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Career Guide: Working at a local bank

Published: June 27, 2011

A day in the life of…..

This is what a regular day is like for Asad who is the Regional Collections Manager of Consumer loans at a local bank.

Post-breakfast

9.35 AM: Switch the PC on, hoping no one notices I’m late again. Read only those emails that have ‘Urgent’ in the subject line. Make a round of the floor to get Collection Field Officers together for the target review meeting.

10.01 AM: Phones ring non-stop in background, as I listen to one field officer make excuses about his daily targets and tell me about a customer’s offer for UK immigration. Give an adrenaline filled speech using the Jerry McGuire clichéd line “who’s with me?”

11.00 AM: Collections Calling Agents daily buckets review meeting. Try calming a tearful agent who threatens to quit over a customer who swore incessantly at her for 10 minutes.

11.30 AM: Begin daily ritual of looking at delinquencies and resolutions ratio Management Information System (MIS).  Investigate customer complaint over a field staff’s misbehaviour. Complainant says the field staff refused to accept post-dated cheque and kept ringing the door-bell.  Field staff claims there was no electricity at time of the visit.

11.50 AM: Call up high-delinquency customers to negotiate payments. Some point blank refusals, some successful negotiations, and plenty of no responses.

Lunch Time

1.15 PM: Double biryani and diet 7-Up with the Business Analytics in-charge. Get an update on the monthly portfolio analysis with region wise performance. Discuss the boss’s liposuction.

Post Lunch

2.30 PM: Huddle with the collection supervisors to restrategise on low performing teams and take decisions on staff under probation. Two terminations and one team reshuffling done to try new team combinations.

2.50 PM: Eat chunks of mithai sent by collection supervisor on birth of his son and on winning the case lodged against him two years ago on allegations of car snatching by customer. Turned out to be a lawful case of car repossession.

3.04 PM: Mid-day checks begin. Ask supervisors to check status of each field officer and the cash collections done so far. First calls go to the field officers who are in an area where a lot of muggings have been reported.

4.30 PM: Frantic call from field officer, saying an agitated customer has three to four people with him. Officer confirms that he has the daily cash collection in his bag. Instruct officer to get to the closest bank branch to deposit money. Repeatedly remind him not to retaliate.

4.55 PM: Officer calls from branch, says teller refusing to accept cash since its closing time. Furiously look up branch manager’s number to call him. Yell at officer for not being able to handle a teller. Realise one second later that he is shaken from the earlier situation.

5.31 PM: Meeting at the office with a high-valued customer who is a businessman with multiple outstanding payments and high Balance Transfer facility (BTF) amounts. Matter amicably resolved with payment dates agreed over one Pepsi.

7.20 PM: Walk to boss’s room to discuss the internal service level agreement with Compliance Department. Next 12 minutes spent listening to boss’s philosophy on conflict management. Two cigarettes and two cups of green tea: I’m back at desk.

9.15 PM: Answer fifth call from wife today to remind me about buying bread and eggs en route.  Shut down PC and search for tie that I left at someone’s desk. Give up on search and head for parking lot.

9.45 PM: Home at last, totally forgetting about calls, collections, bread and eggs.

Key skills required to be a Collections Manager:

1) Leadership qualities

2) Excellent people management skills

3) Superior negotiation abilities

4) Industry knowledge

5) Ability to work under pressure

The writer is a personal branding consultant.

Published in The Express Tribune, June 18th, 2011.

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Reader Comments (19)

  • Umair Waheed Sheikh, Khayban e Hafiz,IBA Karachi
    Jun 27, 2011 - 7:52PM

    And I wasted 5 mins!. What a crappy job!Recommend

  • wah wah
    Jun 27, 2011 - 8:04PM

    The writer is a personal branding consultant and the career guide is about working at a local bank…. talk about experience. bravo ;) Recommend

  • MAD
    Jun 28, 2011 - 9:22AM

    Wondering how i manage to leave at 6:00 PmRecommend

  • Adeel
    Jun 28, 2011 - 11:39AM

    I was excited about reading this because I work at a local bank myself, but this was so pointless and specialized with all that jargon! I expected a more general article… Couldn’t identify with it at all.

    Plus, I leave at 5:15pm, thankyouverymuch! Recommend

  • Sadya
    Jun 28, 2011 - 3:34PM

    @wah wah – the personal branding consultant worked 8 years at a bank
    @Adeel – you’re right , it does have a lot of jargons, and you’re lucky to leave at 5.15pm. Hang to that job!Recommend

  • Maher
    Jun 28, 2011 - 5:37PM

    Best part was Chunk of sweets and wife’s call reminding for bread and eggs :) Recommend

  • Sameer Malik
    Jun 28, 2011 - 7:16PM

    This is not CRAP!!!!!! at all. This is really true, any one of you if working in local or multinat bank, in Collection/Recovery, the day is even worst than that. You cannot imagine the stress and pressure nowadays the consumer banking industry is facing. The people working in the industry are really pitiable.Recommend

  • Jun 29, 2011 - 7:58AM

    love the contradictions – double biryani and diet 7-up, cigarettes and green tea :D I can personally say from nearly seven years of associating with bankers that this kind of high-pressure, adrenaline-charged, jargon-laden and late-hours lifestyle is sooo typical of a bank manager. Bravo Sadya, really enjoyed a great piece of workRecommend

  • Junaid Ali
    Jun 29, 2011 - 10:29AM

    lol. the “key skills required” part express the whole story of the article. and one realise the contradiction in job and actual skills. interesting to readRecommend

  • Abbas
    Jun 29, 2011 - 10:41AM

    waaoo.. A perfect picture of how man behave in his professional life.. The life has become so tough we can’t manage to leave office at 6:00 pm. And the one who leaves is living in heaven. Bravo.Recommend

  • ADNAN NAYAB
    Jun 29, 2011 - 10:48AM

    hi sadya,

    nice efforts shows your strong inclination towards consumer banking biz…wish u could talk about someTHING pertainging to the lives of our boys strolling on the streets running after retail agents (DUKAANDARS) for cajoling, pursuing to be in the OMNI eco system by investing a substantial amount of money.. And no wonder when that DUKAANDER doesnt make money how he rips them apart and what kind of miller our whole N/W teams needs to go thru… Needless to mention about our process / service quality issues and how it hampers and exhausts our mental & physical abilities at the end of the day..

    Nevertheless, good job and keep it up…..
    cheers
    ADNRecommend

  • AJ
    Jul 1, 2011 - 1:50PM

    Good one… Specially the Double Biryani with diet 7UP
    Regards
    AJRecommend

  • sam
    Jul 2, 2011 - 1:22PM

    iv worked in foreign banks for most of my career and currently im working at one of the big five…….. while i can relate to a few things the write has to say the issue i think most readers ahve is that when they open the article based on the heading theyr expecting somethign different.. somethign more generic and not about what a 9-9 day is likeRecommend

  • Tooba karo
    Jul 4, 2011 - 3:21PM

    PLEASE.

    a respected news paper like tribune linked to the ny times should not waste space on such a useless peice of writingRecommend

  • Sadya
    Jul 7, 2011 - 5:10PM

    @Tooba Karo – so true. You make me wanna write for NY Times. Recommend

  • Murtaza
    Jul 13, 2011 - 10:36AM

    Hi Sadya,

    Read you for the first time. I really enjoyed reading it….you have beautifully chiseled the versatility of handling various interactions and pressures of the job. For a person who is not really aware of the basics of the job, your expression could help him make the nearest impression. I think, this was more relevant to that segment of the readership which enjoys exploring…but, might not be accurate enough to the people who are already in this profession…dah…it was not meant for tallying things yar!!

    Keep writing…going great : )

    Murtaza

    Recommend

  • Sadya
    Jul 13, 2011 - 4:22PM

    @Murtaza- thanks for the honest feedback! Really appreciate you taking out time to read this article.

    Recommend

  • gulzar khan
    Jul 13, 2011 - 5:02PM

    and what if you find regulator in your officer for regular inspection ? do you remember Lunch on that day ?

    Recommend

  • Sadya
    Jul 13, 2011 - 5:20PM

    @Gulzar – I checked with the Collections manager, he says on the day of inspection he forgets breakfast, lunch, dinner, breads and eggs. Apparently there are many other stories that go on in the Collections department of a bank, and not all collection folks are thugs.

    Recommend

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