The Capital Vulture: Diplomatic Enclave party culture - The bitter truth

It’s better going out confident, attractive and interesting than feeling like a political object.

Rayan Khan May 31, 2011
The lot of us pitiful Islooites who are used to night life elsewhere will attest that, come Saturday, a deep panic sets in. Has anyone made a plan? What if no one does anything? It’s happened before.

However if you’ve got an invite to any one (or all) of the smorgasbord of embassy associated clubs - you’re on the list and maybe you invite a friend along - you’re all set for the weekend.

You can politely refuse other invitations with a wry smile; say you’re, unfortunately, going to the _______ Club. Sorry, man, just can’t make it.

But at the end of the night, chances are you’re going to go home with a bitter taste in your mouth.

Two reasons: You debased yourself for special registration and harassed people to get you in because you’re not cool enough to have a different passport. And all for what, exactly? A bar? Eurotrash blaring tired beats and people who make dancing look like a monumental task?

You were so excited, always are, when it’s early and you still have this dream of meeting fahbulous people you wouldn’t normally see in the city.

But past the layers of security and tired-looking guards you begin to feel the effort and the drain of getting in to one of these shindigs.

If you came with friends, you’ll stick with them mostly because reason #2 is in effect: parties and weekend gatherings at these clubs are just as cliquish as the smaller-scale efforts in Islamabad central. It’s difficult to meet new people because the diplomatic community is mostly insular; they keep to their own or to the United Nations’ consultant brand of Pakistani they’re somewhat familiar with. Unless you act totally brazen or try really hard you may luck out and get to chat with some bland foreigner who just won’t be able to get over how Anglisized you sound.

“Wow, your English is so good. Why don’t you have an accent?”

Here is when my sense of decorum usually fails me. Sometimes I lambaste the offender and demand to know why I have to justify the way I sound.

Following this, the poor sucker gets an earful about how weird it is to ask someone about their accent. Sometimes the response is didactic: the culprit gets a lecture on the pitfalls of cultural fetishization and how crazy and neurotic locals like me can get.

Other times I’ll tremble, swallow the imminent vitriol, and excuse myself politely.

As the night progresses your disgust with humanity increases tenfold. There are usually duos or troupes of people on the dance floor who aren’t actually dancing; strange, older women swaying slowly like boa constrictors ready to eat, their eyes roving, hungry and predatory. You can’t relax either because you feel like you should be trying to make the most of it, make some contacts and get numbers.

It makes you think. What did all that hard work and getting on those exclusive lists amount to, really?

You’ve seen better and trashier parties so why do you come if your sanity and dignity might not remain intact by the evening’s end?

I treat how horrible I feel in the morning as my just-deserved comeuppance. This is the sin of desperation and these parties, sadly, are considered the ‘height’ of social climbing.

Consider me an outcast then because it’s better going out confident, attractive and interesting than feeling like a political object.

Published in The Express Tribune.
WRITTEN BY:
Rayan Khan A reporter for the Life and Style and City pages of The Express Tribune in Islamabad. He contributes to a column "Culture Vulture".
The views expressed by the writer and the reader comments do not necassarily reflect the views and policies of the Express Tribune.

COMMENTS (13)

Sameer Qadir | 10 years ago | Reply First of all, girls and boys and.older men and women too all go out to parties to check each other out. The dirty old men, with their fantasies and lurid thoughts cannot but help ogle at the beautiful young bodies ,reminiscing of the past and hoping to conquer Mount Everest for one more time that night. I dare not talk about the women, we already know they are ready to eat anything, the boa constrictor way. However, no matter how false the whole thing might be, I for one would like to stand in a corner, with a glass of juice in my hand, hoping I was wearing X-Ray glasses, enjoying the evening,watching the bump and grind on the dance floor,pulling my ponch in every time I imagine a girl was looking in my direction,and then going home,with the lurid thoughts for an evening well spent. Age matters when you are young or almost past your prime.
Kevin | 10 years ago | Reply That's what it's like being around your sister. Hahahahahaha.
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