Microsoft is the new Apple
Right now, Microsoft’s version of Apple feels more like Apple than the real Apple
A man gets a look at the new Microsoft Surface Studio introduced at a Microsoft news conference PHOTO: AFP
On Tuesday, the company released its Q3 results, posting a year-on-year revenue drop, its first yearly sales drop in 15 years, a massive fall in Apple watch sales, and a scary 30 per cent decline in its China revenue. All this from a quarter when Apple’s chief smartphone competitor was literally blowing itself up.
Then on Wednesday came the news that Apple’s futuristic (but much derided) AirPod headphones have had to be delayed. The earbud headphones had previously been expected to launch in November, but now it’s not clear when they’ll be available. “We need a little more time,” Apple told TechCrunch.
Microsoft takes on Apple with the new Surface Studio
On Thursday, Apple must have been hoping to turn the tide with its hardware event, at which the company announced updates to its MacBook Pro line of laptops. But that event, which aside from the new Touch Bar was fairly underwhelming, ended up being overshadowed by the Wednesday announcement of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=BzMLA8YIgG0
You’ve almost certainly already seen that video, because it set the global tech world on fire. It’s not hard to see why. In almost every way, Microsoft’s Surface Studio is the kind of thing we expect from Apple.
A better Apple than Apple
First, there’s the video itself, which is incredibly well done. It manages to convey a lot about what makes the Surface Studio special without a single word of spoken or written text. Over gorgeous images of the product in closeups, a haunting cover of “Pure Imagination” adds a level of emotional depth to the ad. It’s an ad so good that it makes you want the product even though you don’t need it. It’s the kind of ad we’re used to seeing from Apple. And to be frank, it’s pretty shocking to see an ad this good coming from Microsoft, who just a few years ago were running atrocities like this to promote their products.
Right now, Microsoft’s version of Apple feels more like Apple than the real Apple.
It’s not just about the presentation, of course (although presentation and marketing is how Apple makes a lot of its magic). The Surface Studio also feels like an Apple product from the Steve Jobs era, when the company was making the absolute best computing tools for creative professionals, and when it was regularly producing innovative surprises. The Surface Dial, for example, looks like Apple through-and-through: surprisingly powerful, absurdly easy to use, and so simple and intuitive that you can hardly believe it hasn’t been done already.
The Surface Studio is even classic Apple in the wrong ways: pricey as hell, unabashedly unupgradable, and weirdly under-powered (even the highest-end model only comes with a Nvidia GTX 980M GPU, a model that’s already thoroughly outclassed by the 1060, 1070, and 1080 mobile chips Nvidia released this summer).
Apple says AirPod shipments to be delayed
I honestly think that if you took the Surface Studio ad and stripped it of all Microsoft branding, people would assume it was an Apple product. And while you can look at Microsoft’s marketing approach or the Surface Studio’s aesthetics and say Microsoft is just copying Apple, does it matter? Right now, Microsoft’s version of Apple feels more like Apple than the real Apple does.
(It’s not all about the Studio, either. Microsoft also announced new VR headsets and a new laptop with a huge battery on Wednesday.)
Another disappointing Apple event
Of course, Apple didn’t help itself much with its Mac event on Thursday, which apart from the cool-but-not-really-gamechanging Touch Bar, felt pretty flat. The first half of the event focused on Apple’s new TV app, which professes to “bring the best shows and movies from all [your] video apps into one place,” but lacks support for Netflix or Amazon Prime. Apple didn’t advertise that fact, of course, but the absence of the two wildly popular TV streaming services from the demo was obvious.
Apple’s latest MacBook event felt pretty flat.
The second half of the event was devoted entirely to Apple’s updated MacBook Pros. Aside from the traditional spec bumps, the addition of the thin multi-touch Touch Bar in place of the function keys is all that’s changed about the laptops, and Apple didn’t update any of its other computer lines. The Touch Bar, while cool, doesn’t seem to be setting the world on fire. In the aftermath of the event, many users pointed out that laptops with full touchscreens – there are dozens, perhaps hundreds, of Windows notebooks with this feature – can do many of the same things, in some cases more effectively or efficiently.
Of course, Apple always has its operating systems to fall back on; even when the hardware is disappointing, there are legions of Apple fans who simply don’t want to leave mac OS and iOS for Windows. Given that Windows 10 is nothing special, that’s not likely to change. But at least on the hardware front, it’s clear that Microsoft is gaining ground, and with the Surface Studio, it looks like the company may have even surpassed Apple.
Apple ramps up MacBook infused with touch controls
When you think of innovative, slim, and sexy brushed-steel computers with innovative new input technologies, your mind might jump to Apple. But Apple just introduced a slim new touch-sensitive bar. Microsoft rolled out a massive touch-sensitive screen that can be controlled in a completely new way. In computer hardware, for the first time perhaps ever, Microsoft is out-Appleing Apple.
This article originally appeared on Tech in Asia.
Then on Wednesday came the news that Apple’s futuristic (but much derided) AirPod headphones have had to be delayed. The earbud headphones had previously been expected to launch in November, but now it’s not clear when they’ll be available. “We need a little more time,” Apple told TechCrunch.
Microsoft takes on Apple with the new Surface Studio
On Thursday, Apple must have been hoping to turn the tide with its hardware event, at which the company announced updates to its MacBook Pro line of laptops. But that event, which aside from the new Touch Bar was fairly underwhelming, ended up being overshadowed by the Wednesday announcement of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=BzMLA8YIgG0
You’ve almost certainly already seen that video, because it set the global tech world on fire. It’s not hard to see why. In almost every way, Microsoft’s Surface Studio is the kind of thing we expect from Apple.
A better Apple than Apple
First, there’s the video itself, which is incredibly well done. It manages to convey a lot about what makes the Surface Studio special without a single word of spoken or written text. Over gorgeous images of the product in closeups, a haunting cover of “Pure Imagination” adds a level of emotional depth to the ad. It’s an ad so good that it makes you want the product even though you don’t need it. It’s the kind of ad we’re used to seeing from Apple. And to be frank, it’s pretty shocking to see an ad this good coming from Microsoft, who just a few years ago were running atrocities like this to promote their products.
Right now, Microsoft’s version of Apple feels more like Apple than the real Apple.
It’s not just about the presentation, of course (although presentation and marketing is how Apple makes a lot of its magic). The Surface Studio also feels like an Apple product from the Steve Jobs era, when the company was making the absolute best computing tools for creative professionals, and when it was regularly producing innovative surprises. The Surface Dial, for example, looks like Apple through-and-through: surprisingly powerful, absurdly easy to use, and so simple and intuitive that you can hardly believe it hasn’t been done already.
The Surface Studio is even classic Apple in the wrong ways: pricey as hell, unabashedly unupgradable, and weirdly under-powered (even the highest-end model only comes with a Nvidia GTX 980M GPU, a model that’s already thoroughly outclassed by the 1060, 1070, and 1080 mobile chips Nvidia released this summer).
Apple says AirPod shipments to be delayed
I honestly think that if you took the Surface Studio ad and stripped it of all Microsoft branding, people would assume it was an Apple product. And while you can look at Microsoft’s marketing approach or the Surface Studio’s aesthetics and say Microsoft is just copying Apple, does it matter? Right now, Microsoft’s version of Apple feels more like Apple than the real Apple does.
(It’s not all about the Studio, either. Microsoft also announced new VR headsets and a new laptop with a huge battery on Wednesday.)
Another disappointing Apple event
Of course, Apple didn’t help itself much with its Mac event on Thursday, which apart from the cool-but-not-really-gamechanging Touch Bar, felt pretty flat. The first half of the event focused on Apple’s new TV app, which professes to “bring the best shows and movies from all [your] video apps into one place,” but lacks support for Netflix or Amazon Prime. Apple didn’t advertise that fact, of course, but the absence of the two wildly popular TV streaming services from the demo was obvious.
Apple’s latest MacBook event felt pretty flat.
The second half of the event was devoted entirely to Apple’s updated MacBook Pros. Aside from the traditional spec bumps, the addition of the thin multi-touch Touch Bar in place of the function keys is all that’s changed about the laptops, and Apple didn’t update any of its other computer lines. The Touch Bar, while cool, doesn’t seem to be setting the world on fire. In the aftermath of the event, many users pointed out that laptops with full touchscreens – there are dozens, perhaps hundreds, of Windows notebooks with this feature – can do many of the same things, in some cases more effectively or efficiently.
Of course, Apple always has its operating systems to fall back on; even when the hardware is disappointing, there are legions of Apple fans who simply don’t want to leave mac OS and iOS for Windows. Given that Windows 10 is nothing special, that’s not likely to change. But at least on the hardware front, it’s clear that Microsoft is gaining ground, and with the Surface Studio, it looks like the company may have even surpassed Apple.
Apple ramps up MacBook infused with touch controls
When you think of innovative, slim, and sexy brushed-steel computers with innovative new input technologies, your mind might jump to Apple. But Apple just introduced a slim new touch-sensitive bar. Microsoft rolled out a massive touch-sensitive screen that can be controlled in a completely new way. In computer hardware, for the first time perhaps ever, Microsoft is out-Appleing Apple.
This article originally appeared on Tech in Asia.