Shahbaz Taseer's tweet spree will turn your bad day around in an instant

The only word which comes to his mind about the captivity is 'long', he claims

Shahbaz Taseer, who was freed earlier this month after almost five years in captivity, took his 14,000 followers by surprise on Tuesday when he decided to conduct a light-hearted Q&A session using the hashtag #AskST.

Taseer took his followers' questions in stride, often giving witty answers to some rather serious, and sometimes insensitive, questions about his time in captivity. We take a look at some of the best answers given by the son of slain former Punjab Governor Salmaan Taseer.



PS: You might want to grab some tissue too.

1. Still don't think about leaving Pakistan?

It's my home https://t.co/lNAc0MjiTc

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

2. Were there any happy days ??

There are now https://t.co/aP36l6hjrN

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

3. What did you miss other than family in these 5 years?

Clean water and my pot https://t.co/W8VCUs5k1b

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

4. Why is @ShahbazTaseer all over my timeline

Sorry just enjoying Twitter! https://t.co/sN7nVUts5K

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

5. Playstation or PC master race?

X box https://t.co/O8FZRBOrVr

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

6. What do you find has changed most while you were gone?

Video gaming :) https://t.co/2h9BMAg5fu

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

7. How come you remembered your passwords after 4 -5 years ?

Actually my wife remembered https://t.co/f2NttGoo4c

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

8. What did you do to pass time?

Pass time! https://t.co/92d7Zr7zDF

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

9. How good is your Pashto now?

Malgari khush Hal ! https://t.co/Mdp5XfXcIR

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

10. Describe your 5 years in captivity in one word or sentence? :)

It was four and a half btw and the only word that comes to mind is ... Long https://t.co/yCN2hvp0tQ

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

11. No pizza in those 4 years?

Asked many times I guess Pizza Hut doesn't have a shop in waziristan https://t.co/J9LF2rgHUr

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

12. Your biggest dream that you want to complete?

I want to bunjee jump https://t.co/IhIcBIo49H

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

13. No shave in 4 years? Seriously? You have been through hell.

The hardest part was living without my Gillette razor https://t.co/sOY9yy96m8

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

14. Maheen Taseer: So who is number one - me or Manchester Utd?

You...but they are a VERY close second :) https://t.co/GoU5393DZA

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 30, 2016

15. What songs do you like to sing these days

Currently @justinbieber #whatdoumean https://t.co/qT0phJCxvB

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

16. Will you write a book on your ordeal?

Inshallah https://t.co/PgU1vkwpwy

— Shahbaz Taseer (@ShahbazTaseer) March 29, 2016

17. Favourite actor?

@ShahbazTaseer @Muzamil71943949 coming from my fav action hero.

— Ali Zafar (@AliZafarsays) March 30, 2016