Shahbaz Taseer's tweet spree will turn your bad day around in an instant
The only word which comes to his mind about the captivity is 'long', he claims

Shahbaz Taseer being flown home (Lahore) from Quetta in a special aircraft by int officials. PHOTO: ISPR
Taseer took his followers' questions in stride, often giving witty answers to some rather serious, and sometimes insensitive, questions about his time in captivity. We take a look at some of the best answers given by the son of slain former Punjab Governor Salmaan Taseer.
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PS: You might want to grab some tissue too.
1. Still don't think about leaving Pakistan?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714853901342810112
2. Were there any happy days ??
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714850043375828992
3. What did you miss other than family in these 5 years?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714849038022131713
4. Why is @ShahbazTaseer all over my timeline
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714846787316658177
5. Playstation or PC master race?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714847285411254273
6. What do you find has changed most while you were gone?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714849950606209024
7. How come you remembered your passwords after 4 -5 years ?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714850236078899200
8. What did you do to pass time?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714853749458669568
9. How good is your Pashto now?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714844352204374016
10. Describe your 5 years in captivity in one word or sentence? :)
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714844591976013824
11. No pizza in those 4 years?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714838590476435456
12. Your biggest dream that you want to complete?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714843844362309633
13. No shave in 4 years? Seriously? You have been through hell.
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714843962733887488
14. Maheen Taseer: So who is number one - me or Manchester Utd?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/715076733821710336
15. What songs do you like to sing these days
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714874120446545920
16. Will you write a book on your ordeal?
https://twitter.com/ShahbazTaseer/status/714870777707958272
17. Favourite actor?
@ShahbazTaseer @Muzamil71943949 coming from my fav action hero.
— Ali Zafar (@AliZafarsays) March 30, 2016


















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