your room it’s a mess.— z (@cerealchillerr) December 31, 2020
🇵🇰 : Kuttay bhi apni jagah saaf kar keh bethtay hain!!
No you didn't..
🇺🇸 : Hey man , you dropped your wallet— Soban (@chusserrrr) December 31, 2020
Ishtikhara said 'no'
🇺🇸 : I'm sorry, I think we are not compatible— Masooma Bokhari (@MasoomaBokhari2) December 31, 2020
🇵🇰 : I'm sorry, I'm Syed
It's my bir..
🇺🇸: congratulations— sohniyeh (@sohnianika) December 31, 2020
If you don't have friends who do this, are you even Pakistani?
🇺🇸: not even funny bro— 🌻 (@muuneeba) January 1, 2021
🇵🇰: meray cousins peshawar se truck bhar ke arahay hein ham sab sath mil ke hasein ge
🇺🇸 : I'm waiting for him to drop the big question 💍— sherry (@CherieDamour_) January 1, 2021
🇵🇰 : Meri Ammi Rishta pakka Ker Rahi Hain Mera.
🇺🇸: Long time where have you been?— Hamza Sahab 🇵🇰 (@Jr_Shrrehman) December 31, 2020
🇵🇰 : han bhai bareey log hogaye ho ab kahan millo gay humse..
We are a competitive nation
🇺🇸: i can totally understand what you are going through, trust me things will get better.— Sir Saith Abdullah (@SaithAbdullah99) December 31, 2020
🇵🇰: o bhai ye bhi koi parishani hai? ye tou kuch bhi nai hai mere sath toh is se bhi ziada bura hua tha.
No I'm using my neighbour's picture for fun
🇺🇸: wow you look so beautiful— monjolika (@urcrazie_) December 31, 2020
🇵🇰: ye dp mein aap ho ???
How to know you've lost her
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