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It's going to get uglier than Asif, Mudasir's break up


IANS December 29, 2015
It's going to get uglier than Asif, Mudasir's break up!

Not everyone is an expert at break-ups like Asif Raza Rana, but what if there was an app to help you end it? Yep, and it works like Uber but just for dumping people.

Named The Breakup Shop, the site states, "Bad relationship? Let us help you end it". It uses email, snail mail, text and/or Snapchat, at prices ranging from £6 to £30 for customized naughty or nice options. We're not joking.

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PHOTO: THE BREAKUP SHOP

"The Breakup Shop believes everyone deserves to be single.  Let us handle the messy work of the breakup so you can spend more time swiping right," claims their website.

Warring couples can use the site to do the dirty work of splitting up for them -- by sending a text telling your partner that you are dumping them.

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Users are also given options to shop from the site's 'featured products' list -- from break-up texts to a 'poo smell card', all kinds of services are available to help you get rid of your partner. Once paid for, the break-up is sent or spoken directly to your future ex.

PHOTO: THE BREAKUP SHOP

But what if you want to send a gift to your ex? Show them that you still 'care'. They've got that covered too, the site sells gifts for exes such as The Notebook on DVD, boxes of cookies, Netflix giftcards and more.

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Customers also have the option between nice and naughty. Nice options include a gift pack with chocolate chip cookies and a copy of The Notebook on Blu-ray while the naughty option sends a "mean photo attachment" of you with your new replacement.

Another feature on the site is the break-up phone call service, offered at £20 if you are in "no rush" or £26 for a call "within 24 hours".

Yikes! This site is brutal. Sure you want to end it like that?

PHOTO: THE GLOSS

COMMENTS (1)

LOL | 8 years ago | Reply LOL! "Everybody deserves to be single". What about married couples? How to use this app on your spouse?
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