Don't get us wrong, everybody loves shaadi ka khana, but there are a few exceptions -- those who go to weddings solely for food. Here are a few thoughts, girls who love food in particular, go through during the course of a wedding.
1. When you're going to a wedding for the food
Because there's no food like shaadi food.
2. When you've just entered the hall and you're already thinking about food
Khana kab lageyga yaar? Where's the bride? It's 10, dammit, people are hungry!
3. When you see the buffet table being lit up to heat the food
It's almost time!
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4. And smell a whiff of the food wafting through the hall
Hallelujah!
5. But right before the food when they decide to surprise the bride and groom with speeches and video dedications
Are you kidding me!?!
6. When the food is finally been served but your friends decide to meet the bride
Yeah, she looks beautiful. Now let's go people.
7. And then decide to stay for a few pictures
Is this a joke you guys?... I will not hesitate to hit someone.
8. When you finally make it to the food table and see the delicious spread
'You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do
Cause it'll be just me and you.'
9. And couldn't be bothered about cutting the line
This is my time, son!
10. When you manage to fill your plate, only to be judged by everyone
Don't you dare put nazar on my food.
11. And right when you're about to dig in, an aunty comes and starts asking you questions
Uh, WHO are YOU?
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12. When girls sitting with you start complaining about their weight and refuse to eat anything
Why are you even here? WHY?
13. But that doesn't stop them from tasting something from your plate
Oh, hell no! You are so dead.
14. When you finally take a bite of your food and realise your life is complete
I'm in heaven right now.
15. And cannot stop hogging
Too much food, too small a mouth.
16. Only to be disrupted by the cameraman hounding you while you eat
Just. Stop.
17. Back to eating
And your mood suddenly takes a turn for the better.
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18. When you're about to explode from all the food you ate but can't stop yourself because there are two more dishes you haven't tried
I should stop, but I'll regret it later. YOLO!
19. When your friends tell you it's time to leave but you just got done with the main and want dessert
Whaaa-- but I need my meetha after food.
20. And then quickly sneak back in to grab a gulab jaman... or two
Not leaving without my meetha.
21. And once the shaadi is over and you're home, you only have one thing on your mind: the food
Yaaaar, pack karwana chahiye tha.
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