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Teach your children ABC the Pakistani way! 'F' is for fundamentalist, "J' is for Jahil and 'L' is for...

Eiynah N January 05, 2013

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Eiynah N A Pakistani-Canadian blogger and artist who writes/draws about desi sexuality.

The views expressed by the writer and the reader comments do not necassarily reflect the views and policies of the Express Tribune.

COMMENTS (50)

Muhammad | 11 years ago | Reply This post protrays way too much negativity. These are things that only happen in very few parts of pakistan. Now most of the pakistanis are educated people and the above mentioned things only come up n very few cases.

blogreader | 11 years ago | Reply @stranger: u can read on her blog www.nicemangos.blogspot.com she has it up on her blog...

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stranger | 11 years ago | Reply Hey I could not view a single picture. Can you upload it in mere words please.

TRuth | 11 years ago | Reply Wow eiynah-n/ The best of solemn truth every bit of it is resembled in the Paki society infact your creativity should be the constitution of Pakistans best nrrative ,, 3 cheers to you

Lamss | 11 years ago | Reply Brilliant brilliant!!

Aijaz Haider | 11 years ago | Reply @Unknown: Yes, I am.

Unknown | 11 years ago | Reply Is there anyone else as well who is disturbed by the distorted Pakistani flag shown in this blog.

jello | 11 years ago | Reply @Xyz: umm i think u missed the entire point.... the author was mocking how Ahmadis are discriminated against. Think before u get so mad..

harsh | 11 years ago | Reply Nice new Creativity Keep up with good work

Bilal | 11 years ago | Reply This all because of such blog writers..

Gratgy | 11 years ago | Reply "O" was awesome. Good one :)

Anas Tanveer | 11 years ago | Reply Appologies for the writer, do not mean to be rude, but it is crap. And as Shehzad Roy says, I am allergic to Bullshits.

Xyz | 11 years ago | Reply What rubbish! Can the citizens of Pakistan ever stop ridiculing someone's belief? Before hating someone try to first understand what Ahmadis really believe. All the maulvis have portrayed a wrong image of them without even knowing what they believe in.

Unknown | 11 years ago | Reply Some one who is raised in UAE and living in Canada is bashing Pakistan on her ignorance. These problems are in all societies. Pakistan is not the only country where these problem exists. She should write about UAE and CANADA. Author should mind her own business in canada and Tribune should be ashmed of itself who is publishing abusive material against my country. We know we have these problems and we discuss this as well but Tribune should not publish the foreigners abusive blogs and author should come to Pakistan and live like Pakistan to understand it.

Imad Uddin | 11 years ago | Reply Unbelievable! I just love this! the use of f was indeed essential as nothing else could express how most of religious people are; Q word perfectly depicts how irrelevant the morals of Koran are to the present world; ur C word is the best way to malign unnecessary restrictions placed in the name of modesty;ur M word is the most powerful expression of warning what an Islamic state could mean! But I think ur H phrase should have been "Holier that thou" which is the only accurate interpretation of anyone preaching redundant morals to others. OMG it just matches my mind! Its awsome, sensible and creative! wz trying to think lyk a liberal...

aalahazrat | 11 years ago | Reply Being one of the two I would say, no they dont. Fortunately for me though. The former can hide in the crowd.

Humaira | 11 years ago | Reply F for Fatwa...I, Allah's favorite Mullah straight from the Arabian desert, declare a fatwa on this writer of blasphemous cartoons that go against my religion and religiosity.

The Hanging Sword | 11 years ago | Reply Hahaha A for Ahmadis, the Maulanas would have been p****d just to see the word there

Baba Ji | 11 years ago | Reply good ... innovative ,,,

Dear Dear | 11 years ago | Reply To all those saying positive side. Please show us one. There is no positive side except the hallucinations that we see. It is true that Pakistan has been dragged to the bottom of the pit. We ourselves are responsible afterall it is us who vote, us who bribe and us who discriminate.

Jahanzaib Haque | 11 years ago | Reply

Brilliant

I Hate Dirtystan | 11 years ago | Reply Completely TRUE, all of it. Dirtystan is a joke.

Imran Haider | 11 years ago | Reply Dear ET, You couldn't read the 'F' word? Follow a bit of code at least!

Hameed Langraw | 11 years ago | Reply It was just brilliant rubbish. Wonderful job done be blogger. Whoever made this, show that his/her mind is not working on positive side. I don't know why we never look or appreciate those things which people are doing against such things....

Nobody | 11 years ago | Reply I didn't know if I should laugh or cry....Laughing on the outside, crying a bit on the inside. Pass this on; although it's something every average Pakistani is fully aware of, seems not enough is being done fast enough to change it. Pisses me off; there is no shortage of talent, bravery or heart in Pakistan. Yet a sack of sh*t government + jahil junglee self labeled jihadists running amok have almost squashed that out of it's people.

Haris Khan | 11 years ago | Reply Applause

shehliza | 11 years ago | Reply wow that was just brilliant..the most wonderful work ever..m reading it again n again.Wonderful job.Whoever made this is really a genius:-)

Asad | 11 years ago | Reply I woke up all full of positive energy today, and then.. this.

Fahad | 11 years ago | Reply Hilarious

Saad Aziz | 11 years ago | Reply why should she show us a better side of pakistan if there is not any,she is showing us the mirror,we should see our dirty faces in it and try to change ourself

Ibn Yusuf | 11 years ago | Reply What a waste of time, you could have used the same letters to describe the Pakistan in a better positive way. Nevertheless that's what an amateur does. Pointing out flaws is way easier.

Hiba | 11 years ago | Reply I don't agree with some of the examples especially M ;minorities are safer than the Muslims themselves consider shia sunni conflicts.We all know whats wrong with Pakistan,You should use your creativity to point some thing positive ,to make people believe in our Country.Bickering abput the corruption,chaos and ineqaulitiy doesnt change the fact that we still belong to Pakistan and to make it a better place Frist we have to think its a better place

Tahir | 11 years ago | Reply Bakwassss

Naila | 11 years ago | Reply Wow, somebody needs chocolate :/

bangash | 11 years ago | Reply Superb!!!!!

gujranwala789 | 11 years ago | Reply Just plain rubbish

aj | 11 years ago | Reply lol. .simply awsome. . Funny and true!

gp65 | 11 years ago | Reply Nicely done.

Mj | 11 years ago | Reply Amazing, and spot on!

Mohammed Zakariya Al Razi | 11 years ago | Reply How long do we have till this is taken down for "hurting sensitivities" of Muslims all around the world?

H6 | 11 years ago | Reply someone talking about women? Chastity, blasphemy, RAGE, wow.. i thought no one felt it......wow.... i feel i belong in this world now... someone else can also see/feel what i do about PAKISTAN'S ABC!!!!! I LOVE THIS POST!!!

Ahmed Ibrahim | 11 years ago | Reply ok... tribune allows f word... awesomeness

Super Jaskani | 11 years ago | Reply Thats where ET gets so redundant. Such a well trodden topic. Boring. Next !

Khalq e Khuda | 11 years ago | Reply Epic!!

Iftekhar Khokhar | 11 years ago | Reply "Given the examples above, I have failed to understand what comments should I offer?

Zalim singh | 11 years ago | Reply LOL. Great. B could have been for Blasphemy, but what you have written is also good.

Aijaz Haider | 11 years ago | Reply Pakistani politicians are not so good but they are certainly not 'imbeciles'. The blog was intended to be humorous or hilarious but unfortunately it has crossed the limits. This should not be only for little Pakistanis. Most of it applies to non-Pakistanis as well. The author is requested to write another ABC's for little Pakistanis with 'A' for 'Allama Iqbal', 'B' for 'Benazir', 'C' for 'Cricket', ... 'J' for 'Jinnah', ..... 'M' for 'Malala' and highlight the better side for the little Pakistanis. Now Pakistanis have become used to laughing at themselves. They need advice and guidance to improve.

Turbo Lover | 11 years ago | Reply Sorry, this is just so good that I am saving this page.

Tariq khan | 11 years ago | Reply You should have made A for atheists,they face far more discrimination and social prejudice than the Ahmadis do.

Parvez | 11 years ago | Reply I think you got ' R ' wrong ................its for ' Run because you have no backbone '

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