Life lessons from TV shows

Published: September 23, 2010
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Emotional Drama

Lost

Fate and free will are not mutually exclusive. The general direction of your life may be pre-determined but, through several cycles of trial-and-error, you will learn that it’s the journey that really matters. And that journey is best undertaken with the people who end up by your side. When you die, all that matters is the memories of those you loved.

Mad Men

See through the visage of perfection and outer calm to realise that everyone, no matter how self-assured, suffer the same insecurities you do. All humans are emotionally stunted and an extrovert is simply an introvert who’s had too much to drink.

Envy

Gossip Girl

You know those kids at school who were richer, more popular and led infinitely more interesting lives than you? You were right to envy them.

Glee

Things were much simpler back when you were in school. No matter how ‘complicated’ you thought you were, you could still easily fit into an archetype. Sometimes it’s better to be young and carefree enough not to realise how badly you sing.

American’s Next Top Model

You will never, ever be successful in life if you don’t know how to stand up straight and ‘smize’ ie smile with your eyes.

30 Rock

Just because you are smart, talented and funny doesn’t mean you can’t be beautiful. But if you don’t want to seem threatening, just pretend you’re as ugly as everyone around you.

Medical Drama

House

Trusting a doctor – even one who pops far too many painkillers – may not be the worst idea.

Scrubs

Even with their scary white coats and stethoscopes, doctors are just like us and want to sing and dance through hospital wards.

Relationships

Coupling

Despite years of patient lecturing, men still don’t know what women want. Or the importance of sofa cushions and shoes in every colour and type.

How I Met Your Mother

Just give up already. You’ll never be able to compete with the cool guy. No need to practise your smooth-talking.

Ugly Betty

Appearances are immaterial. It’s the ugly on the inside that shows itself in public.

90210

Relationships are wonderful, beautiful things so there is nothing wrong with acquiring two, four or five significant others over a period of a few months. More importantly, being fantastically wealthy is a wonderful, beautiful thing, and completely covers up for the lack of a soul – or brain.

Friends

Never underestimate the importance of a coffee shop or a dhaba in your lives.

The OC

The first season shows that perfection isn’t always illusive. The subsequent seasons show how resting on your laurels leads to stagnation, creative malaise and the most awful television imaginable.

Missions

DH Desperate Housewives

If at first you don’t succeed, blame someone else, rat out your friends, lie, cheat steal and always, always try to look composed and beautiful while doing so. And remember, there is no shame in repeatedly ruining your life and that of those around you because it’ll all be okay by the end of the year.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

If you have a mission in life, no sacrifice is too big. There’s nothing you can’t face so long as you aren’t alone.

True Blood

Beware – all friends, loved ones, peers and co-workers are most likely living secret lives as vampires, werewolves, fairies, maynards, witches, shape shifters or just plain scum. However, you probably have super powers and secrets of your own so make the most of them by terrorizing others and hopefully falling in love.

Published in The Express Tribune, September 24th, 2010.

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Reader Comments (8)

  • Alinawaz
    Sep 24, 2010 - 6:44AM

    “But if you don’t want to seem threatening, just pretend you’re as ugly as everyone around you.”
    hahaha. Recommend

  • Juko
    Sep 24, 2010 - 10:19AM

    what a waste of spaceRecommend

  • hala
    Sep 24, 2010 - 11:09AM

    all my life lessons come from tv shows, so i really loved this article
    cute and funny and so trueRecommend

  • Faria S
    Sep 24, 2010 - 1:21PM

    One of the best life and style pieces I have ever read in a Pakistani paperRecommend

  • Sep 24, 2010 - 1:33PM

    I like the medical drama one….hehe Even the most professional doctor would love to sing and dance around like babes…dancing Local dance steps……..Every doctor must learn besides acquiring medical degrees………:)Recommend

  • M
    Sep 24, 2010 - 2:42PM

    fun! fun !!!Recommend

  • Nida Haque
    Sep 24, 2010 - 5:14PM

    Funny and fun. But where’s Dexter? Recommend

  • Anoop
    Sep 24, 2010 - 10:17PM

    I loved Lost. You described it beautifully. Too bad its over.. Recommend

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