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Making fun of Taher Shah is okay. Forcing someone to eat mangoes is okay. Making a funny face is not.

We have no choice but to exercise the utmost patience and bear with him, like the unlucky chaps in the foreign office.

A ranking can only be improved if a team with low ranking points beats a team with considerably higher ranking points.

In 15 years, no bigot on either side has been able to see a non-confrontational way out of the deadlock.

I can’t cage the animal inside me that makes me do things that I can't admit in front of my dietician.

The MQM cannot escape reality: Muhajirs are not a threatened ethnic group in Pakistan.

For 9 years someone boarded the bus asking for funds for the same madrassa that was perpetually “under construction”.

Rahat and Momina’s version of Afreen Afreen is the complete opposite of Nustrat Fateh Ali Khan’s version.

If you’re in the mood to not think and enjoy a good laugh, I’d recommend this movie.

Just like ‘every rose has its thorn’, this is the thorn in Obama’s record.