40 things that Pakistani men hate to hear
- We need to talk
- Do I look fat?
- Umm there’s this new store at the mall…
- I’m not hungry hungry, but I’ll share your garlic mayo fries.
- Why do you have to hang out with Fahad so much? Is he your boyfriend?
- Oh never mind, Yasir is just a friend. But I don’t get a good vibe from Ramsha so you better not talk to her.
- I’m not one of those girls.
- You’re just like a brother to me.
- *On the second date* some people are coming over tomorrow for my rishta, so I thought I should just let you know.
- If I ask you something, would you be honest?
- OMG! The dreadlocks on that guy look so YUM.
- So this one time, my ex and I went to…
- Can’t believe how you can spend this much on a pair of jeans! Don’t look at my footwear collection, I’m classy - I have to!
- I am an independent woman but you should pay for the meal. I’m old fashioned.
- Where is my exclusive time in your given day? You treat me like a filler.
- Who is she?
- You’ve changed so much. You’re not the same person anymore.
- Why do you still watch cartoons? Grow up.
- Go away, leave me alone… How dare you walk out on me?
- You’re always too busy to even think about me.
- You’re so thin. Why don’t you go to the gym?
- You’re such a mama’s boy.
- Let’s watch some TV. New Girl or Pretty Little Liars?
- Why do you always want to control me? It’s suffocating. Give me some space to breathe.
- I knew it!
- Are you sure?
- I don’t believe you.
- I didn’t mean anything I said. I was just PMS-ing.
- You know I’m still mad at you for what you said to me at Sarah’s wedding in 2004.
- ... But we can be friends.
- You know you’d save a lot of money if you don’t smoke.
- Mom is coming over for the weekend.
- Can you look after the kids; I just have to go to the tailor for “five minutes”.
- When I say chocolates, it means dark chocolate. You’re so useless.
- Wait wait stop the car!! I need to Instagram that.
- Why can’t we go there? All of my friends have been there already. Even Bushra.
- Why do you have to watch match highlights when you already know who won? Please switch to Hum TV. I wanna watch the rerun of Kadurat.
- Are you even listening to me?
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