Many have stated numerous reasons for the PCB chief to reason. I join the endless list and present 10 of my own.

The construction of the Rs2.9bn Parliament Lodges is disgusting proof of our government's luxurious lifestyle.

Much like our missing wicket keeper, Wikileaks has brought high drama to Pakistan again.

The spirit of sacrifice is lost in the race to get the biggest and most expensive sacrificial animal on display.

The ranger standing nearby seemed afraid of me because I sported a beard and bag. Shouldn't he be protecting me?

Younis Khan will strengthen the batting line and add an honest individual to the cricket team.

Ijaz Butt’s tenure has been nothing short of a Bollywood flick, full of action, adventure, thrill and suspense. One can only hope that Pakistani cricket recovers.

Try as you might to hide behind a pile of files when the king of the jungle is in one of his predatory moods, nothing can save you from his wrath.

If someone asks for a burger at a bun kebab wala the people around him will start laughing and called him ‘Mummy Daddy.' Why has this sandwich become a status symbol?