Those of you who love watching other people play videogames will be thrilled by Scott Pilgrim vs the World.

The 10-minute breaks every other hour. Smoking gives the perfect cover to loiter and shirk work.

Watching babies is as trying as watching your not-very-close friend’s not-very-well-made home videos.

The Expendables is brainless, campy and violent — but it is also a dreadful bore.

Centurion has neither the epic proportions nor the grand pretensions of Gladiator.

How you get suckered into buying all sorts of unflattering make-up in a bid to break out of your ‘boring’ old look.

For all the explosions and vehicular collisions, The A-Team is a stupefyingly underwhelming movie.

“I know that the food is our weak point,” says Ruheena Malik, owner of the recently opened Saffron.